Zor Primus Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Its the end of the world as you know it! However you get to choose how it all comes crashing down. You want quick and painless? Nuclear winter? Starvation? Invasion? Constipation? 1) 4,800,000 alien ships appear over our planet and decide to fire their weapons destroying over 70% of the surface. Nuclear winter and fallout wipe out the remains. 2) A huge alien mother ship dispatches city ships that systematically vaporize all major cities on the planet. A massive ground invasion destroys whats left. 3) In response to a terrorist attack all nuclear weapons have launched in a freak misunderstanding of international policy. 4) A meteor the size of Texas is making a beeline for Earth, in 17 days. 5) The crazy son of a wealthy Scientist releases a virus on the planet that wipes out the population. 6) Climate shift! New Ice Age! Three huge cyclones form and freeze half the planet. 7) The core of the planet stops spinning, when it stops...well I guess something bad happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Togo Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 You forgot the 7 days of Fire. Oh, and you forgot to make it a poll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabe Q Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 This is a sad, sad topic. Consider the potential for destruction there is in this world and the morons in charge... Ugh, I don't wanna think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenius Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I choose #4. We get 17 days of notice = orgies, boozing, drug usage. Safe sex, birth control? Eh, why bother???? If you have one of those "I've always wanted to do this before I die" you actually can make it happen before you die! Hopefully what you want to do doesn't involve anyone being at work though... I think everyone would be cashing in their vacation time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsARCLIGHT Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Some end result that allows me to don football pads and leather, paint my cars flat black, add air powered cannons and all manner of crossbow and pike and then go crazy while on a never ending quest to find "gazoline". I already have a hockey mask and leather chest harness picked out for Agent ONE, he gets to be The Humongous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Togo Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 This is a sad, sad topic. Consider the potential for destruction there is in this world and the morons in charge...Ugh, I don't wanna think about it. 354106[/snapback] LOL, I'm sure you'll be just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr March Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 The death of birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddsun1 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 (edited) Some end result that allows me to don football pads and leather, paint my cars flat black, add air powered cannons and all manner of crossbow and pike and then go crazy while on a never ending quest to find "gazoline".I already have a hockey mask and leather chest harness picked out for Agent ONE, he gets to be The Humongous. 354107[/snapback] LOL, I'm game for that scenario. I've already got some wheels. Now, I just need to wrangle up some black paint, a sawed-off street howitzer, some MFP decals and me bronze badges. Oh and of course, a 6-71 blower and some way to switch it on and off. Oh, and a dynamite boobytrap for the gas tank....actually, I was thinking of doing the boobytrap thing anyway. If I can't have it, no one can! mwa ha ha ha ha! Two days ago I saw a rig that'll haul that tankah o' yours. You wanna get outta heah....talk to me. Edited December 21, 2005 by reddsun1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zentrandude Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 8: You somehow made a little girl with technology way beyond your army has and it destroys the world to protect her town and boyfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbat Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Hell, I'd want one where I'd go down fighting with sword in hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabe Q Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 This is a sad, sad topic. Consider the potential for destruction there is in this world and the morons in charge...Ugh, I don't wanna think about it. 354106[/snapback] LOL, I'm sure you'll be just fine. 354110[/snapback] Yeah, I'm over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zentrandude Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 This is a sad, sad topic. Consider the potential for destruction there is in this world and the morons in charge...Ugh, I don't wanna think about it. 354106[/snapback] LOL, I'm sure you'll be just fine. 354110[/snapback] Yeah, I'm over it. 354212[/snapback] liar. you want to buy my bunker. 10million dollars very cheap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I want the world to end in a George Romero type Zombie scenario. Graham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangaioh Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Its the end of the world as you know it! However you get to choose how it all comes crashing down. You want quick and painless? Nuclear winter? Starvation? Invasion? Constipation? 1) 4,800,000 alien ships appear over our planet and decide to fire their weapons destroying over 70% of the surface. Nuclear winter and fallout wipe out the remains. 2) A huge alien mother ship dispatches city ships that systematically vaporize all major cities on the planet. A massive ground invasion destroys whats left. 3) In response to a terrorist attack all nuclear weapons have launched in a freak misunderstanding of international policy. 4) A meteor the size of Texas is making a beeline for Earth, in 17 days. 5) The crazy son of a wealthy Scientist releases a virus on the planet that wipes out the population. 6) Climate shift! New Ice Age! Three huge cyclones form and freeze half the planet. 7) The core of the planet stops spinning, when it stops...well I guess something bad happens. 354099[/snapback] 1: The aliens must have missed their marks or have bad eye sight, the other 30% are land. 2: Atleast they solved our traffic problems in the major highways. 3: It's already a misunderstanding due to people being politically correct... just waiting for the nukes. 4: By the time it reaches our atmosphere, love, a bunch of oil rig workers and "Rock and Roll" saves the day, just to find out that the asteroid will vaporize into a small chunk of rock and hit Mr. Flanders bomb shelter... I feel sorry for the people doing drunken orgy parties in the streets. 5: The virus that was released is actually another virus that kills all the major diseases. 6: Christmas 24/7 7: Time to buy Velcro Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 6 and 7 rekindle my urge to kill the creators of a certain notably bad pair of "science" terror movies. The thread title itself rekindles my urge to go play Afterlife again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myk Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Hmm...There really should be a #8, that says "all of the above.." -Considering that you're about to get married, is the end of the world what you really want to be thinking about? Oh wait, marriage...the end of the world....it all makes sense now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfx Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I'd rather a cute small town girl who is actually the ultimate weapon kill us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bromgrev Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Don't care, as long as it happens the day after I die. What's the point of a universe if I'm not there to see it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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