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areaseven, I'm a fan of the NITRO era of wrestling (especially when the NWO started their takeover), not that detritus. When Paul Whyte was actually good in the ring, and when "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes had his stint there.

Scott Hall

Kevin Nash

Kanyon

Booker-T and Stevie Ray (Harlem Heat)

Chavo and Eddie Gurrero

Huventud Gurrera

Ultimo Dragon

La Parka

Rey Mysteryo, Jr.

Sting

"The Total Package" Lex Lugar

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair

Diamond Dallas Page

Dean Malenko

Arn Anderson and THE FOUR F*CKING HORSEMEN!!! ||||

Steve "Mongo" McMichael

Konan

Psychosis

I hope Page gives you a Diamond Cutter, areseven.

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At the risk of being bannned I post a link to this

and this

EDIT: FORGET IT! I thought about it and I don't want to get banned. Just look up what Booker T calls Hulk Hogan, and in a seperat video what Vince says to John Cena in front of Booker T

check this instead...

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I knew I forgot something over the past week. Here are the results of WWE's first PPV of 2011:

Royal Rumble 2011

World Heavyweight Championship - No Spear Allowed

Edge def. Dolph Ziggler to retain the title.

WWE Heavyweight Championship

The Miz def. Randy Orton

WWE Divas Championship - Fatal Four-Way

Eve def. Natalya, Layla and Michelle McCool to become the new champion.

The Royal Rumble Order of Entry

1. CM Punk

2. Daniel Bryan

3. Justin Gabriel

4. Zak Ryder

5. William Regal

6. Ted DiBiase, Jr.

7. John Morrison

8. Yoshi Tatsu

9. Husky Harris

10. Chavo Guerrero

11. Mark Henry

12. JTG

13. Michael McGillicutty

14. Chris Masters

15. David Otunga

16. Tyler Reks

17. Vladimir Kozlov

18. R-Truth

19. The Great Khali

20. Mason Ryan

21. Booker T

22. John Cena

23. Hornswoggle

24. Tyson Kidd

25. Heath Slater

26. Kofi Kingston

27. Jack Swagger

28. King Sheamus

29. Rey Mysterio

30. Wade Barrett

31. Dolph Ziggler

32. Diesel

33. Drew McIntyre

34. Alex Riley

35. The Big Show

36. Ezekiel Jackson

37. Santino Marella

38. Alberto Del Rio

39. Randy Orton

40. Kane

The Royal Rumble Order of Elimination

1. Justin Gabriel, by Daniel Bryan

2. Zack Ryder, by Bryan

3. William Regal, by Ted DiBiase, Jr.

4. Chavo Guerrero, by Mark Henry (a.k.a. Sexual Chocolate)

5. Yoshi Tatsu, by Sexual Chocolate

6. JTG, by Michael McGillicutty

7. DiBiase, by Husky Harris and McGillicutty

8. Bryan, by CM Punk (a.k.a. Pepsi Boy)

9. Chris Masters, by Pepsi Boy

10. John Morrison, by Pepsi Boy

11. Sexual Chocolate, by Harris, McGillicutty, David Otunga and Pepsi Boy

12. Tyler Reks, by Pepsi Boy

13. Vladimir Kozlov, by Pepsi Boy

14. R-Truth, by Pepsi Boy

15. Harris, by The Great Khali

16. Khali, by Mason Ryan

17. Booker T, by Ryan

18. Ryan, by John Cena

19. Otunga, by Vanilla Ice

20. McGillicutty, by Vanilla Ice

21. Pepsi Boy, by Vanilla Ice

22. Tyson Kidd, by Vanilla Ice

23. Heath Slater, by Vanilla Ice

24. Hornswoggle, by King Sheamus

25. Jack Swagger, by Rey Mysterio

26. Diesel, by Wade Barrett

27. Dolph Ziggler, by The Big Show

28. Alex Riley, by Vanilla Ice and Kofi Kingston

29. Drew McIntyre, by Show

30. Show, by Ezekiel Jackson

31. Kingston, by Randy Orton

32. Sheamus, by Orton

33. Jackson, by Kane

34. Kane, by Mysterio

35. Mysterio, by Barrett

36. Vanilla Ice, by The Miz (non-participant; just a run-in)

37. Barrett, by Orton

38. Orton, by Alberto Del Rio

39. Santino Marella, by Del Rio

2011 Royal Rumble Winner: Alberto Del Rio

This is not a misprint - Booker T and Diesel are back in the WWE. Also, as of this year's event, the Rumble now has 40 participants (instead of 30), each entering at a 90-second interval (no longer 2 minutes).

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I'm suprised you haven't been slapped for flamebaiting areaseven. I swear, you must be trying to piss me off.

Alex Wright and Glacier were both jobbers that weren't even fit to be in the ring, and Disco Inferno was just as big as an ass until the demise of the WCW, when he finally came up with a finishing move that was even worth a damn.

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The ROCK! Has come BACK! To Wrestlemania!!

Yeah. The only reason to even watch Sport Entertainment.

Besides, UFC 129 sold out too fast.

hehehehe The Rock is going to single handedly destroy half these jabroni's careers in one night!

only The Rock could get away with something like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF-uS420w-Q

You can't make it out well but that's over 30,000 people giving the people's champion the finger.

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The ROCK! Has come BACK! To Wrestlemania!!

Yeah. The only reason to even watch Sport Entertainment.

Besides, UFC 129 sold out too fast.

I got a chance to see this entire segment. Great to see The Rock behind the mic again.

And Michael Cole as a heel announcer? I just don't see it. Not as convincing as Jonathan Coachman. Speaking of which, Coachman should quit ESPN and return to WWE. And while we're at it, WWE should bring back Kevin Kelly. That way, The Rock can call Kevin Kelly an ugly hermaphrodite and make Coachman admit to making out with farm animals on a weekly basis, just like the old days.

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One more.... :rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol:

BACKSTREET BOYS?!?

BTW. The only thing that new promo (which was the GREATEST thing in the last several years) was missing was The King and Jim Ross.

How come they're not on Raw anymore?

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

BACKSTREET BOYS?!?

BTW. The only thing that new promo (which was the GREATEST thing in the last several years) was missing was The King and Jim Ross.

How come they're not on Raw anymore?

Lawler is still doing color commentary for RAW. Jim Ross retired from commentating and is now more active behind the scenes with talent scouting, development and payroll.

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Here are the results of this month's WWE PPV:

WWE Elimination Chamber 2011

Dark Match

Daniel Bryan def. Ted DiBiase, Jr. Pretty sad that DiBiase's so not his old man that he's been relegated to an untelevised dark match.

Alberto Del Rio def. Kofi Kingston

WWE Tag Team Championship

The Corre (Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel) def. Santino Marella and Vladimir Kozlov to become the new champions.

WWE Heavyweight Championship

The Miz def. Jerry "The King" Lawler

WWE SmackDown! Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship

Order of Entry

1. Edge

2. Rey Mysterio

3. Wade Barrett

4. Kane

5. Drew McIntyre

6. The Big Show

Order of Elimination

1. Barrett, by Big Show

2. Big Show, by Kane

3. McIntyre, by Kane

4. Kane, by Edge

5. Mysterio, by Edge

WINNER: Edge

WWE RAW Elimination Chamber for a shot at the WWE Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania

Order of Entry

1. John Morrison

2. Sheamus

3. Randy Orton

4. John Cena (a.k.a. Vanilla Ice)

5. R-Truth

6. CM Punk (a.k.a. Pepsi Boy)

Order of Elimination

1. R-Truth, by Sheamus

2. Orton, by Pepsi Boy

3. Sheamus, by Morrison

4. Morrison, by Pepsi Boy

5. Pepsi Boy, by Vanilla Ice

WINNER: John Cena

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Elimination Chamber... Good God all those matches sucked! I feel bad for my buddy who ordered the damn event because he seriously believed they would let Jerry "The King" Lawler win the title over the Miz. Its nice they brought Trish Stratus back and all(brunette), but it was painful 2 minutes watching her try and imitate The Rock.

Best part of the night was watching Morrison go all spiderman and climb up the chamber and hang from the roof of it. Too bad he did such a s*** job pretending he got a knee injury from it. "Ohhh I kick you...wait my knee is supposed to be hurt arrrrrgh... now watch me climb the ropes and moonsault you!"

My last gripe was the retarded Raw GM computer that interupted the last cell match and let pepsi boy come back after elimination by Orton because he supposed got stuck in his chamber. Guess what happens... He eliminates Orton. Stupid crap like that is what killed WCW. That and the NWO coming down to the ring interupting a good match just to talk smack to sting and goldberg.

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Ever since The Rock has been back I've been watching more of it.

TONIGHT! ONE WEEK BEFORE WRESTLEMANIA!

IT'S THE ROCK!!! THE GREAT ONE!!! THE BRAHMA BULL!!!

...and Fruity Pebbles LIVE on tonight's Monday Night Raw!!!

B))B))B))

I hope it's gonna be DV-R worthy.

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well that was AWESOME!!! Good to see The Rock actually take a bump and get physical, for awhile I was afraid this would turn into Brock Lesner vs Goldberg all over again. I hope this ends with the Rock annihilating The Miz, his man servant,and Cena the just walk off with the damn title. Like these jabroni's ever really had a claim to it.

Just one more thing... "Where I grew up!"... really Cena really? I live in MA. West Newbury is far from what I would call a ghetto rich boy. For that you would need to come from Lowell, Lynn, Chelsea, Springfield or parts of Boston itself. You wouldn't last 2 minutes in Jamaica plain cracker. Also do us all a favor and stop looking like your going to cry like a baby everytime you get up in the Rock's face.

Seriously though I'm pretty sure judging by the huge smile on Cena's face he's living a dream being in the same ring as The Rock. :lol:

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With that in mind, here is the card for this Sunday's presentation of WrestleMania XXVII:

World Heavyweight Championship (SmackDown!)

Edge (with Christian) vs. Alberto Del Rio (with Brodus Clay)

WWE Heavyweight Championship (RAW)

The Miz vs. John Cena

Undefeated Streak at Risk, Again - No-Holds-Barred

Undertaker vs. Triple-H

Special Guest Referee: Stone Cold Steve Austin

Jerry "The King" Lawler vs. Michael Cole (with Jack Swagger)

Randy Orton vs. CM Punk

Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes

Six-Person Mixed Tag Team Match

Trish Stratus, Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi and John Morrison vs. Dolph Ziggler and LayCool (Layla and Michelle McCool) (with Vickie Guerrero)

United States Championship

Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan

Eight-Man Tag Team Match

Kane, Big Show, Santino Marella and Vladimir Kozlov vs. The Corre (Wade Barrett, Ezekiel Jackson, Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater)

Kofi Kingston vs. Drew McIntyre

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In significantly more interesting wrestling related news, WWE superstar Chris Jericho finishes the first 2 weeks of competition on Dancing with the Stars tied for 4th place with a respectable 42 out of 60 combined score.

Overall he's not bad. perhaps not top 3 material, but I can see him sticking around for quite a few weeks.

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In significantly more interesting wrestling related news, WWE superstar Chris Jericho finishes the first 2 weeks of competition on Dancing with the Stars tied for 4th place with a respectable 42 out of 60 combined score.

Overall he's not bad. perhaps not top 3 material, but I can see him sticking around for quite a few weeks.

Speaking of Dancing with the Stars, where is Stacy Keibler?

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heres my predictions for wrestlmania

World Heavyweight Championship (SmackDown!)

Alberto del telemundo wins after Santino tries to interfere and fails. Either that or Rey Mysterio turns heel and screws Edge over.

WWE Heavyweight Championship (RAW)

The Rock takes everyone out and make off with the title.

Undefeated Streak at Risk, Again - No-Holds-Barred

I'MMMA THE LAMMMMMEEEA wins and breaks taker's streak VIA sledge hammer provided by HBK in revenge for last wrestlemania. The rest of D-X make surprise reappearence(X-pac included)

Special Guest Referee: Stone Cold Steve Austin

Lawler wins nuff said.

Randy Orton vs. CM Punk

Pepsi boy takes this one again. I hate Orton...

Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes

hmmmm this match isn't exactly what I would expect from a wrestlemania match. Still Rey wins

Six-Person Mixed Tag Team Match

If there was ever a sniper in the crowd this is where I would want them to pop up. I actually want LayCool and Ziggles to win after hearing Trish's lame Rock imitation at elimination chamber.

United States Championship

Damn Sheamus how do you go from WWE champ to this??? jar o' mayo wins this one thanks to Cole

Eight-Man Tag Team Match

This may be the most entertaing match of the night considering who is in it. Seriously that is one screwed up tag team... Big Show AND Kane? Satino's team wins only after the big two are eliminated and Koslov pulls something out his butt.

Kofi Kingston vs. Drew McIntyre

what is this the dark match? Token vs bravefart? The southafrimaican takes this one.

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