BeyondTheGrave Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 The key part was "spoken in cheesy lines." In most of those movies, saying the movie title at some point was pretty much unavoidable. I know. Especially in Gran Torino. Its unavoidable. Except the singing at the end. "To be continued.........NEXT season" For the best examples check out Blake's 7 and Space:Above and Beyond. Taksraven I'm still waiting the next season of Space:Above and Beyond and John Doe. "Only on Fox" "I Love you but we can never be together." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einherjar Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 "Coming up on G4 - TV that's plugged in!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VFTF1 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 "H-how do you pilot this [eight story super robot that can change between five different modes going at mach speed, survive nuclear explosions, and as many complex moving parts as the human body and needs to be perfectly synched and coordinated with the pilot]??" "Just grab that stick and make manly noises! Yaargh!" Pete who actually likes this aspect of anime...amongst others... you know...this whole list is kind of dubious since I'm sure deep down we like these word we don't wanna hear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddsun1 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 (edited) You know which words I DO want to hear in a sci-fi movie? Kevin Smith's http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/12/star-w...f-the-37-dicks/ LOLOLOL! "You're gonna need a bigger boat." Edited January 4, 2010 by reddsun1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddsun1 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 (edited) You gotta be fu*k-ing kidding me... Edited January 4, 2010 by reddsun1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kung flu Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 "They sucked his brains out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketchley Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Not so much words heard in a show, but words heard about a show: "We chose (director) due to his music video/special effects background." "We started filming before the script was finished." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taksraven Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 "We started filming before the script was finished." Yeah, that one is pretty bad in any film and becoming more common. Just as bad is "We shot five different endings". Taksraven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taksraven Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 (edited) Thanks to the wonderful people at the imdb website, I now have a collection of the worst lines in SF history, ALL from one film, and ALL spoken by one character....... And the winner is....... Jar-Jar Binks: Ooh mooey mooey I love you! Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless? Jar-Jar Binks: I spake! Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here. [regarding returning to Otoh Gunga] Jar Jar Binks: My forgotten, da Bosses will do terrible tings to me TERRRRRIBLE is me going back der! Qui-Gon Jinn: Do you hear that? [a rumbling is heard in the distance] Jar Jar Binks: Yeah. Qui-Gon Jinn: That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way. Obi-Wan: If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into TINY pieces and BLAST us into oblivion! Jar Jar Binks: Hmmm... yousa point is well seen. Jar Jar Binks: Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks. Jar Jar Binks: Monsters out there, leaking in here. Weesa all sinking and no power. Whena yousa thinking we are in trouble? Jar Jar Binks: Better dead here than deader in the Core. Ye gods, whatta meesa sayin'? Queen Amidala: How did you end up here with us? Jar Jar Binks: I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared! Jar Jar Binks: Yoosa should follow me now, okeeday? Shmi Skywalker: All slaves have a transmitter placed somewhere in their body. Anakin: I've been working on a scanner to try and locate mine. Shmi Skywalker: Any attempt to escape... Anakin: And they blow you up! BOOM! Jar Jar Binks: How wude! Captain Tarpals: Hey, you-sa! Stop-pa dere! Jar-Jar Binks: Hey yo, Daddy, Captain Tarpals. Mesa back. Captain Tarpals: No-ah 'gain, Jar Jar. You-sa goin' to da Bosses. You-sa in big doo-doo dis time! [Jar Jar gets shocked by a Gungan spear] Jar-Jar Binks: Yipe! How wude! [last lines] Boss Nass: Peace! Jar-Jar Binks: Ya-hoo! Jar-Jar Binks: [to the Queen] Yousa thinking yousa people ganna die? Jar-Jar Binks: Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant. Jar Jar Binks: Where wesa goin? Qui-Gon Jinn: Don't worry. The Force will guide us. Jar Jar Binks: Ohh, maxi big da Force. Well dat smells stinkowiff. Qui-Gon Jinn: Let's get out of here before more droids show up Jar-Jar Binks: More? More did you spake? Jar-Jar Binks: Dis is nutsen [looks out window] Jar-Jar Binks: Oh Gooberfish Obi-Wan: Why were you banished Jar-Jar? Jar-Jar Binks: It's a longo taleo buta small part of it would be mesa... clumsy Obi-Wan: You were banished because you were clumsy? Jar-Jar Binks: Yousa might'n be sayin dat Jar-Jar Binks: Mesa cause one, two-y little bitty axadentes, huh? Yud say boom de gasser, den crashin der bosses heyblibber, den banished. Taksraven Edited January 5, 2010 by taksraven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiroikaze Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Although not a show or movie, it's gonna get one at least within a decade... "It's a zergling, Lester." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noriko Takaya Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Hardware Wars "You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll kiss three bucks goodbye!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugimon Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 "versus" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electric indigo Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 "Cyborg" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanzerfan Posted January 5, 2010 Author Share Posted January 5, 2010 Upon royally fubaring the disarming of a nuclear/antimatter bomb... "You now have ten seconds to live... ...Have a nice day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent ONE Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 "Cyborg" Except for the actual movie, Cyborg with Van Damme! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugimon Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Upon royally fubaring the disarming of a nuclear/antimatter bomb... "You now have ten seconds to live... ...Have a nice day." any plot to restart the rotation of the Earth's core using said bombs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddhafabio Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 resistance is futile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeyondTheGrave Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 (edited) "Uwe Boll to direct live-action Macross" "Staring the cast of twilight" "Written by Stephanie Meyer and Carl Maeck" Edited January 8, 2010 by BeyondTheGrave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marzan Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 any plot to restart the rotation of the Earth's core using said bombs. Or have a vehicle that can drill into the Earths core. With people on it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrinG Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 But they HAVE TO drill into the core cuz . . . "it's the only chance we've got!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossi Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Said in stunned amazement: What? You want to live forever?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hingtgen Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 "We'll have to take him along because he's the only one who knows how to stop it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangaioh Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 - We need more guns! - We need more ammo! - We're down to only a few rounds! We need to hold this ground! (Defenders miraculously survive the onslaught of incoming waves of aliens, soldiers or pinky cuddly fluffies, with whatever ammo they have left and still have spare to take another million more opponents.) - We need more firepower! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nugundamII Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 why you nerf herder never tell me the odds prepare for lightspeed we arnt in kansas anymore you are the one engage set phasers on stun prepare to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marzan Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 It was a dream...just a dream that's all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electric indigo Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 (edited) "We can [access the most guarded secret EVARR!!/escape] through this air shaft." Edited January 10, 2010 by electric indigo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VFTF1 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 "It is the year 2005...." wait. No. That was actually a very cool opening. Never mind. Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanzerfan Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 (edited) I'm paraphrasing here, folks. From a Rutger Hauer movie. Going throgh the police aromory after meeting a big mofo alien on the flooded streets of London: "We need bigger f*cking guns, bigger f*cking guns. Too f*cking small..." Edited January 11, 2010 by Wanzerfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big F Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Any when some one says Unobtainium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funkenstein Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Sweet jeebus, was JarJar wearing CG blackface too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 "Uwe Boll to direct live-action Macross" "Staring the cast of twilight" "Written by Stephanie Meyer and Carl Maeck" holy sh*t. that's gonna give me nightmares for the next few months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Train Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 SAW n Where n > 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanzerfan Posted January 18, 2010 Author Share Posted January 18, 2010 I think Londo Malari said this one. "It's not the smell, it's the burning of my eyes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeyondTheGrave Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 (edited) Enough with the star wars. Hearing the words : Impossible What did you say My God I can't Believe it Over use of the word can't Mainly when it's unfolding in front of there eyes example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWAeq6dSgdw Edited January 19, 2010 by BeyondTheGrave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gubaba Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Enough with the star wars. Hearing the words : Impossible What did you say My God I can't Believe it Over use of the word can't Mainly when it's unfolding in front of there eyes example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWAeq6dSgdw How 'bout "It can't be! It's the end of civilization!"? CLASSIC JACK KIRBY-INSPIRED CINEMA: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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