areaseven Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 (edited) BRUCE BOXLEITNER NOOOOO!!! Someone needs to save Captain Tron Sheridan before he winds up in another one of these movies! Edited June 6, 2009 by Keith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-ZeroOne Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 "Its a Sunday, And I'm going for a drive. In my transforming robot car." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 So, did anyone here rent Transmorphers: Fall of Man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 So, did anyone here rent Transmorphers: Fall of Man? ...no, youtube clips are more than e nough for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsain Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Yeah, the movie would've been fun with Mark Dacascos. He does have a movie with The Asylum, though. I Am Ωmega Trailer Yeah, that's the one I was referring to. Caught this on Scifi last month. ACTING!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles316 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Can a TV movie be listed as a terrible SCI FI movie? "impact" on ABC no one in that movie took a physical science class in college or is a moron apparently. A brown dwarf is a failed star not a dead star aaaaahhhhhhggg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Can a TV movie be listed as a terrible SCI FI movie? "impact" on ABC no one in that movie took a physical science class in college or is a moron apparently. A brown dwarf is a failed star not a dead star aaaaahhhhhhggg. Yes, TV movies count. We've already mentioned KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park long ago in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anime52k8 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Can a TV movie be listed as a terrible SCI FI movie? "impact" on ABC no one in that movie took a physical science class in college or is a moron apparently. A brown dwarf is a failed star not a dead star aaaaahhhhhhggg. oh my god that made be groan so bad. stupidest thing I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Yeah, that's the one I was referring to. Caught this on Scifi last month. ACTING!! OMG, the chairmen of kitchenstadium is the last man on Earth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taksraven Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I still don't know why we are targetting stuff that is deliberately B/C/D/Z - grade here. Lets go after crappy blockbusters instead. Transformers 2 was a massive waste of time..... Taksraven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anime52k8 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I still don't know why we are targetting stuff that is deliberately B/C/D/Z - grade here. Lets go after crappy blockbusters instead. Transformers 2 was a massive waste of time..... Taksraven lack of budget is no excuse for being crap. and while I won't comment on movies I haven't seen, I'm feeling confident that Transformers 2 will have enough explosions to make up for it's stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taksraven Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 lack of budget is no excuse for being crap. and while I won't comment on movies I haven't seen, I'm feeling confident that Transformers 2 will have enough explosions to make up for it's stupidity. I'm not saying that lack of budget is no excuse (I know that some of the best films ever made were done on a shoestring budget), but when filmmakers spend $150million+ on an absolute piece of crap, to me that seems like a bigger crime. Taksraven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anime52k8 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) I'm not saying that lack of budget is no excuse (I know that some of the best films ever made were done on a shoestring budget), but when filmmakers spend $150million+ on an absolute piece of crap, to me that seems like a bigger crime. Taksraven that is true. Sometimes though I Find that even if a movie is bad, I still enjoy it just because it's a spectacle. Perfect example is Death Race (the Jason Statham one) or most Jason Statham movies. It's a stupid shallow movie but it's Just so ridiculous that I love it. anyways, I finally watched the second part of Impact... OH! MY! GOD! did ANYONE involved in this crap pass a science class EVER?!?!? GRAVITY AND ELECTROMAGNETISM ARE NOT THE SAME THING YOU MORONS! UGHH... This was pretty much my reaction to every other scene. Edited June 30, 2009 by anime52k8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grss1982 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) Anybody seen "Gamer" trailer? You know the one that stars the dude who played the role of Leonidas in 300. Anyways..would it qualify as an entry here? It feels like a Running Man/Death Race knockoff to me. EDIT: Looks like its coming out this September. http://www.gaymerzngeek.com/2009/06/gerald-butler-gamer.html http://www.scificool.com/the-game-trailer-...-gerald-butler/ Edited July 1, 2009 by grss1982 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anime52k8 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Obviously no one has scene it, it's not out yet. And just being a knockoff doesn't automatically make it bad, Gerard Butler's cool and I like Michael C. Hall. I think we should wait to name films in this thread until they've actually come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grss1982 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Obviously no one has scene it, it's not out yet. And just being a knockoff doesn't automatically make it bad, Gerard Butler's cool and I like Michael C. Hall. I think we should wait to name films in this thread until they've actually come out. My Bad. Should have said the "Gamer" trailer. Anyways fixed my previous post. As for a wait and see approach on Gamer, I totally agree. Should have given it a chance, since it was just a trailer and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladic Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 TF2 has earned a spot among the other greats in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 TF2 has earned a spot among the other greats in this thread. Perhaps, until G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra hits theaters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taksraven Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Perhaps, until G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra hits theaters. We should start a new thread. "Films that we know are going to be crap before they are released" ;) Taksraven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anime52k8 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 We should start a new thread. "Films that we know are going to be crap before they are released" ;) Taksraven then we'll need an "I told you so" thread where the people who are right can gloat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerwalk25 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 This movie was pretty bad it makes Message From Space look as good as Star Wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einherjar Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Steven Seagal in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anime52k8 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Steven Seagal in I think I tried watching it once, I had no idea if it was a vampire or monster movie at the time, but it was pretty incomprehensible either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taksraven Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 Steven Seagal in More like Steven Segal in anything. The best thing he was in was Kelly LeBrock. Taksraven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Steven Seagal in I'm trying to decide which is worse - this movie or Seagal's Lightning Bolt energy drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myk Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 More like Steven Segal in anything. The best thing he was in was Kelly LeBrock. Taksraven .......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddsun1 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 OMG just saw one on cable that I'd almost forgotten about [thankfully] Anybody remember Arena[1989]? Definitely grade-B cheese. But the starring cast features some staples of the sci-fi film industry, like Hamilton Camp, Claudia Christian, Marc Alaimo, and Armin Shimerman. Still doesn't save it from being a pretty crappy movie. But if you like dude-in-rubber-suit alien action, then this is yer cup o' tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsain Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Wow...The Asylum has gone viral. The trailer for Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus has scored over a million hits on MTV.com and on YouTube this past week. But with all the hype it's generated, will it just fizzle like Snakes on a Plane? And since it hits video stores on Tuesday, who in here is willing to sacrifice their eyesight on it? Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus Trailer Aaargh! I just watched MSvGO. I give it a 3 drink minimum... Just left me feeling all dirty and with the urge to stab someone. Was there any continuity in this film? Aside from using the same set for 80% of the scenes? Thankfully, they kept captioning the exterior shots of locations, otherwise I never would have guessed that the scientists WERE STILL IN THE SAME FRAKKING BUILDING!! I might have to show the tooth science scene to my wife, the shark tooth scientist; but other than that, this is going in the freezer with Armageddon: The Final Challenge. Unless it shows up on Rifftrax. I'd be all over that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowerV2 Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Steven Seagal in Looks like what would happen if Asylum went and did a Mock Buster of Blade.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I mentioned this years ago, but I discovered that clips of the film can be seen on YouTube. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/ (Ending) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anime52k8 Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I mentioned this years ago, but I discovered that clips of the film can be seen on YouTube. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/ (Ending) the fck? is this some sort of gay porno or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taksraven Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I mentioned this years ago, but I discovered that clips of the film can be seen on YouTube. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/ (Ending) Nah, I refuse to give worst SF film of all time to a film that is intentionally bad. No way. I still give it to Waterworld. Taksraven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugimon Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Nah, I refuse to give worst SF film of all time to a film that is intentionally bad. No way. I still give it to Waterworld. Taksraven I have to say Paycheck is still worse... a lens so powerful it can see all the way into the past and then into the future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taksraven Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I have to say Paycheck is still worse... a lens so powerful it can see all the way into the past and then into the future! Haven't seen it properly so I must reserve judgement, but what I saw was pretty nuts. Considering the sauce material I would be more inclined to just put it in the category of "Philip K. Dick was one of the most insane people alive of all time" To be fair, he did do better stories though. And the insanity has since his death..... Taksraven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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