areaseven Posted September 17, 2005 Author Posted September 17, 2005 Time for some more classic Engrish (PARENTAL ADVISORY: Explicit Engrish!): Chicken Zombies Spread Beaver Mean Teddy (Replace "fart" to view) Not the Truth Only on Fish Farms Mickey Mouse Gone Wild Public Toilet And who could forget this one. Don't drink before reading this
areaseven Posted September 20, 2005 Author Posted September 20, 2005 It's F'd-Up Engrish Week! PARENTAL ADVISORY: Explicit Engrish!
areaseven Posted September 23, 2005 Author Posted September 23, 2005 (Replace 'fart' to view) (PARENTAL ADVISORY: Explicit Engrish!)
Grayson72 Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 Funniest one I've seen is the "Crap Shooting Monkey" toy. "Pull my arms and I shoot crap" LFMO
zeo-mare Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 (edited) Uhh, what's a "buttroide"...? 330990[/snapback] its kinda like a hemroid (sp?) if i recall. I still like the Varklie myself, sheesh that entire pic is in engrish Edited September 23, 2005 by zeo-mare
areaseven Posted September 28, 2005 Author Posted September 28, 2005 (When replying to this quote, remove all tags before posting. We only need to see this pic once.)
mechaninac Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 (When replying to this quote, remove all tags before posting. We only need to see this pic once.) 332273[/snapback] Come hither and partake of the wonderful aromas of stale beer, wicked BO and urine.
Vince Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 I wonder why hasn't anybody post this, it's on every package coming from HLJ!!
areaseven Posted October 1, 2005 Author Posted October 1, 2005 I wonder why hasn't anybody post this, it's on every package coming from HLJ!! 332937[/snapback] I don't see anything remotely Engrish on it. And besides, the stamping varies on the countries they're sent to.
Vince Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 I wonder why hasn't anybody post this, it's on every package coming from HLJ!! 332937[/snapback] I don't see anything remotely Engrish on it. And besides, the stamping varies on the countries they're sent to. 332944[/snapback] It says "Japon" on the stamp
Memphis Egyptologist Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 It says "Japon" on the stamp Ummm, that how you write Japan in French. The writing on that label other than Japanse is French, so everything has to match up. Nothing unusual on that label.
Vince Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 It says "Japon" on the stamp Ummm, that how you write Japan in French. The writing on that label other than Japanse is French, so everything has to match up. Nothing unusual on that label. 333184[/snapback] So why they write French on postal stamp in Japan?
F-ZeroOne Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 It says "Japon" on the stamp Ummm, that how you write Japan in French. The writing on that label other than Japanse is French, so everything has to match up. Nothing unusual on that label. 333184[/snapback] So why they write French on postal stamp in Japan? 333299[/snapback] Its a historical thing. I can't remember exactly what, but possibly some international convention like the one that settled on GMT (Greenwich Mean Time). In the UK, when you send something by airmail, you get a little sticker with "par avion" on it. Quite possibly the only example of the British adopting something French you will ever find...
Memphis Egyptologist Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 Its a historical thing. I can't remember exactly what, but possibly some international convention like the one that settled on GMT (Greenwich Mean Time). Up until WWII, French was a diplomatic language and remains a widely spoken language in many parts of the world. Plus, the Universal Postal Union (UPU) was formed in 1874 to coordinate the passage of international mail from country to country. French was picked as the official language of the Union, so it's a good chance that that is why international labels must contain French.
areaseven Posted October 4, 2005 Author Posted October 4, 2005 Ah, to hell with posting disclaimers. On with the laughs.
Kin Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 Uhm... how on earth am I going to tie a knot in the body bag if I'm already frozen to death?
Lynx7725 Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/to-bang-sue.jpg 334089[/snapback] Man, they sure are getting progressive nowadays.. Hmm, So is there a place I go to bang Mary?
Pat Payne Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 (edited) That one's probably not true Engrish, just to an English speaker who may not recognize it as a place name it sounds hilarious. And it is. Edited October 5, 2005 by Pat Payne
Kin Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 I remembered my boss went to Thailand... Phuket... (F*ck IT)
Yohsho Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Gotta love how they have loose wires lying about the sign.
areaseven Posted October 10, 2005 Author Posted October 10, 2005 Technically not Engrish, but with a name like this... Imagine yourself telling others you're gonna wax your car with this.
Jemstone Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 I don't know what a double dicker is but it sounds like one hell of a ride.
promethuem5 Posted October 21, 2005 Posted October 21, 2005 Didn't they have some of those in teh Series premier of Futurama?
Yohsho Posted October 21, 2005 Posted October 21, 2005 Oh dear my boy has finally come out of the closet!
Anubis Posted October 21, 2005 Posted October 21, 2005 Didn't they have some of those in teh Series premier of Futurama? 338408[/snapback] Suicide Booths
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