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Superman Is A Dick


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Now, you see, this is why I like Marvel better. They'd never stoop to such hokey covers. Of course there WAS the David Letterman "Avengers" cover from 1985, but I digress. :p

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My absolute favorite though is the "boner" sequernce in Batman.

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They shoulda sticked with tradition with the new superman movie and showed scenes of the movie depicting Superman as a dick. That would've been awesome!

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And you thought Superman's writers had a hard time coming up with challenges for the near-omnipotent Kryptonian? Imagine writing for THIS series:

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Our Father, Who art in heaven, please put on some pants!

I have to agree with the Superdickery.com website author... this has to be THE best WW2 propaganda cover of all time.

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has anybody read the harlan ellison synapse of superman? Very interesting. He can outfly a bullet... so when he shots a load does it kill the poor girl?

I might scan the 70's article if enough people nag me via pm

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LOL, kanata! You got that from Mallrats, didn't you?

"Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kyrponite condom... and that would kill him."

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LOL, kanata! You got that from Mallrats, didn't you?

"Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kyrponite condom... and that would kill him."

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Also Garth Ennis' comic The Pro has funny take on superhero sex too. :D

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