G.I. Joe Classified Figures and Toys

[sh9000]

Snow CAT fully funded.  I'll still pass.  Also cancelled my order of the Cold Slither set.

[Raikkonen]

On 8/15/2025 at 5:25 AM, sh9000 said:

Snow CAT fully funded.  I'll still pass.  Also cancelled my order of the Cold Slither set.

Running out of space? Or becoming more selective?

Edited August 16, 2025 by Raikkonen

[sh9000]

14 hours ago, Raikkonen said:

Running out of space? Or becoming more selective?

More selective.

[sh9000]

Police Emergency Service Unit.

[Big s]

7 minutes ago, sh9000 said:

Police Emergency Service Unit.

Includes his coffee, but no doughnut. This is gonna be a bad cop bad cop situation for sure 

[sh9000]

Steeler and Short-Fuse.

Ghost Viper and DIRE Beasts.

[sh9000]

[sh9000]

Hit & Run.

[renegadeleader1]

1 hour ago, sh9000 said:

Hit & Run.

That dude has one of the saddest most depressing backstories of any GI Joe character.

[Big s]

25 minutes ago, renegadeleader1 said:

That dude has one of the saddest most depressing backstories of any GI Joe character.

Is it worse than og Snake eyes? Before they made him a ninja

[renegadeleader1]

25 minutes ago, Big s said:

Is it worse than og Snake eyes? Before they made him a ninja

He was orphaned at the age of three by a drunk driver and grew up in a juvie facility until he turned 18 and immediately enlisted and saw his multiple escapes from juvie as practice for the military. He has no family, no friends, and considers the military a legal excuse to allow him to just keep running.

[sh9000]

4 per case.  Sweet.

[sh9000]

Mole Rat (Stage 2).

[sh9000]

Lifeline.

[sh9000]

Night-Viper.

[Roy Focker]

Is the Night-Viper a kit bash? For such a cool design this one isn't that impressive.

[Big s]

2 hours ago, sh9000 said:

Night-Viper.

The og version was probably the last of the old school figures I ever owned

[Jeremy007]

Still no Airtight. 

[sh9000]

Big Lob.

[sh9000]

Pythona goes up for preorder tomorrow.

[sh9000]

I'll probably get an Arctic HISS.

[sh9000]

Preorders go up on 11/4.

[renegadeleader1]

7 hours ago, sh9000 said:

Preorders go up on 11/4.

Is that supposed to be a female crimson guard? 🤔 

[sh9000]

Obviously.

[Big s]

14 hours ago, renegadeleader1 said:

Is that supposed to be a female crimson guard? 🤔 

It’s definitely a bit tough to tell here. She does have a very similar build to the male figures which is out of place for a property like G.I.Joe, but realistically makes sense. Tough female soldiers in real life rarely have a feminine build, and if they’re supposed to be elite guards they’re probably gonna be more manly. The Zap figure below her has a similar hip and waist and almost looks like he even has a bigger chest than her 

[sh9000]

I could tell that the figure is a female Crimson Guard from the packaged pics.

[Swann]

I always thought Zartan is a cool heel.

[sh9000]

https://www.hasbropulse.com/product/gi-joe-classified-series-216-arctic-assault-hiss-high-speed-sentry-and-arctic-assault-hiss-driver/G32995S00

[derex3592]

Damn that artic HISS loooks cooool!!! 

[sh9000]

Arctic Steel Corp Trooper, SAW Viper, and Drift Viper.

[Sildani]

Damn, they're making it REALLY hard to not get that HISS.

[Dangard Ace]

Only Artic troop builder that makes sense is the steel battalion.   He's got a winter jacket.   Saw Vipers gonna freeze his ass off.  Snow Night Viper is definitely going to freeze into an icicle.  

Hasbro, you want me to buy the Artic HISS to go with my HasLab?   Make a Kwinn figure.

[sh9000]

Very cool and all but decided to pass on the Arctic HISS.