Renato Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 (edited) Check this out. This is an official envelope I received a couple of months ago from Kyoto University, apparently the 20th best ranking university in the world, and second best in Japan (after Tokyo). I took it with my phone, so if it's too small to see, it reads, "GURADUATE SCHOOL OF LETTERS". I gave them a piece of my mind about that one. They still didn't seem to give a crap, though. Edited May 11, 2005 by Renato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jemstone Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Ok... Now this.. I'm just going to have to object to. LOL Way to screw up an ad featuring "brack" people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted May 11, 2005 Author Share Posted May 11, 2005 What's Engrish without J-Pop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 What's Engrish without J-Pop? damn he must be gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted May 14, 2005 Author Share Posted May 14, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Payne Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 He's not that bad... No, really, he's not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted May 14, 2005 Author Share Posted May 14, 2005 He's not that bad... No, really, he's not... Tell that to the publisher of the CD. It's probably a karaoke disc, but it's still inexcusable. "Rayra, got me on my knees, Rayra, beggin' dahring prease, Rayra..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Payne Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 He's not that bad... No, really, he's not... Tell that to the publisher of the CD. It's probably a karaoke disc, but it's still inexcusable. "Rayra, got me on my knees, Rayra, beggin' dahring prease, Rayra..." Now I've got images of inebriated sararymen singing that at the top of their lungs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renato Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 That's my all time favourite from Engrish.com. Notice the track listing. "Cocain", anybody? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphy Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 (edited) Actually "Cocain" is a real song from Eric Clapton. Ha Ha Ha Eric Crapton, i love it. Edited May 14, 2005 by Murphy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted May 17, 2005 Author Share Posted May 17, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shade Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Spare part??? I don't even want to know what part that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renato Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Actually "Cocain" is a real song from Eric Clapton.Ha Ha Ha Eric Crapton, i love it. "Cocaine" is. "Cocain" isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yohsho Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Could I get that not fried with the spare parts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx7725 Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Err.. the "Spare Parts" are actually referring to internal organs. If they think things like livers and kidneys are "spare parts", I hate to think what they look at other, less essential organs.. like hands and legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted May 23, 2005 Author Share Posted May 23, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikuro Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 *hides his zippo* awwww.....but its the season.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 makes me think of a holocaust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mechaninac Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 But, but, but...i've got the torches lit and everything... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Guantlet Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Does this count as engrish?(yeah I know it aint japanese but why not?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renato Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Does this count as engrish?(yeah I know it aint japanese but why not?) Oh, man. The thumb pose is just the icing on the cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guppy Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 OMG.. a Tiger Enema! yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 (edited) Lol a tiger's main tool: his thumb Is that Swedish btw? Edited May 26, 2005 by Kin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed.Coli Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Our lord and savior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Jack Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 That thing is the coolest thing ever. Period. It is my new robot god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 ... I'm sure I'm gonna score alot of babes with that gift.... NOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yohsho Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Our lord and savior. sweet a jesus god bot. who said technology and religion don't mix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Payne Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 (edited) "OK, I'll start off with the dumpling with the ovary and digestive tract of a crab. For the main course, I'll take the deep-fried and looks like squirrel along with the fried cauliflower and spare parts, and an opium danish for desert." "And for your drink, Sir?" "A large Schovit. No, check that, I'll take a grain alcohol and syrup of Ipecac cocktail -- AFTER the meal!" Edited May 27, 2005 by Pat Payne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted May 27, 2005 Author Share Posted May 27, 2005 "OK, I'll start off with the dumpling with the ovary and digestive tract of a crab. For the main course, I'll take the deep-fried and looks like squirrel along with the fried cauliflower and spare parts, and an opium danish for desert.""And for your drink, Sir?" "A large Schovit. No, check that, I'll take a grain alcohol and syrup of Ipecac cocktail -- AFTER the meal!" "Would you also care for some Kirin WO Salty Cat or Monkey Fizz?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikuro Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Seeing the robot jesus smacking you for impure thoughts makes me think of that scene in Nadesico where Akito and Yurika are trying to cast away "worldly pleasures" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Jack Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 "OK, I'll start off with the dumpling with the ovary and digestive tract of a crab. For the main course, I'll take the deep-fried and looks like squirrel along with the fried cauliflower and spare parts, and an opium danish for desert.""And for your drink, Sir?" "A large Schovit. No, check that, I'll take a grain alcohol and syrup of Ipecac cocktail -- AFTER the meal!" "Would you also care for some Kirin WO Salty Cat or Monkey Fizz?" I believe I'll have the monkey fizz good sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted May 28, 2005 Author Share Posted May 28, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 lol! Sounds fishy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Jack Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 as opposed to barbecue with release Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted June 1, 2005 Author Share Posted June 1, 2005 Spotted at Tokyo Disneyland, of all places... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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