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    I'm pretty sure the "time capsule" NASA sent up is based on the Voyager golden records. But, of course, that was 1977, not 1982, and didn't work for their premise, so they had to fudge it. Also, IGN is wrong. Breakout was not made by Steve Jobs, despite the fact that Steve Jobs WAS the employee assigned to design the board for Breakout. Nolan Bushnell designed the game, and Jobs was assigned the task of turning it into reality. Jobs realized it was above his skill level, particularly if he wanted the low part count bonus, and got Steve WOZNIAK to design it for him*, on top of Wozniak's full-time job at HP. Atari did not use Wozniak's design in the end, as they could not manufacture it reliably. Wozniak insists that it shouldn't have been that hard, and someone at Atari must have altered the design without understanding it. It's not actually known who designed the board that was shipped in arcade cabinets. Just wanted to set the record straight there. Jobs relayed Bushnell's game description and served as Wozniak's tester. He did not design the game in any sense of the word. *And then Jobs cheated Wozniak out of his share of the bonus. He told Wozniak it was a seven-hundred-dollar bonus and they'd split it 50/50. But Jobs ACTUALLY got a check for five THOUSAND dollars, and pocketed $4650 next to Wozniak's $350.
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    Mmmm... Evol is not as good a show as the original, but I'm unsure about exploitative. Both of them are behind me a bit, and I don't remember them as well as I might. The original doesn't have a worthless main heroine like Evol(I call 'em as I see 'em), though it suffers from having a large cast and no focus at first(it takes them a while to settle into their leads and start relegating the others to second-tier).
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    Sweet. Not gonna lie, I had a lot of fun with Aquarion and Evol. Moreso with the first series, but... whatcha gonna do?
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    Ugh, I was so looking forward to Unbreakable Machine Doll, and I had to drop it almost immediately. I didn't even get far enough in to see what all details and major plot points they were dropping. It was just so cheaply made, I couldn't bear to keep going. Broke my heart.
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    True, largely because space is vast and there's no clues where he went. It'd be like finding a single grain of sand. Not on a beach. Not on all the beaches. Find one single grain out of all the grains of sand on Earth. Gotta search every park, playground, sandbox, garden bed, and hope it isn't caked into mud at the bottom of some lake. MAYBE it's laying in plain sight out near Pluto and the crew of the Macross just barely missed it. Maybe it's near the core of the galaxy. orbiting the giant black hole of doom. Maybe it flew right into a star or bounced too close to a supernova. Were this an animated feature, it would almost CERTAINLY be Shin's jet, because narrative demands it. But as a video game, it pretty much CAN'T be Shin's, because drama that big needs to be in a mainline story. (Fifteen years ago, as a game it would almost certainly be Shin's, just because it would create another tieback to the main setting. See also: Aegis Focker)
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    To be fair, Peg thinks more kanji makes ANYTHING cooler. He's been telling Space Brick to get some kanji paint apps for YEARS.
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    SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! Also: Peg's cousin.
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    I own it on DVD AND BR! That gets me autopromoted to moderator, right? ... Actually, I own two DVDs of it. One's the pre-remaster release(and stands as proof that the film needed the work), the other came with the remastered BR. ... And I'd buy it again if it was released in a collectible Gunstar-shaped box.
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    Pretty much. Tron is, or was at the time, interesting for it's premise of being inside a computer. But it's got terrible pacing and pretty awful writing. And in the modern era, the idea of being "inside the machine" and interacting with programs face-to-pixellated-face is kind of silly. Tron Legacy has less serious pacing issues, but it also has a much more limited vision and even worse writing. Meanwhile, The Last Starfighter is over there being all smugly superior about how it's the movie about video games that didn't suck.
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    System, singular. Remember, mainframe computing, pre-internet. Most of the work was on terminals, not personal computers. Also, the biggest problem with Tron Legacy, narrative-wise is that the best solution would've been to let Clu win. He wants to get out of the system and into the Real World™ so he can conquer it and rule like he does in the digital realm(a task he never completed anyways)? LET HIM. Because once he gets out, he's nothing. Stripped of his digital powers, he's just another impotent megalomaniac with delusions of grandeur. I'd give him twenty minutes before the cops arrest him for whatever he crime he thought he could commit with impunity. And then he's charged with resisting arrest and assault of an officer. PROBLEM. SOLVED. But that doesn't exactly make for much of a movie.
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    Maybe I've gone crazy again. Been a while since I watched +. I remember the whole scheme straining the hell out of credibility, though.
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    I think the OVA has problems. I'm still trying to figure out how Guld intended to frame Isamu for attempted murder by loading live ammo into the YF-21's gun and then shooting Isamu with it. The fight is awesome, but makes no narrative sense.
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    I still don't understand why she's wearing armor on her arms and legs, and a cloth bikini on her torso. It's HOT, but I don't understand it.
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    Screw Babylon Five, I wish they did it for Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future. I grant there is no way they would've made their money back on the effort, but I still wish they did it.
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    Oh, here's one! Sega's arcade tour de farce(sic) Astro Flash, AKA Transformer*. Where you fly a jet that turns into a robot when you press a button. Perhaps more importantly, note their later Genesis cartridge Arrow Flash, which is a much better version of the same thing. In that my recollection of Astro Flash is mostly "this kinda sucks", but I found Arrow Flash to be pretty fun. *Please note the LEGALLY DISTINCT singular form. Trademark law at it's finest.** **But not legally distinct enough, apparently. The home version's title "transformed" into TransBot.
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    Ah. Well, never mind, then. Assuming active stealth is less than 100% perfect, passive stealth provides additional gains. Perhaps not worthwhile gains, but... the VF-171 may well be the hardest Valk to find in the entire galaxy! <3 I love it!
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    Most of the original visual effects for Next Gen were done directly in video, so they had to redo them to make a BluRay release. There simply wasn't a way to get a high-res copy with effects. Unlike the original Trek reworking, the Next Gen effects look very similar to the originals, just higher-resolution. Fun trivia: For a long time, they were saying they wouldn't do Next Gen BluRays because of that. They thought the cost of redoing all the effects was going to be too steep.
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    How wide-ranging are you going? Is anything at all fair game? Because really, Robot Alchemic Drive on the PS2 is where it's at. Full-on Tetsujin RC power. Or Steel Battalion on XBox, if you want REALISM. The Armored Core series deserves some attention as well. And swinging back to the other end of the spectrum... the NES has a game called Metal Storm. In fairness, I think you may control powered armor instead of a giant robot. But that's a moot point. The most important thing is the game is awesome and lets you control gravity. You can walk on the ceiling, and you can do so AT WILL. Also, Capcom's Armored Warriors brawler and Cyberbots vs fighter. Both arcade games, both pretty cool. The Saturn version of Cyberbots even has a giant robot version of Street Fighter's Akuma. Tell me that isn't awesome.
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    Most importantly, the movie has Guld dogfighting the Ghost. Which is as big a loss to the OVA as Isamu's introduction is to the movie.
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    It SHOULDN'T have lost it's passive stealth nature. I won't swear that it didn't, but it shouldn't have. Most passive stealth technologies are tied closely to the shape of the vehicle and materials used, at least in the real world.
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    Legend. One would assume the chip was destroyed. I won't guarantee this, though I'll be surprised if canon says otherwise.
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    Pity, really. I vastly prefer the movie(it flows better and has fewer random leaps of logic), but the opening scenes of the OVA are just AWESOME.
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    One less character sheet for the animators. And Kaifun had no real role in the pachinko game, why draw him for one scene?
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    And that would be a great narrative conceit if you wanted to turn Macross into Gundam. I suspect the franchise would more likely swing the other way and claim PPBs are better at blocking high-mass, low-velocity attacks, thereby making them excel against melee combat and further marginalizing it. ... Of course, the real problem is that Macross very rarely has VF VS VF combat. Aliens don't care what we built our fighters to take.
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    Why... why did no one tell me about this?!?!
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