Renato Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 (edited) Check this out. This is an official envelope I received a couple of months ago from Kyoto University, apparently the 20th best ranking university in the world, and second best in Japan (after Tokyo). I took it with my phone, so if it's too small to see, it reads, "GURADUATE SCHOOL OF LETTERS". I gave them a piece of my mind about that one. They still didn't seem to give a crap, though. Edited May 11, 2005 by Renato
Jemstone Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 Ok... Now this.. I'm just going to have to object to. LOL Way to screw up an ad featuring "brack" people.
areaseven Posted May 14, 2005 Author Posted May 14, 2005 He's not that bad... No, really, he's not... Tell that to the publisher of the CD. It's probably a karaoke disc, but it's still inexcusable. "Rayra, got me on my knees, Rayra, beggin' dahring prease, Rayra..."
Pat Payne Posted May 14, 2005 Posted May 14, 2005 He's not that bad... No, really, he's not... Tell that to the publisher of the CD. It's probably a karaoke disc, but it's still inexcusable. "Rayra, got me on my knees, Rayra, beggin' dahring prease, Rayra..." Now I've got images of inebriated sararymen singing that at the top of their lungs...
Renato Posted May 14, 2005 Posted May 14, 2005 That's my all time favourite from Engrish.com. Notice the track listing. "Cocain", anybody?
Murphy Posted May 14, 2005 Posted May 14, 2005 (edited) Actually "Cocain" is a real song from Eric Clapton. Ha Ha Ha Eric Crapton, i love it. Edited May 14, 2005 by Murphy
The Shade Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 Spare part??? I don't even want to know what part that is.
Renato Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 Actually "Cocain" is a real song from Eric Clapton.Ha Ha Ha Eric Crapton, i love it. "Cocaine" is. "Cocain" isn't.
Lynx7725 Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 Err.. the "Spare Parts" are actually referring to internal organs. If they think things like livers and kidneys are "spare parts", I hate to think what they look at other, less essential organs.. like hands and legs.
mechaninac Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 But, but, but...i've got the torches lit and everything...
Flaming Guantlet Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 Does this count as engrish?(yeah I know it aint japanese but why not?)
Renato Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 Does this count as engrish?(yeah I know it aint japanese but why not?) Oh, man. The thumb pose is just the icing on the cake.
Kin Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 (edited) Lol a tiger's main tool: his thumb Is that Swedish btw? Edited May 26, 2005 by Kin
Father Jack Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 That thing is the coolest thing ever. Period. It is my new robot god.
Kin Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 ... I'm sure I'm gonna score alot of babes with that gift.... NOT
Yohsho Posted May 27, 2005 Posted May 27, 2005 Our lord and savior. sweet a jesus god bot. who said technology and religion don't mix.
Pat Payne Posted May 27, 2005 Posted May 27, 2005 (edited) "OK, I'll start off with the dumpling with the ovary and digestive tract of a crab. For the main course, I'll take the deep-fried and looks like squirrel along with the fried cauliflower and spare parts, and an opium danish for desert." "And for your drink, Sir?" "A large Schovit. No, check that, I'll take a grain alcohol and syrup of Ipecac cocktail -- AFTER the meal!" Edited May 27, 2005 by Pat Payne
areaseven Posted May 27, 2005 Author Posted May 27, 2005 "OK, I'll start off with the dumpling with the ovary and digestive tract of a crab. For the main course, I'll take the deep-fried and looks like squirrel along with the fried cauliflower and spare parts, and an opium danish for desert.""And for your drink, Sir?" "A large Schovit. No, check that, I'll take a grain alcohol and syrup of Ipecac cocktail -- AFTER the meal!" "Would you also care for some Kirin WO Salty Cat or Monkey Fizz?"
Hikuro Posted May 27, 2005 Posted May 27, 2005 Seeing the robot jesus smacking you for impure thoughts makes me think of that scene in Nadesico where Akito and Yurika are trying to cast away "worldly pleasures"
Father Jack Posted May 28, 2005 Posted May 28, 2005 "OK, I'll start off with the dumpling with the ovary and digestive tract of a crab. For the main course, I'll take the deep-fried and looks like squirrel along with the fried cauliflower and spare parts, and an opium danish for desert.""And for your drink, Sir?" "A large Schovit. No, check that, I'll take a grain alcohol and syrup of Ipecac cocktail -- AFTER the meal!" "Would you also care for some Kirin WO Salty Cat or Monkey Fizz?" I believe I'll have the monkey fizz good sir.
areaseven Posted June 1, 2005 Author Posted June 1, 2005 Spotted at Tokyo Disneyland, of all places...
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