VF5SS Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 So this is a thread for discussing how Valkyries do all kinds of practical things in Macross. For instances can fly and land anywhere impervious to buildings capable of saving falling idols can whip out some CQC skills solid snake style can serve as base camp for trips on alien planets with your best gal carnival rides school gate guards hostage rescue practice dummies impromptu submarine and boat is totally better than a gundam try and think of some more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugimon Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 (edited) makes the pilot totally impervious to G-force. is more resilient than things actually designed to be resilient can perform complex moves just by nudging the joystick and sometimes just by waving your arm around without any controls. Edited April 9, 2010 by eugimon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gubaba Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 (edited) • Better than Myspace for promoting your band. • Can emote effectively when talking to your Meltrandi "childhood friend." • A great way to impress all the chicks! Especially those that happen to be falling. Edited April 9, 2010 by Gubaba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einherjar Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 (edited) The overall design of the machines are ergonomical (?) Great way to impress chicks falling upward too. The gunpod is useful as a lighter. Edited April 9, 2010 by Einherjar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treatment Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 can actually fit in an (enemy) uniform and wear it casually and nonchalantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vepariga Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Can be used for high speed thruster skating down streets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruskiiVFaussie Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 (edited) * a sheild for sexy idols underneath, protection from debris and getting charred. Edited April 9, 2010 by ruskiiVFaussie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uxi Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Can be used as amusement park attractions Can be used for construction Can be used for building demolition (planned or not) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UN_MARINE Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 -Great for wandering inside giant alien ships -Good for watching MBS -Excellent for demolishing buildings -Better than a treadmill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Train Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Can put its hands up to surrender in style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thankheaven Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 If you don't know how to use a joystick, optional guitar equipment are available on select models. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugimon Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 totally easy to figure out how to fly for the first time if you're a stunt pilot but if you're a military pilot or a girl, fuhgeddaboudit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 *Great ride for a date around Saturn's rings. *Can be controlled remotely by simply moving your fingers. Beat that, Batman. *Very useful for making smoke artwork in the sky... forget about love messages, we're talking complex dragon art. *Has frickin lasers on its head. Dr. Evil would be proud. *Doesn't need refueling. Ever. *Amazing legroom in the cockpit. Enough to fit a drum set. *Has a radio system that conveniently konks out when you're with a hottie. *Can do a kabuki pose. *Cockpit can detach from the body and convert into a mini jet... wait, did that really happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ff95gj Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 - to kill someone you don't like, paint his fighter brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugimon Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 - to kill someone you don't like, paint his fighter brown On that note, the more flamboyantly painted the valkyire, the greater the survivability of the pilot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treatment Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 you can store the gunpod in a dogfight...in reverse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruskiiVFaussie Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 *Great ride for a date around Saturn's rings. *Can be controlled remotely by simply moving your fingers. Beat that, Batman. *Very useful for making smoke artwork in the sky... forget about love messages, we're talking complex dragon art. *Has frickin lasers on its head. Dr. Evil would be proud. *Doesn't need refueling. Ever. *Amazing legroom in the cockpit. Enough to fit a drum set. *Has a radio system that conveniently konks out when you're with a hottie. *Can do a kabuki pose. *Cockpit can detach from the body and convert into a mini jet... wait, did that really happen? Yes! XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einherjar Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 * Remote control Valkyrie, sometimes wireless. * Reliable ejection system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruskiiVFaussie Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 * easy to conceal in boat harbours (wings back, just float there with a cover on top) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robelwell202 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Great functionality, even when some big-ass alien thing rips a leg/engine off. Supremely futuristic fighter that still utilizes a catapult launch system (If it ain't broke, don't bother looking for an improved system!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regult Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 this thread is hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerodigit1 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 -Can be used to carry babys (Komilia loves riding on it). -If you're plaining to chase space whales, valkeries will do the trick. -If you don't have a stage to perform...well...use your Valkery.. specially when it comes with huge speakers. -Single seaters...naaahh.. you always can have one more in the cockpit, ask Milene and Bassara, they love sharing VF-19 single seat. -Accessories can be easly attached during a dogfight, specially if designed by Dr. Chiba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexxstrait Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Light zentradi cygarettes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingNor Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Valks pick up closed circuit TV on their targeting computer pretty well. The monitor however makes 20 something women look like old ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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