Ed.Coli Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 I am glad that I live in a country where I can pay money to see Samuel L. Jackson taser a snake in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaijin Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 (edited) Ironically, I would pay just to see Sam Mother F'n Jackson taser a snake on a mother f'n plane. I heard he signed on just because of the title and wouldn't do it if they changed it. Edited March 25, 2006 by Gaijin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 That's awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmitty Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 I don't care how terrible this movie turns out to be, I'm going to see it in theaters and I'm going to own the DVD, simply because it has the best title I've ever heard in my entire life. Plus, now I have a new saying, instead of "Sh*t happens...," or "Well, that's life," I can say "Snakes on a plane, man, snakes on a plane..." And it will be awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKlown Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Hold on a second, they took an Internet joke and are turning it into a real movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbat Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Hold on a second, they took an Internet joke and are turning it into a real movie? 384030[/snapback] Mind filling us in an th I-joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenius Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 I remember when people thought that Jack Black talking about being in King Kong was a big Internet joke. Turns out it was honest publicity for the film (with a Jack Black spin on it). Maybe word of "Planes on a Snake" made it onto the Internet and everyone thought it was a hilarious joke... only to show up as an actual movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Focker Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 I did a movie once called, Snake in my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugimon Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 I love crap movies, and I think I just found my new most favorite crap movie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowlightman Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 I did a movie once called, Snake in my pants. 384039[/snapback] Must have been the first movie that required a microscope to watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB0 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Ironically, I would pay just to see Sam Mother F'n Jackson taser a snake on a mother f'n plane. I heard he signed on just because of the title and wouldn't do it if they changed it. 384023[/snapback] Yeah. It actually came up in an interview once. "Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is... well, it’s called Pacific Air 121— Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man! Beaks: Exactly. Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title. Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything! Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t. " And apparently one of the conditions he gave Lucas for playing Mace Windu in the prequel trilogy was he had to have a purple lightsaber. He sounds like an... interesting guy to work with. Hold on a second, they took an Internet joke and are turning it into a real movie? 384030[/snapback] Actually, the joke is based on the movie. They announced it, people made fun of it, they tried to change the title, Jackson verbally abused them into changing it back, and now the movie is scheduled for an August launch. ... But what're they gonna do for the sequel? Snakes on a Train? Ferrets on a Bus? Guinea Pigs on a Boat? Gila Monsters on a Blimp? Endless possibilities! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaijin Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Yeah, Sam Jackson loves purple. He has a purple '04 Goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radd Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 I want to be there, opening night. With a huge bag of popcorn, some soft pretzels and cheese, and a big F'en bucket of soda. I want to bring a dozen or more friends, so we can all see this movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB0 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 I want to be there, opening night. With a huge bag of popcorn, some soft pretzels and cheese, and a big F'en bucket of soda. I want to bring a dozen or more friends, so we can all see this movie. 384075[/snapback] SPOLERS! THERE'S SNAKES ON A PLANE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowlightman Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 (edited) This poo wasn't funny 6 months ago and I can guarantee you guys it hasn't gotten better with age. Edited March 26, 2006 by yellowlightman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB0 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 This poo wasn't funny 6 months ago and I can guarantee you guys it hasn't gotten better with age. 384085[/snapback] Bah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddsun1 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 (edited) Don't be fooled by the stellar cast and pseudo big-budget trailer--this is B-movie cheese at its best! The fact that Samuel L. is in it is probably the only thing saving this flick from being relegated straight to the end of the rental rack at the video store.... Not at all surprising how larger studios are trying to cash in on the cult-status niche that is the B-movie. *best Samuel L. voice* "Snakes mother fu--er, do you see them?!" Oh, you know they're gonna work the dialogue some way so he can bellow out a line like that in there somewhere... Edited March 26, 2006 by reddsun1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie23 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 I think I'm going to have to gather up all my friends and watch this movie while wearing this shirt http://damnation-inc.com/order.php?item=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB0 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Don't be fooled by the stellar cast and pseudo big-budget trailer--this is B-movie cheese at its best! That's kind of the point. It's dumb enough to have potential humor value. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Hold on a second, they took an Internet joke and are turning it into a real movie? 384030[/snapback] Mind filling us in an th I-joke? 384032[/snapback] Heard of 4chan? Well, when they got whiff of this title, well, sky's the limit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingNor Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Hold on a second, they took an Internet joke and are turning it into a real movie? 384030[/snapback] Mind filling us in an th I-joke? 384032[/snapback] Heard of 4chan? Well, when they got whiff of this title, well, sky's the limit. 384111[/snapback] MOAR? Sauce? I LOLed, gtfo my internet. (i just used the entire 4chan vocabulary) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritas Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 I think I'm going to have to gather up all my friends and watch this movie while wearing this shirthttp://damnation-inc.com/order.php?item=1 384096[/snapback] That's good stuff, i wonder how many ppl. will catch the fact that's it's an actual title of movie coming out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memnon Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Its snakes!! on a plane!! You DO understand, yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Hold on a second, they took an Internet joke and are turning it into a real movie? 384030[/snapback] Mind filling us in an th I-joke? 384032[/snapback] Heard of 4chan? Well, when they got whiff of this title, well, sky's the limit. 384111[/snapback] MOAR? Sauce? I LOLed, gtfo my internet. (i just used the entire 4chan vocabulary) 384114[/snapback] desu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB0 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Hold on a second, they took an Internet joke and are turning it into a real movie? 384030[/snapback] Mind filling us in an th I-joke? 384032[/snapback] Heard of 4chan? Well, when they got whiff of this title, well, sky's the limit. 384111[/snapback] It hit a lot more than 4chan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightmareB4macross Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 HA HA HA... Wait! What!?! Snakes on a plane? What this movie about? I don't get it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansubs2000 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Here's everything you need to know about the Samuel L. Jackson movie Snakes on a Plane: There are snakes on a plane. Samuel L. Jackson is in the movie. Samuel L. Jackson beats up snakes. Samuel L. Jackson uses Mace on a snake. There are snakes on a plane. Samuel L. Jackson demanded that the producers not change the name of the film from Snakes on a Plane. There are Snakes on a Plane. Now, if that's not enough to get you psyched for this movie, nothing will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macross73 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Yay!! Snakes . umm What kind of snakes? are these venomous? how big a snake(s) is there going to be? wheres Cobra Commander? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mog Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Is Samuel L. gonna give a rousing speech in the middle of the movie and then get eaten by a muthaf***in' snake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritas Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Is Samuel L. gonna give a rousing speech in the middle of the movie and then get eaten by a muthaf***in' snake? 384178[/snapback] Boy that would be anti climatic to say the least... heh who would be left to stop the Snakes on the Plane! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbat Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Heard of 4chan? Well, when they got whiff of this title, well, sky's the limit. 384111[/snapback] I try to stay away from '/b' as far as possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Heard of 4chan? Well, when they got whiff of this title, well, sky's the limit. 384111[/snapback] I try to stay away from '/b' as far as possible 384264[/snapback] I think we all do but just knowing that the most horrifying things reside there creates such an aluring desire to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabretooth Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 i think kittens on a plane would be an awesome sequel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noyhauser Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 This poo wasn't funny 6 months ago and I can guarantee you guys it hasn't gotten better with age. 384085[/snapback] Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr March Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 See, now this is a great trailer. No cheesy voice over by that same guy who's hired to narrate everything, no pretentious editing leading the audience to believe they will die if they miss this film, and not every good scene in the film is shown to maximize the market. It's snakes on a plane...with Sam Jackson...and it looks like a B-movie adventure done A-list style. You know exactly what to expect...and it looks fantastic Gonna have to remember this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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