Hurin Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 The patron saint of Southern Cross threads is officially running for President. At first, I thought it was an elaborate hoax site. But, apparently, it's real. . . Walken for President Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikuro Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 YES! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED! W00t! I'm voting for him everyone else step aside or he'll stop ya in the face with a saudering iron and rip your angelic heart from your chest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Rogers Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I must have been away for too long, when was the ban on politics posts lifted at MW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die, Alien Scum! Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 His first order of business when elected... more cowbell, baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Rogers Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 His first order of business when elected... more cowbell, baby! 320120[/snapback] No, his first order of business would be to rename the White House to The Continental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurin Posted August 14, 2005 Author Share Posted August 14, 2005 I must have been away for too long, when was the ban on politics posts lifted at MW? 320115[/snapback] We're not exactly debating hardcore issues here or even his stance on them. And if someone starts in with real politics where Walken is concerned, I'm sure this thread will be (appropriately) closed. H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsARCLIGHT Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I think if we turn this into a Christopher Walken appreciation thread then it will be just fine and Officially Schwarzenegger... I mean... dandy. I love Christopher Walken. He not only rocks but he can improve any movie he is in in my eyes. I love him the most in cameo roles like Pulp Fiction and Sleepy Hollow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Hunter D Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Hurin, are you sure this isn't a hoax? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsARCLIGHT Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 If it is for real all the man has to do is run Fatboy Slim's "Weapon of Choice" video as his commercial spots. Boffo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Leader Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 That would be all it took for me to vote for him. The man is a pimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurin Posted August 14, 2005 Author Share Posted August 14, 2005 (edited) Hurin, are you sure this isn't a hoax? 320128[/snapback] One of my friends (who does a perfect Walken impression) sent this to me on Thursday. I thought it was a joke too. . . but wasn't 100% positive because there are just some odd things that make you think: "Wait a minute! This might be for real!" But, it's now being reported on Instapundit. . . so unless he's in on it (or has been taken in by it), it's real. It could still turn out to be fake. I'm not vouching for it. But at this point, I think it might very well be real. Even though I see some of those pictures and think: "No way!" Edited August 14, 2005 by Hurin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 who's Chris Walken? (I'm serious) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 (edited) who's Chris Walken? (I'm serious) 320142[/snapback] Leave. Now. Seriously, though, the website gives a few of the movies he's in. He's an actor, but a good one. I'd definitely rather have him over Hillary (I can't have her taking over the world before me... ) but who knows what his political ideology will be, or even if this is real, at this point? EDIT: Yeah, sorry guys, for some odd reason Windows wants to save pictures sometimes as bitmaps, which no other program IN THIS FREAKIN' WORLD wants to accept. Edited August 14, 2005 by Wes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurin Posted August 14, 2005 Author Share Posted August 14, 2005 Wes, what's that attachment? I thought it would be this. . . But it just locks up my browser and/or image viewer when I try to open it. H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechamaniac Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 If it is for real all the man has to do is run Fatboy Slim's "Weapon of Choice" video as his commercial spots. Boffo. 320130[/snapback] If you walk without rhythm, you won't attract a worm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danth Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Walken v. Arnold 2008! Do you know how awesome that would be?! Every time I try to get out of politics, it pulls me back in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechamaniac Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Wes, what's that attachment? I thought it would be this. . .But it just locks up my browser and/or image viewer when I try to open it. H 320172[/snapback] That's the image alright, but the copy Wes is linking is fubar. It opened for me, but it's obviously corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Considering Christopher Walken apparently owns a whole row of buildings inside the Macross, this is quite on topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_vandermeer Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 (edited) This pleases me greatly. Only Walken can get us to the furthest reaches of space. Edited August 14, 2005 by dr_vandermeer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fort Max Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I know who he is but what has he got to do with Southern Cross? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guppy Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Walkens' the coolest. But judging by the photos on the site I reckon it's a hoax. They all look like old file pics from his casting agency. If I was an american, I'd vote for him too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend of TSXer Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 He would so have my vote. Dont care what his stances are on anything, we just need more cowbell..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I know who he is but what has he got to do with Southern Cross? 320203[/snapback] I actually think it's something AgentOne threw together to show support during one of the times 1st Border Red Devil started a Southern Cross thread, and again everyone gave him crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one_klump Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Heh, if he was president, all he would have to do is throw on the creepy face, and no one would mess with the US lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabe Q Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 He's already the King of New York. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent ONE Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 its just a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent ONE Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I can't believe you guys don't see this as a joke, ALL the pictures are taken straight from web searches, IMDB or out of movies (some of those pictures are or CW, 20 years ago). ALL the issues that are talked about are the talking points of angry liberals, no serious conteder for Prez would use those talking points, they sound more like a pot head protestor on the street corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent ONE Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I know who he is but what has he got to do with Southern Cross? 320203[/snapback] I actually think it's something AgentOne threw together to show support during one of the times 1st Border Red Devil started a Southern Cross thread, and again everyone gave him crap. 320246[/snapback] Nah, it was BSU. I just love the graphic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsARCLIGHT Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Still... I'd rather be Walken than Kerry'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent ONE Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Still... I'd rather be Walken than Kerry'd. 320268[/snapback] Har har har... If there were only an award for the Korniest joke of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddsun1 Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 The scary thing is, if he ran, he'd probably win California... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent ONE Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 The scary thing is, if he ran, he'd probably win California... 320270[/snapback] Eh, any liberal pussy would win in California, at least as far as presidential ellections go. Thats what I get living in a state full of wealkings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurin Posted August 14, 2005 Author Share Posted August 14, 2005 Thanks for spoiling the fun, A1! Let us dream! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the white drew carey Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Oh A1... not everyone can be a has-been action star with a dead-on-arrival political career!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briareos Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 We're heading into dangerous territory with this political talk. It's best just talking about Walken and not about left or right sides of the political spectrum or this thread might get locked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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