Seto Kaiba Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 (edited) "I know what I'm doing!" - Almost always immediately followed by ample proof that the speaker doesn't. "Trust me." - Inevitably followed by a screwup or betrayal. "Trust me, I know what I'm doing." - Hit the deck, don't look up until the loud noises and screaming stop. Edited January 2, 2010 by Seto Kaiba
Agent ONE Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 Actually, the "Weesa gonna die?" quote from the South Park movie and the "sparkley and the glowy" bit from Robot Chicken are the only two times I can honestly say I look forward to Jar Jar. All the other times though? Open season as far as I'm concerned. JarJar is the Macross7 of the SW franchise.
Seto Kaiba Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 JarJar is the Macross7 of the SW franchise. That would imply that there's someone out there who actually LIKES Jar Jar Binks... and I don't think that's true.
VFTF1 Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 That would imply that there's someone out there who actually LIKES Jar Jar Binks... and I don't think that's true. Why'sa you thinkin' so? Me'sa likin' JarJar! Everyones'a likin' JarJar insa they brisky ok-y-day heartsa love! That's why you'sa always talkin' bout him me'sa thinkin' Pete
hulagu Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 (edited) "You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid! STUPID! " Edited January 2, 2010 by hulagu
Bri Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 Main Character: “It’s a trap!” Director: “Erm, this is the romantic interlude, not a space battle” Main character: “I know!”
F-ZeroOne Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 The final words spoken by a certain visitor from Gallifrey on BBC TV last night. You'll know what I mean when you see it.
Noriko Takaya Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 Four pages of this nonsense and I can't believe no one has even brought up this quote which makes me cringe. "Come with me if you want to live!"
Mog Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 Screw that. Four pages, and no one has said this staple of made-up DRAMATIC TENSION "Shields down to 70 percent." "Shields down to 40 percent!!" "SHIELDS DOWN TO 10 PERCENT, OH NOOOOOOOOOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111!!!!!!!" And its bastard-cousin: "Polorize the hull."
Ivan Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 "What have I done?" "It's the apocalypse ... AGAIN!"
Ghost Train Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 Screw that. Four pages, and no one has said this staple of made-up DRAMATIC TENSION "Shields down to 70 percent." "Shields down to 40 percent!!" "SHIELDS DOWN TO 10 PERCENT, OH NOOOOOOOOOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111!!!!!!!" And its bastard-cousin: "Polorize the hull." Shields in general are silly... unless someone can explain how the guns on your own ship can fire through your own shields .
VFTF1 Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 Shields in general are silly... unless someone can explain how the guns on your own ship can fire through your own shields Inverse polarity. DUH!!! Pete
Max Jenius Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 I see that raise you two More titles The key part was "spoken in cheesy lines." In most of those movies, saying the movie title at some point was pretty much unavoidable.
VFTF1 Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 "there's a monster inside you and soon, it's going to burst through your chest and you will die. Any questions?" (not an exact quote) + every other line in Alien: Ressurection that was ever uttered. Pete
EXO Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 If we bring down the mothership/creator vampire/alien brain then all the others will be be returned to normal/seize functioning/return back to where they came.
eugimon Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 If we bring down the mothership/creator vampire/alien brain then all the others will be be returned to normal/seize functioning/return back to where they came. in that theme... Don't hurt the infected/possessed/borgified person, they're not in control of themselves!
taksraven Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 "To be continued.........NEXT season" For the best examples check out Blake's 7 and Space:Above and Beyond. Taksraven
VFTF1 Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 "There's a living-dead drowned kid in a hockey mask from 1984 hunting for horney teenagers on our space ship captain - what should we do?" Pete
Vepariga Posted January 3, 2010 Posted January 3, 2010 "There's a living-dead drowned kid in a hockey mask from 1984 hunting for horney teenagers on our space ship captain - what should we do?" Pete send a latex wearing cartwheeling fem-bot after it of course
eugimon Posted January 3, 2010 Posted January 3, 2010 (edited) any words, spoken by Amanda Tapping in her horrible horrible fake British accent. yes yes, I know she was born in England, but she moved when she was 3 so it hardly counts. Edited January 3, 2010 by eugimon
Ghost Train Posted January 3, 2010 Posted January 3, 2010 The trait British Accent affects the following character statistics: Charisma +4 Intelligence +5 Understatement +10
taksraven Posted January 3, 2010 Posted January 3, 2010 "Its gonna be a great film, we've signed Uwe Boll to direct............" Taksraven
Ghost Train Posted January 3, 2010 Posted January 3, 2010 I have been waiting for Uwe Bolle to produce: T3TRIS: THE MOVIE
David Hingtgen Posted January 3, 2010 Posted January 3, 2010 That said, it could never be as awesome as this Testris movie:
one_klump Posted January 3, 2010 Posted January 3, 2010 Power Couplings. Really? We just call them wire nuts around here...
Ghost Train Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 That said, it could never be as awesome as this Testris movie: That's pretty well done!
Excillon Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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