Agent ONE Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 The Agent ONE way to handle this: Jerk off on the door knob and set up a web cam to monitor who comes up to the door and messes their hand up. The Agent ONE way to handle this? Sounds more like the sick pervert, who likes to touch himself and jerk off on a door nob way to handle this. Note to self: If next MacrossWorld Bay Area meet is at Agent ONE's home, be sure to wear surgical gloves. That is the general rule amongst my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent ONE Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Poor Agent One, we're probably never gonna let him forget this are we Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axelay Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Well, there's only one way to catch whomever is doing this in the act: claymores and tripwires. Let's see 'em try to run away from the door before you catch 'em then. That'll show 'em what they can do with their holiday cheer. Kidding, kidding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dyowelb Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 i don't know why but i can't wait till the 12th day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbat Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 i don't know why but i can't wait till the 12th day... **Images MM as Mr Bean holding his Self-made Xmas firecracker "BooM!!!"** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opus Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Well, there's only one way to catch whomever is doing this in the act: claymores and tripwires. Let's see 'em try to run away from the door before you catch 'em then. That'll show 'em what they can do with their holiday cheer. Kidding, kidding! I dunno they seem pretty sneaky. They'd probably sneak up in the dark and turn the claymores around. It's too bad we don't live in the same town or I'd come over with my night-vision goggles and my taser gun and give these chumps a Christmas to remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Rogers Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Well, there's only one way to catch whomever is doing this in the act: claymores and tripwires. Let's see 'em try to run away from the door before you catch 'em then. That'll show 'em what they can do with their holiday cheer. Kidding, kidding! LMAO, Metal Gear Solid style! * Codec rings * "Secret Elf? SECRET ELF!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Well, there's only one way to catch whomever is doing this in the act: claymores and tripwires. Let's see 'em try to run away from the door before you catch 'em then. That'll show 'em what they can do with their holiday cheer. Kidding, kidding! LMAO, Metal Gear Solid style! * Codec rings * "Secret Elf? SECRET ELF!!!" Snake!! SNAAAAAKE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaine23 Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 (edited) I think at this point, this thread has me more scared of finding AgentONE's homebrew DNA on my doorstep than of any Secret Elves. Though, I still think you're slowing being seduced by a Satanic cult, Mechamaniac. It's all M&M's & Sprite early on, then a quick descent into sacrificing goats and wayward children. Edited December 17, 2003 by Blaine23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDisco Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 if you're that freaked out why not setup a vid or digi camera from one of the windows. dont tell anyone you're doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent ONE Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I think at this point, this thread has me more scared of finding AgentONE's homebrew DNA on my doorstep than of any Secret Elves.... And they would be justified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dna Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I think at this point, this thread has me more scared of finding AgentONE's homebrew DNA on my doorstep than of any Secret Elves. Lets not bring me into this little discussion. Especially in this context. Unless I was well paid. REALLY well paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaijin Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 (edited) Very interesting. Ya know, I'm sorta betting that this is the doings of your wife...with help. Or some close friends. Edited December 17, 2003 by Gaijin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pfunk Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Dude, Your spouse totaly has ya fooled,,,,,,lets make a little pool here, whatcha guys say A) Wife (and freinds in on it) B) Axe Murderer C) Ex-Girlfreind (or one good night from the bar) D) Some weird ass chick E) Sperm from a MW's Member (Names to be another pool) Im going with the wife and a couple freinds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Rogers Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 (edited) MM, did you see this when you tried to look up Santa's Secret Elves via Google? Looks like you're not alone Edited December 17, 2003 by Jolly Rogers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbat Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 MM, did you see this when you tried to look up Santa's Secret Elves via Google?Looks like you're not alone See MM, it's not that bad... you could have gotten your bike stolen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Jenius Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Does it matter who it is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbs357 Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 lol, this thread is awesome. What time does it usually happen? 5:28 here. Can't wait for the next update. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hingtgen Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Good place to stake things out: your car. No one ever looks in cars. Easy to hide in your car in the dark, and look out. Or, learn not to blink, and stay up until the sun raises. They'll either give up, or reveal themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechamaniac Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 MM, did you see this when you tried to look up Santa's Secret Elves via Google?Looks like you're not alone Yeah, Fulcy sent me that link earlier today. I had searched Google Sunday night, but all I found was a link to some forum or another with about two posts from people talking about signing up for Secret Elves. Didn't say who or what they actually were, and they were not a local group. lol, this thread is awesome.What time does it usually happen? 5:28 here. Can't wait for the next update. XD Usually around 915-1015 each night. Does it matter who it is? Yeah Max, it does, I would kind of like to know who is leaving crap covertly at my doorstep, especially since my kids are going M&M's! Can we have some? Kind of like to know the origin of this stuff. Good place to stake things out: your car. No one ever looks in cars. Easy to hide in your car in the dark, and look out That's where I will be tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent ONE Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 CROM laughs at your car hidings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbs357 Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Heck, I'd stake out in some bushes near the pay-phone. Or maybe across the street from your house. Get you some black clothes, some night vision or binoculars and some face paint...maybe provisions. It could take a while. Sounds fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effect Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Good luck. You might have a better chance by setting up a video camera if you have one. That way nothing would be out of place when these elves come back. Hiding it in a bush or a corner might help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Jenius Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Mechamaniac, if you're really that worried about it, just call the po-pos. You wouldn't happen to be named Dale Gribble would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abombz!! Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 CROM laughs at your car hidings! Abombz!! laughs at your petty pervert techniques! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godzilla Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Dude, I would just wait out there with a paintball gun. I can let you borrow mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander McBride Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 (edited) CROM laughs at your car hidings! Abombz!! laughs at your petty pervert techniques! 0WN3D!!! Edited December 18, 2003 by Commander McBride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montarvillois Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Man, what if it's really an elf, then you don't need a gun, just a good kick in the forehead should do the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Man, what if it's really an elf, then you don't need a gun, just a good kick in the forehead should do the job. Ah, but what if it's a LOTR Legolas type elf? You'll be a human pincushion full of arrows before you even make that first kick or try to get that first shot out of your .45! Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Rogers Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 That's one sweet avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom64ss Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 What if the elves are MW members? They'll wait until you get out of your car to go to the bathroom. Not only will you get another package and note but a messy gift on your door knob too. I'm dying for an update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebastian Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Yeah... where is the update??? I hope Mechamaniac is still with us (Let's pray for uor MW fellow member). Graham... you are REALLY enjoying this thread. MuAAAA HAHAHAHA I think our Mechaguy is screwed... Having a wife he must be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumdumgai Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 I FOUND YOUR ELF! j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechamaniac Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 Update time.... They're getting sneaky now.... Last night, I checked outside, and there was nothing. Then around 8PM while I was preparig to go out and stake out the front door, my wife heard something touch the door. She opened the door no more than ten seconds later, and there was another gift hanging from the doorknob in a bag, this time, it was a Hallmark tree ornament. She did not however spot anyone, so if they were on my front porch, they must have dove into the hedge in front of my house to not be seen. I bolted out the door, and flew round the corner to the shopping center where the pay phone is that all the calls have been coming from. I thought I saw a car that I recognized (my business partner's wife), but I am not sure. I parked and watched the phone, and noone went near it, then when I drove back past where the car was, it was gone. I went home, and about ten minutes later, the call came in, but this time, from a 7-Eleven down the street. I think whoever it is, I missed em by a red **** hair, and definitely spooked them into using a different phone. But, the times are varying so much now, it's hard to say when they will come next... I have a meeting tonight with my partner though, maybe some bright light, and trickling water, and bamboo shoots will come in handy. <_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axelay Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Oooh, the suspense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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