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  1. JB0
    Thank GOD the writers on the original trilogy were better than that, right?
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    Soccer-bot is a real robot? Color me surprised. Very pleasantly so. Wonder how it works...Still not sold on some of these names. They just don't sound "Star Warsy" to me. I mean, what's next? A farmhand named Luke? Let's get some proper space names in here, like Star Wars is SUPPOSED to be.
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    Macross II is exactly as canon as Macross 7.
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    I was actually getting tired of Totsugeki Love Heart by the end. I know it sounds unpossible, but...
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    Intermittently. I'm still a solo player, so still never gonna be in a raid. Hell, I don't think I WANT to commit that large a time chunk to one map.
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    Also a supermassive black hole. Perhaps even a supermassive black hole that has integrated the constituent particles of the Megaroad-01.
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    I keep seeing "everything wrong with..." videos, and expecting them to just be a rip of the entire movie.
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    You must watch Inferno Cop and Kill la Kill.
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    Man, if they put electronics in him, they need to go all out. Pretty sure that they could fit an ACTUAL GENESIS in him with the modern chip. Sure the connectors would all have to be tiny and nonstandard, but...
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    Welllllllll... they'd argued for a bit right before he left her. I can't swear which one calls to John first, but I want to say it's the Terminator. ANYWAYS... I just watched Salvation for the first time ever. It's... not a good movie. And as with Genesys, it suffers from the trailer spoiling the big twist. I already knew our hero was a robot from seeing the trailers, so the DRAMATIC UNVEIL was totally lost on me, and all the camerawork carefully hiding his exposed mechanics before the secret was out was... well, kind of silly. YouTube tells me this was also a problem with Terminator 2's trailers(which I have no recollection of ever seeing) as well, so... whatever. All trailers are spoilers, Soylent Green is people, and Darth Vader is Luke's father. I did smile when they messed with expectations in Salvation, trying to kill the final boss by dumping molten steel on it. It looks like it's melted down, everything is finished... and then it rises out of the big glob of red-hot steel on the floor and resumes stalking. THAT was mildly inspired, even if little else was.
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    Doesn't change the fact that he DOES copy Sarah Conner later, after leaving her alive so they can do a scene where John is faced with two Sarahs both shouting at him in identical voices. He literally had her pinned to a wall. He could've decapitated her or lanced her heart before he walked off, and then he would've won because John wouldn't have had two Sarahs both shouting "shoot her, she's the robot" at him. ... And I was under the impression he could copy someone perfectly from as little as a single footprint. Which made no sense whatsoever, but...
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    This is probably the first time I'm NOT going to advocate american supremacy on video game names. Megadrive Megatron is just so much fun to say! Genesis Megatron, by comparison... it rolls off the tongue like a thing that doesn't roll and sticks to tongues would.
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    Well, that's kind of calling back to the first movie. Judgement Day will happen. Humanity will eventually win, but at great cost. There's no way to change this. The "self-correcting" future is a way to reconcile that original concept with the fact that Judgement Day DIDN'T happen, and they kinda blew up the company's entire R&D department. Which isn't to say it was a great movie, but it was at least marginally considering some of the original film's themes. Yupyup. I still dislike the T1000, even after having made my peace with his film. I think liquid metal over robot makes more sense than liquid metal over more liquid metal. But neither one should be able to time-travel, since they aren't organic. There could be a low-level "instinctive" routine in each individual node to search for other nearby nodes to combine with until the system is large enough for something resembling intelligence. A distributed computer... much like Skynet is in Terminator 3. I'm willing to grant some of it's more egregious flaws, like suffering system failure in an environment humans operate in, as it being identified as a prototype. Skynet was desperate and sent a machine that wasn't really ready for prime time back. But no, it doesn't make an awful lot of sense. There's a lot of issues with 2 if you watch it critically. It feels to me like they were just throwing every idea into the script without considering how they meshed together. And then in the final scene, the T1000 tries to force Sarah to call John to her so he can kill John. Despite the fact that the T1000 can imitate Sarah and do it himself, which he does in the next scene after forgetting to kill Sarah. Were I trying to defend the film, I'd argue the heat was messing with his systems in more than the obvious "difficulty keeping form" issue, and he wasn't thinking properly. But... it'd be a weak defense. I yell at a lot of films for bad computers. This one was exceptionally bad with computers, though. As the public becomes more familiar with computers, movies should strive for MORE accurate portrayals, not LESS. And, well... I AM a computer nerd. An error on such a massive scale is HIGHLY distracting. (I'm also not sure how the virus got into the wild, with Skynet being disconnected from the network) As a distributed system, every cellphone and broadcast tower T3-Skynet destroyed made it dumber, every routing server and fiber-optic backbone reduced to ionized particles in the air a potentially crippling blow(or even worse, resulted in MULTIPLE DIFFERENT SKYNETS placed at odds with each other). It was in it's interests, short-term at least, to keep infrastructure damage to a controlled level, something nuclear carpet-bombing is not very good at. And yes, it would be bothered by radiation. There's a reason NASA uses decade-old processors and pays through the nose for custom versions of them. Radiation does TERRIBLE things to integrated circuits, and the more advanced they are, the more sensitive they are. So the most powerful nodes of T3-Skynet were also the most at risk on Judgement Day. So the initial strike on humanity would have to be executed very carefully to prevent Skynet lobotomizing itself in the process.
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    Word. Terminator 2, taken on it's own, also has plot holes big enough to drive a truck through. But no one much cares because they DID drive a truck through them. And then blew it up. And then did it again thirty minutes later. It's dumb, stupid, incredibly loud fun. Unfortunatly, Hollywood believes a single computer virus can run on a dozen(or more!) different platforms and this is a perfectly rational premise. That's going to greatly hinder any atempts at realistic portrayals. About the only thing that made sense in Terminator 3 was Skynet being a heavily-networked array instead of a single mainframe. Most of it's attempts at explanation had me screaming "computers do not work that way!" at the screen.
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    Why not? It's what Terminator 2 did. Actually, that's the best part of Terminator 2, taking the audience expectations and knocking them on their side. That first half-hour, when they go out of their way to make it look like they're doing the first movie all over again, building up to that moment where both time travellers catch up to young John in the hallway, Schwarzenegger grabs John, and... takes a bullet from the "good guy" for him? That was sheer genius, and everything after it is downhill. I would LOVE to be able to watch it again without knowing that Schwarzenegger is the good guy. The quotes are an extension of that, with Arnold-Terminator stealing Reese's "come with me if you want to live" and saying "I'll be back" as a reassuring statement rather than a threat he's about to make good on. And in that regard, I think this movie works... except they just spoiled the big twist in the trailer. If they hadn't included the part with Sarah being a badass and "Yeah, we already killed the robot, deal with it!". Whoops! THANK YOU! I've finally made my peace with T2, but it took a lot of pointless analyzing, obsessing, and ranting on the internet about how awful it was. My current stance is: Terminator 2 is set in a parallel universe where something LIKE Terminator happened, but it's not a direct sequel to Terminator. Because audiences want happy endings. People were PISSED at the end of Terminator 3. When I saw it, the guy behind me was shouting swears at the screen when the nukes started blowing up. Even the bitter victory of Terminator 1 doesn't sit particularly well with a mass-market. Well, she's known as the woman who taught John to be a badass, so it's assumed. But Conner could've brainwashed Kyle into thinking of Sarah as the ideal perfect woman and make him into an obsessed stalker who would die to protect her over several years. But that would just be creepy(and the plot of T1).
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    Honestly, I think it was a clever move to keep the stormtroopers as faceless, largely silent antagonists originally. They were only painted as real people ONCE, and that was when Obi-Wan was sneaking by to deactivate the tractor beam while the two guards talked about space-cars. It was necessary for the scene that they be shown to not just be all soldier all the time. They had to have a human weakness for the one scene, so it's the only time they've been humanized. Which makes it stick out even more. The sequels actively avoided allowing a stormtrooper to appear human. But even in the first movie, you NEVER see one without a mask, despite the masks being a CANONICALLY bad idea("I can't see a thing in this helmet!"). It helps prevent the audience thinking of them as PEOPLE. It's more fun to mow down an army of faceless suits of armor(literally!) than a swath of real people, and makes them more useful as cannon fodder. The clone troopers were an attempt to take that to the next level and actively assure audiences that they COULDN'T be "real people" because they were clones PROGRAMMED to be warriors and nothing else. They were organic battledroids. And I think the new movie is at a point in the story where they can afford to humanize the stormtroopers. Stormtroopers aren't the fist of the emperor anymore, or likely to be involved with the primary antagonist. He's just some dude trying to make a living and getting caught up in some crazy shizzle, and it's safe to let the audience see that that because this movie won't gun down seven thousand of them.
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    YES! Loved that one since the original one-shot. I would pay money for a lifesize replica of that hammer.
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    Just a teaser unveil. That's Darth Astley, the new dark lord of the sith.
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    I kinda like it, but kinda feel they should've gone farther with some custom molds or at least paint detailing. If it had the triangle vents on the side like a real PS1, if the DS4 was restyled to resemble some flavor of PS1 pad, it'd be way more awesome. Hell, if they'd painted some detailing on it, a la the GBASP NES lid. Also, a PS1 emulator should be installed on it, like they did for the PS3.
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    Ship's computer was damaged in the crash and millenia offline(and the beast wars breaking out inside it). It had lost IFF capability. Pretty sure that's both Marvel and cartoon canon.
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    And Lucas did? The prequel trilogy was a big ball of continuity errors and retcons even just when considering the original movies. Start adding in all the extended universe stuff you're referencing and it almost seemed like it was actively TRYING to invalidate it all.
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    Actually, it doesn't. If someone slides their sword down the blade, they won't land on the guardblades, but on the emitters for the guardblades, which are high-energy devices and will likely explode spectacularly. I'd be a lot happier with the crosshilt if the guardblades had recessed emitters.
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    Y-Wings. Y settle for anything less?
  24. JB0
    Because armor is cheaper to design and manufacture than space fighters. Easy answer.
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    Yeah, 50Hz land had much more compatible stuff back in the day because who wanted to import from EUROPE? In seriousness, the conversion issues were pretty much a one-way street. 50 Hz regions imported 60 Hz content, but the reverse was rarely true. So no one was really making 60 Hz TVs that also worked with 50 Hz content. But, like I said, that took actual WORK to do back in the CRT days. Now it's easier to do it than it is to not do it. US BluRays are indistinguishable from japanese BluRays, from a format perspective. Same region code, same TV standards. DVDs were the same except for region code, despite US NTSC and J NTSC actually being slightly different formats. (The black levels were slightly different, but it was only relevant at the analog level, so it didn't affect disk format at all.) (Yes, I know too much about analog TV formats for someone who is not a broadcast engineer.) Dear Hasbro: Shut up and take my money already, geez! -JB0 PS: Can you get me Transformers: Animated on BR while you're at it?
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