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From Family Guy's Seth MacFarlane comes Ted, his first-ever motion picture, premiering on June 29. Ted stars Mark Wahlberg (like no one here knows who he is...), Mila Kunis (Meg in Family Guy, Mona Sax in Max Payne), Giovanni Ribisi (Parker in Avatar, Wade in Saving Private Ryan) and Jessica Barth (various voices in Family Guy), with Ted voiced by MacFarlane and narration done by Patrick Stewart (like anyone here doesn't know his name...). In the film, John Bennett's wish for his teddy bear to come to life comes true. Unfortunately, they've been living together for over 27 years, which severely affects John's relationship with his girlfriend Lori. In order for him to move on with his life, he tries to distance himself from Ted.

Early reviews have been positive so far, with a 72% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes.



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And try out the video game Fists of Furry, where Ted dukes it out with other famous bears.

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From Family Guy's Seth McFarlane comes Ted, his first-ever motion picture, premiering on June 29. Ted stars Mark Wahlberg (like no one here knows who he is...), Mila Kunis (Meg in Family Guy, Mona Sax in Max Payne), Giovanni Ribisi (Parker in Avatar, Wade in Saving Private Ryan) and Jessica Stroup (some hot chick in too many bad horror flicks), with Ted voiced by McFarlane and narration done by Patrick Stewart (like anyone here doesn't know his name...). In the film, John Bennett's wish for his teddy bear to come to life comes true. Unfortunately, they've been living together for over 27 years, which severely affects John's relationship with his girlfriend Lori. In order for him to move on with his life, he tries to distance himself from Ted.

Early reviews have been positive so far, with a 72% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

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Hahaha...all of my friends and I are looking forward to seeing this movie. Good to know it's getting positive reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. I can't wait to see it!

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Ted definitely had its moments (The. . . .umm. . . ."ending" to the check-out stand flirting was definitely one of them).

But I'd have to go with 21 Jump Street for best comedy so far in 2012. Messing with the stereotypes. Unexpected cameos. "F*CK YOU, SCIENCE!!"

. . . . .Of course, Prometheus probably trumps all with its comedic leaps of logic.

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Ted definitely had its moments (The. . . .umm. . . ."ending" to the check-out stand flirting was definitely one of them).

But I'd have to go with 21 Jump Street for best comedy so far in 2012. Messing with the stereotypes. Unexpected cameos. "F*CK YOU, SCIENCE!!"

. . . . .Of course, Prometheus probably trumps all with its comedic leaps of logic.

ApChemistry Bitch!!! :lol:

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With a string of positive reviews (68% on Rotten Tomatoes) and a worldwide box-office earning of US$549 million, Ted receiving a sequel was nothing short of expected. MacFarlane tweeted a possible release date of Passover 2015. Universal Pictures later on confirmed that Ted 2 is slated to hit theaters on April 3, 2015. MacFarlane is currently working on his second live-action film, A Million Ways to Die in the West, which hits theaters on May 30, 2014.

Ted 2 Release Date

Ted 2 Set for April 2015

Ted 2 @ IMDb

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hated, hated, hated this movie. For some reason it did big over here, even though 98% of the "comedy" was American pop-culture references.

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LMAO, just last month Seth MacFarlane was on Twitter bitching about all of the rain we were (finally) getting here in NM while trying to film his new movie. We've been in a drought for two years, maybe he could develop some better timing.

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It's been announced that Ted 2 will hit theaters on June 26, 2015. Aside from Seth MacFarlane and Mark Wahlberg, Jessica Barth and Patrick Warburton (The Tick, Joe Swanson in Family Guy) will reprise their roles as Tami-Lynn and Guy (John's co-worker), respectively. Mila Kunis may or may not show up in this installment, as Amanda Seyfried (Lovelace, Cosette in Les Misérables) is the new leading lady. Sam J. Jones will also return as himself. Also confirmed to star or make cameo appearances are the following:

  • Richard Schiff (Toby in The West Wing, Dr. Hamilton in Man of Steel)
  • Morgan Freeman
  • Michael Dorn (Worf in Star Trek: The Next Generation)
  • Dennis Haysbert (Allstate Insurance guy, Manute in Sin City: A Dame to Kill For)
  • Liam Neeson
  • Curtis Stigers (jazz singer)
  • John Slattery (Roger Sterling in Mad Men, Howard Stark in Iron Man 2)

Ted 2 Gets June 2015 Release Date

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"C+"

"3.0 & 3.75 out of 5 Schmoes"

"A pretty fun time... if you're drunk (Yeah now it's a party!)."

Rotten Tomatoes Rating:41% - "Ted 2 reunites Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane for another round of sophomoric, scatological humor -- and just as before, your enjoyment will depend on your tolerance for all of the above."
Metacritic Score: 49 out of 100

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