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  1. I dunno, looks more like a VF-4 to me.
  2. What's this about trials and tribble-ations?
  3. I want to be cremated with my collection. Can't take it with me? FEH! I'll show you all!
  4. The history of the Virtual Boy, sans rumors, speculation, and lies. A tale of lost capabilities, hardware crippled by early decisions, rushed software development, and a bit of yellow journalism as icing on the cake. Most amazingly... the system has no Super Mario game. For years, people have wondered why Nintendo thought Mario Clash and Mario Tennis were acceptable for the showcase game. Bafflingly, Nintendo actually told Yokoi to NOT make a "real" Super Mario game, since it would compete with Super Mario 64. But eh, we got Wario Land out of it, so I'd say we won in the end if more than twelve people had ever played it. Seriously, Nintendo, why isn't this game ported to/emulated on the 3DS yet?
  5. Hopefully nothing comes to pass. Konami is not so much inept as actively malicious, and I think they've seen the same loss of talent recently that Capcom saw back after they shuttered Clover Studio(albeit in a lower-profile trickle instead of a single mass exodus).
  6. The one that breaks is obviously actually the rare MP Motormaster. Also, MP-01 has a light to make the Matrix in his chest glow. If that isn't reason enough to prefer it, I don't know what is.
  7. I'm doing that right now too. Introducing a friend to the show and taking the opportunity to rewatch it along the way, a few episodes a week. We just made it through the gang's escape from zentradi capture the other night.
  8. *laughs* Well-played, sir. Well-played.
  9. Or hook two widescreen displays up end-to-end. That actually gets you very close to the original arcade aspect ratio(and is, coincidentally, what Taito did for the Darius Burst arcade cab, despite Burst NOT being a port of the originals). But in all seriousness, I think a modern widescreen set would do Darius II's two-screen version nicely. There's still a bit of letterboxing, but it's a far less absurd amount than the 3-screen. More like the scale you got watching 16:9 content on a 4:3 display. The active image is still a reasonable size, the gaping maw of the frame isn't offensive, etc. And sure, it's the cab for WUSSES instead of REAL MEN, but it's not like Darius II wasn't designed to be playable on two screens in the first place.
  10. And your TV even has enough horizontal resolution to display Darius properly these days. Still gonna have letterboxing, though.
  11. Also, sometimes realism gives way to looks-right-ism, and stick play is one of those things that, even if I knew better, I'd illustrate incorrectly for aesthetics. It's similar to how rocket launches in every movie ever have engine ignition at 0 on the countdown. 0 is supposed to be liftoff, not engine start, but it looks so much better if the engines fire at 0 that even when going for accuracy, they'll fudge that part.
  12. I see one cutie, where's the other? <shipping war 2015>
  13. Okay, I do grant it will be the awesomest chainsaw-wielding guntank ever built IRL.
  14. And they aren't even budgeting LEGS. It's STILL going to be a Guntank when they're done!
  15. You forgot "BOMBAA!" He really would!
  16. Rad. I'm definitely interested in this.
  17. Basically, we don't know what natural threats may have entailed, as we know nothing ABOUT their natural home. It's kinda like if aliens found some astronauts siphoning air off the alien ship, and tried to deduce something about human society from that. There's just no real way to tell.
  18. You're makin' a great point and I'mma let you finish, but... Basara was actually working in the service of the military, his VF-19 was supplied and maintained by the military, and the upper command of the Mac7 fleet was running interference for him because he WAS a military psyops mission. So they created Sound Force instead, and it worked. I've described him as a force of nature, but... yes. And it's all largely reasonable analysis of the situation, sabotaged by the fact that the story, of course, ignores some of the more realistic consequences that would result from Basara's behavior* in favor of the kinda silly super-robotish take on things the writers were going for. *In both directions. Those speaker pods are INSANELY dangerous from any rational perspective, and he's firing them with reckless abandon at targets he has no desire whatsoever to injure. To say nothing of Speaker Pod Gamma. I, too, am Gamlin.
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