areaseven Posted December 12, 2004 Author Share Posted December 12, 2004 Don't ask. I don't want to know what's in the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jemstone Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 (edited) Some of these HAD to have been photoshopped. They're too funny! Sorry to but they are very real. Which is the whole point of Engrish.com because some are so bad you gotta wonder why they even botehr trying to put signs up in English. Hell, some music is pure nonsensical Engrish like the opening music to the Hellsing series. If anyone can make sense of these lyrics, please translate. World Without Logos Don't be cool vibration Revlofantasy Tell me fool talk show day and rain Every stardom the rating Don't stop horror show inner darken Jus suc ra ra oh Oh no harbor won't you buy valley show Take me want to talking revolution No havea won cheese have lay show (No have a want cha have late show) Diviphon de have worry star Shooby dooby doo shooby dooby doo durul Shooby dooby doo shooby dooby doo durul Devil beam to the crashing Revoluflymachine Adjust blue G Jus sekiran Oh no harbor won't you buy valley show Take me want to talking revolution No havea won cheese have lay show Diviphon de have worry star Shooby dooby doo shooby dooby doo durul Shooby dooby doo shooby dooby doo durul Edited December 12, 2004 by Jemstone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Man, what is a "Car Rectal" supposed to do? :D I guess it's the white rectal marks of the parkingspace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-ZeroOne Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 (edited) Some of these HAD to have been photoshopped. They're too funny! Sorry to but they are very real. Which is the whole point of Engrish.com because some are so bad you gotta wonder why they even botehr trying to put signs up in English. Hell, some music is pure nonsensical Engrish like the opening music to the Hellsing series. I've only seen a couple of episodes of Hellsing, but it was interesting to see how the Japanese portrayed my home country. I'm pretty sure the Eurostar staff at Waterloo station don't really bow to their passengers... Edited December 13, 2004 by F-ZeroOne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 On the subject of Engrish, there's a small sandwich shop in the Wan Chai district of Hong Kong that has a sign up advertising a 'Tuna with Cum' sandwich. I think and hope that they actually mean Tuna with Cucumber, but their method of shortening the word 'Cucumber' is odd to say the least. Needless to say I will not be trying this particular sandwich just in case the description of the ingredients is accurate . One of these days I'll have to take a photo and submit it to Engrish.com. Graham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-ZeroOne Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 In Hiroshima once I saw a cafe called "Cafe Asse"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 In Hiroshima once I saw a cafe called "Cafe Asse"... Yeah, they like to use that word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted December 23, 2004 Author Share Posted December 23, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 (edited) Are japanese galls really that horny? If their shirt says F*** me.. don't blame me to! Edited December 23, 2004 by Kin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Jack Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 & DOES look like sitting man holy smokes my mind is officially blown! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_breetai Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 i don´t know if japanese ever tought about solving their l/r dilema. for an instance they could use the ra, re, ri, ro, ru katakanas as they are to make the L sound and use the dakuten to make the R sound, just that simple or is there any rule against dakuten to the R sound katakanas.for better understanding here´s an example Only problem I see with that is that the L/R sound is neither or... really it's kinda half way inbetween... and a lot of Japanese people can just not tell the difference when they hear it... I once spent a whole day with two Japanese girls... trying to get them to say right and light differently... it was a wasted day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellohikaru Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Are japanese galls really that horny? If their shirt says F*** me.. don't blame me to! Maybe the Japanese girls really want to get a gaijin boyfriend/companion. Some i spoke to mentioned their preference for gaijin especially caucasians over japanese men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Duo~Trenten Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Maybe the Japanese girls really want to get a gaijin boyfriend/companion. Some i spoke to mentioned their preference for gaijin especially caucasians over japanese men Maybe that has someting to do with how big they are or should i say small. and you all know what im talking about just think gutter brained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Payne Posted December 26, 2004 Share Posted December 26, 2004 Are japanese galls really that horny? If their shirt says F*** me.. don't blame me to! Then again... a lot of the time, they'll use English words more because they "sound cool" than for any other reason. Some of those girls may not be aware just what "F*** me" means... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted December 27, 2004 Share Posted December 27, 2004 hmmm I might as well print this "精液汁まみれ" on my shirt... oh my Luckily u people don't know what it is and hopefully I'm not going to be banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx7725 Posted December 27, 2004 Share Posted December 27, 2004 Actually I do know what that is... and c'mon, anyone with half a brain and who has been following this topic would know what to expect. Back to the topic guys. Engrish, Engrish, not the apparent horniness of young nubile Japanese girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted December 27, 2004 Author Share Posted December 27, 2004 What's Engrish without Christmas Engrish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted December 27, 2004 Share Posted December 27, 2004 (edited) Quote areaseven What's Engrish without Christmas Engrish? Quote Lol im not a horse called Christmas... Edited December 27, 2004 by Kin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jemstone Posted December 27, 2004 Share Posted December 27, 2004 hmmm I might as well print this "精液汁まみれ" on my shirt... oh my Luckily u people don't know what it is and hopefully I'm not going to be banned That's what you think..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted January 7, 2005 Author Share Posted January 7, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zeo-mare Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Donky Fried Chicken ?!?! Ok whatever.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Payne Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 I'll take the acid food, please... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Jack Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 screw acid food I want my donkey fried chicken Man I cant wait untill we get a franchise in the U.S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel's Fury Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 You guys are so funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 Nani? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 hahaha they're all funny! The one with "donkey fried chicken" would do good on a stylish shirt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 And now for some oldies but goodies: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx7725 Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Oh hohoho, I won't mind visiting this deck with a friend of the opposite gender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Jack Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Damn you japan You've ruined my vacation yet again And I was so looking forward to washing my hair in the toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Jenius Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Some of these HAD to have been photoshopped. They're too funny! Some are photoshopped. Some aren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kin Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 lol... election day > erection day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted January 14, 2005 Author Share Posted January 14, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feyd-Rautha Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Are japanese galls really that horny? If their shirt says F*** me.. don't blame me to! Maybe the Japanese girls really want to get a gaijin boyfriend/companion. Some i spoke to mentioned their preference for gaijin especially caucasians over japanese men. i'm moving to japan...goodbye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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