do not disturb Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 (edited) I'm not a US resident... what other meaning has "crabs" ? crabs is a STD(sexually transmitted disease) basically its sort of like head Lice but they set up shop in your balls....not literally your balls but your pubic hair. they're highly contagious, so if you have sex with someone whos got them, they'll jump ship and invade your privates. you can also get them from sharing a towel with an infected person. it won't kill you or anything but you'll be scratching your balls A LOT! whats so funny about it is, its not something you want to advertise having. it like me walking around with a shirt that says, "i got flesh melting bacteria, come to me please". Edited October 23, 2004 by haterist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 Sounds like a t shirt from a restraunt called joes crab shackhttp://www.peacefrogs.com/store/joescrabsh...&Category_ID=48 actually it a restraunt, New Orleans style, pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 I'm not a US resident... what other meaning has "crabs" ? crabs is a STD(sexually transmitted disease) basically its sort of like head Lice but they set up shop in your balls....not literally your balls but your pubic hair. they're highly contagious, so if you have sex with someone whos got them, they'll jump ship and invade your privates. you can also get them from sharing a towel with an infected person. it won't kill you or anything but you'll be scratching your balls A LOT! whats so funny about it is, its not something you want to advertise having. it like me walking around with a shirt that says, "i got flesh melting bacteria, come to me please". Lol... I think alot of Europeans don't know the meaning of it. Thnx for explaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted October 23, 2004 Author Share Posted October 23, 2004 What's exaclty the purpose of this sign? Couldn't make much out of it. Many establishments post signs like this on their window walls to prevent the visually impaired from bumping their heads on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wwwmwww Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 That's sure to make one scratch their head. I don't have a clue what it's trying to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 That's sure to make one scratch their head. I don't have a clue what it's trying to say. We need a forensic here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikuro Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 I think its trying to say Everquest is the equivalent of crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Damn I'm going nuts reading that shirt. Please give me a lighter to burn it down. SICK MIND! SICK MIND! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
striderhiryu Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 i don´t know if japanese ever tought about solving their l/r dilema. for an instance they could use the ra, re, ri, ro, ru katakanas as they are to make the L sound and use the dakuten to make the R sound, just that simple or is there any rule against dakuten to the R sound katakanas. for better understanding here´s an example Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bub Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Haha! *smiles by himself* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Die, Alien Scum! Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Finally! I've been searching for something to take the fungus off my pubes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKlown Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Heh, the text under the pictures has been misplaced, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bub Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Finally! I've been searching for something to take the fungus off my pubes! honto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted November 18, 2004 Author Share Posted November 18, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 OMG.. how embarassing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feyd-Rautha Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 (edited) http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=to...date=1999-09-29 i can't get enough! and only $11.99...bargain! Edited November 18, 2004 by Feyd-Rautha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=to...date=1999-09-29i can't get enough! and only $11.99...bargain! Old news. Already been posted at least three times in this thread. Besides, it's not funny anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montarvillois Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 OMG !!! I had never spotted this thread before. Here I am in my office laughing so hard I have tears. People are passing by my door thinking I'm nuts. Great stuff guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jemstone Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Man, can they speak english right? What's exaclty the purpose of this sign? Couldn't make much out of it. Caution, do not butt your head against the wall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feyd-Rautha Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=to...date=1999-09-29i can't get enough! and only $11.99...bargain! Old news. Already been posted at least three times in this thread. Besides, it's not funny anymore. well ....the post after yours is a guy who never saw the thread so blahhhhhhhhhh! hhmhmmmhhh..maybe time too try another hobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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F-ZeroOne Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Man, can they speak english right? What's exaclty the purpose of this sign? Couldn't make much out of it. Caution, do not butt your head against the wall? A lot of shrines, temples and other old buildings in Japan have low roofs or low overhead beams - I suspect its a mangled warning. I found this out the hard way when visting Himeji castle with my friend, who is six feet tall. I told him he'd better take notice of the sign just before walking head-first into the thing it was warning about... Incidentally, its also a problem in modern Japanese buildings - some shops in Akihabara have padded ceilings and walls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Payne Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 The top one makes no sense to me at all...And I don't wanna know The bottom one sounds like it's saying "Yes, we sell adult books, so no minors here and if you're a cop, do us the courtesy of telling us that up front rather than trying to sting us..." right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Look's like to me they are trying to tell us they sell adult stuff legally and every shop employer is aware of that and cannot held responsible. The customer is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted November 24, 2004 Author Share Posted November 24, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikuro Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish this emote had tears with the laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hikuro Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 God bless the 5th floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lynx7725 Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Man, what is a "Car Rectal" supposed to do? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gabe Q Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Some of these HAD to have been photoshopped. They're too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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