Agent ONE Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 I am begining to think that most of this crap is just made up. Japanese people may have a language thats tough to translate at times, but they aren't drooling retards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-ZeroOne Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 I am begining to think that most of this crap is just made up. Japanese people may have a language thats tough to translate at times, but they aren't drooling retards. 319951[/snapback] Sorry, Agent One - although some of this is probably made up, I really can testify that you see stuff like this every day in Japan. In fact, I'm currently looking at a Microman Acroyear box that reads "We entrust him to the care of thoes who have a child's heart... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guppy Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 and times I've been over to asia, especially when I was in Shanghai, its so common you stop noticing it. I remember one billboard for a software company that had some engrish describing how "Your Dolphin Future Make Charge" etc. Plus, if I had a dollar for every time I've seen an asian teen wearing a t-shirt with the word "F_CK" on the front in huge letters, I could retire. Oh one more: I bought this t-shirt for my wife in thailand. It reads in capital letters: YOU, MSLEE YOU YOU.HOW MUCH UN that's exactly how it looks on the shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 (edited) A Japanese friend from Tokyo once told me, there are English sign all over Tokyo but most people can't understand and they didn't care, it was cool because there western. But it was a long time ago, hopefully its different now. Edited August 14, 2005 by Vince Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted August 25, 2005 Author Share Posted August 25, 2005 (edited) (When replying to this quote, remove all tags before posting.) Edited August 26, 2005 by areaseven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent ONE Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 A Japanese friend from Tokyo once told me, there are English sign all over Tokyo but most people can't understand and they didn't care, it was cool because there western. But it was a long time ago, hopefully its different now. 320184[/snapback] I have a feeling its still the same way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumdumgai Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 (edited) This is real. I didn't dare eat it either! I hope it wasn't in the luggage we had to send to ourselves by mail... edit: learning to post pics and not just thumbnails (I can't figure out how to post a full sized image anymore. I give up.) Edited August 25, 2005 by Sumdumgai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacePirateNeko Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 not only do they sell engrish shirts all over japan that make no sense...( people buy this stuff because its in english they have no idea what it means ) but i actually purchased some and brought some home and wear em , i should scan some for everyone oh and japanese come through teh airport everyday the funniest was a cute woman who was wearing a shirt that didnt appear to reflect her at all ...of course looks can be decieving so i asked her in japanese if she knew what it meant she just giggled and said she didnt know and was giggling with her friends because she was suprised anyone even took notice of the shirt ( and i guess suprised i spoke japanese ) the shirt read "stop staring at my tits you wanker" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Payne Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 (When replying to this quote, remove all tags before posting.) 323039[/snapback] That one's funny, but I think they can be partially let off the hook--"men" means "noodle" in Japanes--what's so funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yohsho Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 This is real. I didn't dare eat it either! I hope it wasn't in the luggage we had to send to ourselves by mail... edit: learning to post pics and not just thumbnails (I can't figure out how to post a full sized image anymore. I give up.) 323062[/snapback] I swear I've seen that in a store in Vancouver, maybe its just some odd thing that looked like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted August 26, 2005 Author Share Posted August 26, 2005 (edited) (When replying to this quote, remove all tags before posting.) Edited August 26, 2005 by areaseven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted August 26, 2005 Author Share Posted August 26, 2005 (When replying to this quote, remove all tags before posting.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 This is real. I didn't dare eat it either! I hope it wasn't in the luggage we had to send to ourselves by mail... edit: learning to post pics and not just thumbnails (I can't figure out how to post a full sized image anymore. I give up.) 323062[/snapback] One advice.... don't visit Amsterdam during the Gayparade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted September 5, 2005 Author Share Posted September 5, 2005 (When replying to this quote, remove all (When replying to this quote, remove all tags before posting.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robokochan Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Nope this stuff really exists...I see it everyday. One of these days i am going to go around and take some pictures of the signs they have around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Jack Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 every family should have at least one uncle meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted September 6, 2005 Author Share Posted September 6, 2005 (When replying to this quote, remove all tags before posting.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godzilla Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 ROFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HWR MKII Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Considering the topic of the shirt the person writing the phrase could have ben stoned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Welll basically... it does make a little sence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Guantlet Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 I'm not even gonna touch this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yohsho Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 I'm not even gonna touch this one. 326411[/snapback] Well it IS a chicken and it is in space so it has to be a super one of those to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander McBride Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 I'm not even gonna touch this one. 326411[/snapback] Lol, GERCOCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Final Vegeta Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Translators note that even words borrowed from English have different meanings in Japanese. "Feminist" refers to a chivalrous gentleman in Japan, Nadelman noted, and "smart" means stylish, not intelligent. Add this to the obvious lack of some western consonants and odds kanji compounds and all the signs here become really believable. FV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Jack Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 I'm not even gonna touch this one. 326411[/snapback] Lol, GERCOCK. 326498[/snapback] That good sir is the funniest thing I have heard today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted September 8, 2005 Author Share Posted September 8, 2005 (When replying to this quote, remove all tags before posting.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted September 9, 2005 Author Share Posted September 9, 2005 (When replying to this quote, remove all tags before posting. So whoever "quotes" this image is a wanker.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted September 15, 2005 Author Share Posted September 15, 2005 (When replying to this quote, remove all tags before posting. So whoever "quotes" this image is a wanker.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I'm not even gonna touch this one. 326411[/snapback] Whahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VF-18S Hornet Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 2116[/snapback] HAHAHAHAHAHA I almost peed on myself for seeing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VF-18S Hornet Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I'm not even gonna touch this one. 326411[/snapback] heheheheh that is SOOOOO wrong on so many levels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Payne Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/poop-collection.jpg(When replying to this quote, remove all tags before posting. So whoever "quotes" this image is a wanker.) 328703[/snapback] Does quoting the address make me a wanker? Anyway: "We have Classic Poop, New Poop, Cherry Poop and Salty Lemonade." "Give me a large Classic Poop!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwwmwww Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 328703[/snapback] Dimes sure aren't what they used to be. Carl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted September 16, 2005 Author Share Posted September 16, 2005 Does quoting the address make me a wanker?328759[/snapback] Address is fine. We just don't need to see the actual pic twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 (edited) (When replying to this quote, remove all tags before posting. We only need to see this pic once.) Edited September 17, 2005 by areaseven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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