Japanese Engrish

[Hikuro]

cause in some cases they'll become americans

[Montarvillois]

I'll take the crab hysterectomy special please

[Yohsho]

Can I watch?

[areaseven]

[Noriko Takaya]

First it's Akane with the suggestive shirts decorated with the f word. Now we have this. Does she even have the slightest clue what she is wearing? And yes, it does say DIKE. And don't even get me started on the "Florida Smokey Rider" statement.

Edited January 20, 2005 by Noriko Takaya

[NERV]

looks like bike to me, follow the curve of the arc, if it was a D then that D would be just as small as the leter sin the middle, it's clearly a B

[Noriko Takaya]

Take another look. This image is not that large, which is why I used the other. It is most definitely a "D". Edit: Then again, maybe I need glasses.

Edited January 20, 2005 by Noriko Takaya

[Hikuro]

yes makes us wish we could have her take her shirt off so we can see better......or wait she could just take off her coat, but we like complexity.

[Kin]

It's definitely a "B" because the lettersize increases from the center of "Bike weeK" just like with the K. It's sized like the curve of the winglogo and above it's on a straight level.

Edited January 20, 2005 by Kin

[Lynx7725]

Actually, I prefer it to be a "D". C'mon, it's a picture of an idol, sometimes little details such as whether it's a "B" or a "D" should be left to the imagination of her captive audience.

[Godzilla]

Can I watch?

[Panzer]

its a K.

[yellowlightman]

its a K.

Anti-semtic jokes. Classy.

[Panzer]

at the end of "WEE".

its a "K".

[Noriko Takaya]

Then there's that whole "Florida Smokey Rider" thing. She is obviously very popular with the Florida Highway Patrol.

[bhop]

Definitely a 'B', but nice pic anyways.

(I photoshopped in where the rest of the letter would fall)

Edited January 21, 2005 by bhop

[Bub]

Yum.

[Murphy]

shes ok but then again im completely wasted so my vision isnt 50/50 or what ever there correct fraction is

[Murphy]

but id do her

[Murphy]

20/20 thats it it took me a while but i think thats it

[F360°]

"B" or "D" huh?,, This is like askiing her measurement?.. So if it's base on that then it's a "B" or she might say "c" because the size standard is different there.

But for the pic it's definty a "B"

Edited January 21, 2005 by F360°

[Kin]

Definitely a 'B', but nice pic anyways.

(I photoshopped in where the rest of the letter would fall)

Solid proof!

[areaseven]

[Kin]

Dunno why... but something tells me this is fake.

[Wes]

I got these from...somewhere else (can't remember). But it's a must-read, contains numerous Engrish-moments:

I am a Japanese School Teacher

[areaseven]

[Father Jack]

So hard to choose... only have a dollar... drrrr

Opium...

(And that kids is how I met your mother.)

[areaseven]

[F-ZeroOne]

Hey, I think I've eaten in that place! Lucky it was dark, because I might not have gone in if I'd seen that on the banner...!

To be honest, I can't be sure if it was the same place, but probably similar - you pay a price for a set time, and then you can skewer as much meat as you can eat and fry it in your very own fat fryer, right in the middle of your table.

[Kin]

I wan't a shirt in Japanese now, saying "I'm a h*rnY M*tHerF*ker"

[areaseven]

[Godzilla]

Snoopy is a drug dealer!

[hellohikaru]

I got these from...somewhere else (can't remember). But it's a must-read, contains numerous Engrish-moments:

I am a Japanese School Teacher

The author of that editorial is the a MWer right ?

[areaseven]

[Wes]

I got these from...somewhere else (can't remember).  But it's a must-read, contains numerous Engrish-moments:

I am a Japanese School Teacher

The author of that editorial is the a MWer right ?

No, I noticed that too, but I PM'ed the guy you're talking about before hand just to make sure. It's just a coincidence.