Roy's Blues Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 YEAH! I know there are some Biel fans on this board. Maybe I should sell my Low Vis 1.0.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx7725 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 While it's nice of her to do this for that particular cause, it would be a total embarassment on both sides of the fence if the auction price is too low... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isamu Atreides 86 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 *takes out a mortgage on his house, sells his moms car, steals all the money from his grandma's coffee can, embezzles from his job, robs a liquor store, commits internet fraud* Now I have the money!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXO Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 puts on mask... check weapons loaded... kevlar vest on! Time to make a withdrawal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VF-ZX2 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Will there be absentee bids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warmaker Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 When I saw the thread title of "Jessica" and "Up for Auction" together, I immediately thought that Jessica Alba herself was up for auction, and dirty thoughts started going through Anyways, Jessica Biel's cool enough! I was aboard the carrier when they were filming Stealth (USS Regan or Constellation... can't remember). Had a chance to meet her. Naturally, on a ship mostly filled with thousands of male Sailors and Marines, she was quite popular "So... I never knew the flightsuits could fit like that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rnurmin Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Hope you have a couple of Low Vizes YEAH!I know there are some Biel fans on this board. Maybe I should sell my Low Vis 1.0.... 416731[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Rogers Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 *takes out a mortgage on his house, sells his moms car, steals all the money from his grandma's coffee can, embezzles from his job, robs a liquor store, commits internet fraud*Now I have the money!!!! 416756[/snapback] You better not lose this auction! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight26 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 My wife is still hotter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zentrandude Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 My wife is still hotter. 416892[/snapback] put your wife on auction she clean and cook well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southpaw Samurai Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 (edited) I must've missed getting the Jessica Biel loving gene when they handed them out. Oh, I won't say she's ugly by any stretch and to many guys' eyes she's probably hotter than the best that ever turned me down (or even refused to give me the time of day), but her facial features are almost a combination of all the things that just don't do anything for me personally. I would bid on that auction just to have her come back to Minnesota, go to someplace where women I'd be interested in might be having lunch/dinner, then ask her to act a bit and 'break up' with me... Y'know, the typical, "Look, you're a great guy... and INCREDIBLE in bed. But I'm an actress and need the freedom to be wherever, whenever. I know you'd make a spectacular dad, but I don't want to be tied down by a family...." sorta stuff. Would save her having to spend the hour or two with me and might help the interest level. Yep. I'm pathetic and proud to admit it. Edited July 17, 2006 by Southpaw Samurai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grss1982 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 (edited) puts on mask... check weapons loaded... kevlar vest on!Time to make a withdrawal! 416758[/snapback] Don't forget to include a very reliable getaway vehicle or you might end up recreating the 1997 North Holywood Shootout. Jessica Biel up for auction. YUM-YUM Edited July 18, 2006 by grss1982 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx7725 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 When I saw the thread title of "Jessica" and "Up for Auction" together, I immediately thought that Jessica Alba herself was up for auction, and dirty thoughts started going through 416765[/snapback] Same here. Anyways, Jessica Biel's cool enough! I was aboard the carrier when they were filming Stealth (USS Regan or Constellation... can't remember). Had a chance to meet her. Naturally, on a ship mostly filled with thousands of male Sailors and Marines, she was quite popular "So... I never knew the flightsuits could fit like that!" 416765[/snapback] Pics, darnit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 When I saw the thread title of "Jessica" and "Up for Auction" together, I immediately thought that Jessica Alba herself was up for auction, and dirty thoughts started going through Anyways, Jessica Biel's cool enough! I was aboard the carrier when they were filming Stealth (USS Regan or Constellation... can't remember). Had a chance to meet her. Naturally, on a ship mostly filled with thousands of male Sailors and Marines, she was quite popular "So... I never knew the flightsuits could fit like that!" 416765[/snapback] He said the S word. - C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiriyu Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I must've missed getting the Jessica Biel loving gene when they handed them out. Oh, I won't say she's ugly by any stretch and to many guys' eyes she's probably hotter than the best that ever turned me down (or even refused to give me the time of day), but her facial features are almost a combination of all the things that just don't do anything for me personally. I would bid on that auction just to have her come back to Minnesota, go to someplace where women I'd be interested in might be having lunch/dinner, then ask her to act a bit and 'break up' with me... Y'know, the typical, "Look, you're a great guy... and INCREDIBLE in bed. But I'm an actress and need the freedom to be wherever, whenever. I know you'd make a spectacular dad, but I don't want to be tied down by a family...." sorta stuff. Would save her having to spend the hour or two with me and might help the interest level. Yep. I'm pathetic and proud to admit it. 416930[/snapback] Ditto. LOFL (except for the Minnesota part). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy's Blues Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 30,000 for a lunch date! CNN WTF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pfunk Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 better put out,,,,,,,,,,,,,rrrriiiiggghhhhttt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zentrandude Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 30/44k is most likely pocket change to her so im guessing if it went up to 500k+ she would put out . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 MacrossWorld: Unofficial Pimps of Jessica Biel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myk Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 30/44k is most likely pocket change to her so im guessing if it went up to 500k+ she would put out . 418018[/snapback] The fact that someone's paying to just be with her will immediately turn her off and preclude any chance of something happening... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddsun1 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 I tell ya what would be funny--if somebody won the auction, picked her up in a nice strecth limo: bar, TV, the works; then leisurly have them driven to the winner's home, at which point he'll reach under the seat, pull out some overalls and a paint can/brush. "There you go. I paid good money for your time, so here. Paint my house, beyatch!" 30K just for time with a woman, indeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Rogers Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I wonder if any CG was involved in her magically twirling rear a la Cameron Diaz in Charlie's Angels... http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/inowpronou...ckandlarry.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azrael Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 My wife is still hotter. Would that be her standing right behind you with the club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hingtgen Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I'll chime in to say I agree with Southpaw Samurai's first paragraph--she just doesn't do anything for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Lol.. Bill Gates might be interested hahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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