Roy's Blues Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 YEAH! I know there are some Biel fans on this board. Maybe I should sell my Low Vis 1.0....
Lynx7725 Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 While it's nice of her to do this for that particular cause, it would be a total embarassment on both sides of the fence if the auction price is too low...
Isamu Atreides 86 Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 *takes out a mortgage on his house, sells his moms car, steals all the money from his grandma's coffee can, embezzles from his job, robs a liquor store, commits internet fraud* Now I have the money!!!!
EXO Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 puts on mask... check weapons loaded... kevlar vest on! Time to make a withdrawal!
Warmaker Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 When I saw the thread title of "Jessica" and "Up for Auction" together, I immediately thought that Jessica Alba herself was up for auction, and dirty thoughts started going through Anyways, Jessica Biel's cool enough! I was aboard the carrier when they were filming Stealth (USS Regan or Constellation... can't remember). Had a chance to meet her. Naturally, on a ship mostly filled with thousands of male Sailors and Marines, she was quite popular "So... I never knew the flightsuits could fit like that!"
rnurmin Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 Hope you have a couple of Low Vizes YEAH!I know there are some Biel fans on this board. Maybe I should sell my Low Vis 1.0.... 416731[/snapback]
Jolly Rogers Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 *takes out a mortgage on his house, sells his moms car, steals all the money from his grandma's coffee can, embezzles from his job, robs a liquor store, commits internet fraud*Now I have the money!!!! 416756[/snapback] You better not lose this auction!
Zentrandude Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 My wife is still hotter. 416892[/snapback] put your wife on auction she clean and cook well?
Southpaw Samurai Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 (edited) I must've missed getting the Jessica Biel loving gene when they handed them out. Oh, I won't say she's ugly by any stretch and to many guys' eyes she's probably hotter than the best that ever turned me down (or even refused to give me the time of day), but her facial features are almost a combination of all the things that just don't do anything for me personally. I would bid on that auction just to have her come back to Minnesota, go to someplace where women I'd be interested in might be having lunch/dinner, then ask her to act a bit and 'break up' with me... Y'know, the typical, "Look, you're a great guy... and INCREDIBLE in bed. But I'm an actress and need the freedom to be wherever, whenever. I know you'd make a spectacular dad, but I don't want to be tied down by a family...." sorta stuff. Would save her having to spend the hour or two with me and might help the interest level. Yep. I'm pathetic and proud to admit it. Edited July 17, 2006 by Southpaw Samurai
grss1982 Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 (edited) puts on mask... check weapons loaded... kevlar vest on!Time to make a withdrawal! 416758[/snapback] Don't forget to include a very reliable getaway vehicle or you might end up recreating the 1997 North Holywood Shootout. Jessica Biel up for auction. YUM-YUM Edited July 18, 2006 by grss1982
Lynx7725 Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 When I saw the thread title of "Jessica" and "Up for Auction" together, I immediately thought that Jessica Alba herself was up for auction, and dirty thoughts started going through 416765[/snapback] Same here. Anyways, Jessica Biel's cool enough! I was aboard the carrier when they were filming Stealth (USS Regan or Constellation... can't remember). Had a chance to meet her. Naturally, on a ship mostly filled with thousands of male Sailors and Marines, she was quite popular "So... I never knew the flightsuits could fit like that!" 416765[/snapback] Pics, darnit!
Chewie Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 When I saw the thread title of "Jessica" and "Up for Auction" together, I immediately thought that Jessica Alba herself was up for auction, and dirty thoughts started going through Anyways, Jessica Biel's cool enough! I was aboard the carrier when they were filming Stealth (USS Regan or Constellation... can't remember). Had a chance to meet her. Naturally, on a ship mostly filled with thousands of male Sailors and Marines, she was quite popular "So... I never knew the flightsuits could fit like that!" 416765[/snapback] He said the S word. - C
Hiriyu Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 I must've missed getting the Jessica Biel loving gene when they handed them out. Oh, I won't say she's ugly by any stretch and to many guys' eyes she's probably hotter than the best that ever turned me down (or even refused to give me the time of day), but her facial features are almost a combination of all the things that just don't do anything for me personally. I would bid on that auction just to have her come back to Minnesota, go to someplace where women I'd be interested in might be having lunch/dinner, then ask her to act a bit and 'break up' with me... Y'know, the typical, "Look, you're a great guy... and INCREDIBLE in bed. But I'm an actress and need the freedom to be wherever, whenever. I know you'd make a spectacular dad, but I don't want to be tied down by a family...." sorta stuff. Would save her having to spend the hour or two with me and might help the interest level. Yep. I'm pathetic and proud to admit it. 416930[/snapback] Ditto. LOFL (except for the Minnesota part).
Zentrandude Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 30/44k is most likely pocket change to her so im guessing if it went up to 500k+ she would put out .
myk Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 30/44k is most likely pocket change to her so im guessing if it went up to 500k+ she would put out . 418018[/snapback] The fact that someone's paying to just be with her will immediately turn her off and preclude any chance of something happening...
reddsun1 Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 I tell ya what would be funny--if somebody won the auction, picked her up in a nice strecth limo: bar, TV, the works; then leisurly have them driven to the winner's home, at which point he'll reach under the seat, pull out some overalls and a paint can/brush. "There you go. I paid good money for your time, so here. Paint my house, beyatch!" 30K just for time with a woman, indeed!
Jolly Rogers Posted March 29, 2007 Posted March 29, 2007 I wonder if any CG was involved in her magically twirling rear a la Cameron Diaz in Charlie's Angels... http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/inowpronou...ckandlarry.html
azrael Posted March 29, 2007 Posted March 29, 2007 My wife is still hotter. Would that be her standing right behind you with the club?
David Hingtgen Posted March 29, 2007 Posted March 29, 2007 I'll chime in to say I agree with Southpaw Samurai's first paragraph--she just doesn't do anything for me.
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