mechaninac Posted Thursday at 01:30 AM Posted Thursday at 01:30 AM 11 minutes ago, JB0 said: Especially if they can't get the toilet fixed. They might be spending the next ten days bagging it like Apollo. I guess, if that's the case, we may need to add stinky to the list... Quote
Dangard Ace Posted Thursday at 02:02 AM Posted Thursday at 02:02 AM 44 minutes ago, JB0 said: Especially if they can't get the toilet fixed. They might be spending the next ten days bagging it like Apollo. Did Howard Wolowitz build that toilet? Quote
Big s Posted Thursday at 06:02 AM Posted Thursday at 06:02 AM They had the budget to either get a rocket up or get a torpedo down. Quote
JB0 Posted Thursday at 07:15 AM Posted Thursday at 07:15 AM They got the toilet fixed. After turning it off and on again. ... And then had problems connecting their tablets to Wi-Fi. "I have two Outlooks and neither one works." is now a sentence that was uttered across the gulf of space, as is "We're going to power-cycle the toilet." The future is dumb. Possibly the most mundane problems in the history of space exploration, which I guess is a good thing. Hopefully the working toilet means the number of times official mission transcripts include the phrase "there's a turd floating through the air" remains one. Quote
M'Kyuun Posted Thursday at 05:54 PM Posted Thursday at 05:54 PM 15 hours ago, Dangard Ace said: Did Howard Wolowitz build that toilet? 11 hours ago, Big s said: They had the budget to either get a rocket up or get a torpedo down. 😄 10 hours ago, JB0 said: They got the toilet fixed. After turning it off and on again. ... And then had problems connecting their tablets to Wi-Fi. "I have two Outlooks and neither one works." is now a sentence that was uttered across the gulf of space, as is "We're going to power-cycle the toilet." The future is dumb. Possibly the most mundane problems in the history of space exploration, which I guess is a good thing. Hopefully the working toilet means the number of times official mission transcripts include the phrase "there's a turd floating through the air" remains one. Amazing how much stuff can be fixed by recycling power. It worked on airplanes, too, a common "fix" for avionics and other electronic systems. I worked hydraulics, so a leak or some other related malfunction generally meant we were getting dirty. I imagine it's not so different for the space plumbers who actually have to tear into the toilet. I imagine they make a good salary but, ugh, not a job I'd wanna do. 🤢 Although it's far more spacious than the Apollo era capsules, it's still pretty tight confines for four people over ten days, and perhaps a little awkward for the solo female aboard. I suspect one of the normalcies of space flight is the shedding of modesty and shame, at least to a fair degree, when it comes to bathroom use and overall hygiene. I feel for the astronauts who have to live in that environment for the duration of their trip, and for the poor folks on clean-up duty when they land, as I believe these new capsules are reusable. If not, it's going to a museum, so either way, it'll be in need of a serious wipe down. To paraphrase Alien, "In space, everyone can smell your crap". I believe it was John Young who made the "floating turd" comment. I can only imagine the grimaces on the faces of NASA's PR people when that gem came across for all to hear. That was space reality, though, and it's awkward, funny, and poignant to have it memorialized in a transmission. Probably wasn't so funny when it was happening, though. Yuck! Quote
TangledThorns Posted Thursday at 06:49 PM Posted Thursday at 06:49 PM Now I no longer want to be an astronaut. Pooping in the woods was enough for me in the US Army, lol. Artemis II toilet returns to 'normal operations' after brief issue https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2026/04/02/artemis-ii-toilet-problem/89432179007/ Apollo-era Fecal Containment Device https://www.spacecentre.co.uk/collections/categories/apollo/apollo-era-fecal-containment-device/ Quote
Big s Posted yesterday at 12:35 AM Posted yesterday at 12:35 AM (edited) Ran across this one and think it’s a great idea Edited yesterday at 12:35 AM by Big s Quote
505thAirborne Posted yesterday at 01:08 AM Author Posted yesterday at 01:08 AM That would be one of the greatest pranks of all time. Love that picture, I miss hiking at Malibu Creek. Quote
Big s Posted yesterday at 01:31 AM Posted yesterday at 01:31 AM 22 minutes ago, 505thAirborne said: That would be one of the greatest pranks of all time. Love that picture, I miss hiking at Malibu Creek. I think the greatest prank was the one that the ground crew somehow pulled off for April fools by temporarily disabling the toilet, but this would be a close second Quote
505thAirborne Posted 18 hours ago Author Posted 18 hours ago Video from Thursday, getting closer to the moon. Seeing how "Cozy" it is in there, good thing they got the toilet working. Quote
renegadeleader1 Posted 17 hours ago Posted 17 hours ago On 4/1/2026 at 8:02 PM, Dangard Ace said: Did Howard Wolowitz build that toilet? Nope, it was the the guy that designed U-1206's toilet 😆 Quote
M'Kyuun Posted 13 hours ago Posted 13 hours ago Let's be honest; these are all type A individuals, very intelligent, driven, and highly accomplished. Knowing that, I admire the modesty expressed by Christina concerning what they're about to accomplish relative to future missions and the graciousness they expressed towards the ground crews and unsung folks whose efforts contribute to making such an audacious feat possible. You can feel their excitement and their camaraderie is real, easy, and unforced, true professionals. Glad they're representing Earth and I hope theirs is a safe and exceedingly successful journey to the moon and back home. Quote
Dynaman Posted 6 hours ago Posted 6 hours ago More space in the capsule then I thought. That said it is not a job for anyone who is even mildly claustrophobic. Quote
TangledThorns Posted 5 hours ago Posted 5 hours ago (edited) 1 hour ago, Dynaman said: More space in the capsule then I thought. That said it is not a job for anyone who is even mildly claustrophobic. Try flying economy from DC to Hong Kong, lol. Edited 5 hours ago by TangledThorns Quote
M'Kyuun Posted 3 hours ago Posted 3 hours ago Or a fully loaded KC-135 headed for deployment. Bonus, no floor heat, so if you're unlucky enough to be stuck in the jump seats, your lower legs and feet freeze while you overheat from the waist up. A water bottle left on the floor for a long-duration trip will freeze, so it's not the most comfortable flight. I guess the Integrity crew were getting cold in the capsule and they were working on bumping up their heat. That'll be a long ten days if the heater breaks. Jim Lovell and his crew survived with their heat very low to off, so one assumes it's survivable, but with everything else they need to do during the mission, I'd rather they be warm and cozy while doing it. Quote
TangledThorns Posted 1 hour ago Posted 1 hour ago (edited) 1 hour ago, M'Kyuun said: Or a fully loaded KC-135 headed for deployment. Bonus, no floor heat, so if you're unlucky enough to be stuck in the jump seats, your lower legs and feet freeze while you overheat from the waist up. A water bottle left on the floor for a long-duration trip will freeze, so it's not the most comfortable flight. I guess the Integrity crew were getting cold in the capsule and they were working on bumping up their heat. That'll be a long ten days if the heater breaks. Jim Lovell and his crew survived with their heat very low to off, so one assumes it's survivable, but with everything else they need to do during the mission, I'd rather they be warm and cozy while doing it. Yeah, military flights sucks and probably why its good experience for astronauts. Never been in a KC-135 but did fly from Kodiak to Attu island in Alaska in a Coast Guard C-130 with some island hopping in between yet somehow I still feel like flying economy overseas is worse, lol. Edited 1 hour ago by TangledThorns Quote
JB0 Posted 1 hour ago Posted 1 hour ago (edited) 5 hours ago, Dynaman said: More space in the capsule then I thought. That said it is not a job for anyone who is even mildly claustrophobic. It has been described as having 60% more volume than Apollo's command module. It also has 33% more crew, but still a net gain. It has also been described as having the same amount of volume as "two minivans". I am thinking of it as a family of four in a motorhome for two weeks. Also, Apollo did not have a bathroom with a privacy door. Or a toilet. Speaking of: The latest with the toilet is that the urine vent has iced up and it is poop-only. As in I have the live stream open right now and they said it as I was typing. Edited 1 hour ago by JB0 Quote
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