Isamu Starkiller Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 (edited) After watching MF 17 "Goodbye Sister" I thought it would be fun to list all the various foods seen throughout the Macross series and list the benefits and detriments of listed foods. This actually began in the "Who's gonna die in Macross" thread. Pineapple Salad = internal bleeding/death Pineapple Sauce = temporary recovery / eventual death by impalement and sucked out into space/ confess true feelings Pineapple cake = massive blood loss/ miraculous survival against insurmountable odds Pineappletini (virgin) = squished by Vajra Giant Tuna Head = no libido / faux marriage, almost kiss and almost double suicide Steak = Killed while on duty Pizza = extra life Radioactive fish = Increased Libido Glowing drinks = get kidnapped by Zentradi near Saturn Fizzy drinks = get kidnapped by vampires Irish coffee = get invited to a sixteen-year-old's birthday party Appale Genki = get your blood stolen by Ritsuko Appale Genki missile = Anti Vajra weapon Budweiser = get your head blown up by some kid in a Valk Bitter Valk cookies = Getting stood up multi-colored carrot = death by PPB knife! Unrippened apple = ditching girl to go bird watching "pretend" food = sex with your Superior Super Chilli Chilli Hot Dog = date food with an "almost girlfriend" Plastic display food = free food, three bridge bunnies, and disco fever!! Zentran hippocow soft ice cream = band magically appearing out of nowhere Picnic Sandwiches = getting stood up the whole day without a message Macross shaped wedding cake = an all-out alien attack on your wedding day. Regular Tea = LaSalle "Special Herb" tea = ice breaker White Zinfandel = conjures memories of the past seeing nyan nyan tuna buns = lighten up! eating nyan nyan tuna buns = despair! Daikon and chikuwa soup/stew = makes one friendicidal especially if that friend skips town on you with their "brother" Spicy Miso Jellyfish potstickers= Jellyfish Sashimi w/ Banana sake= Apples=Stowaway on wrong ship Onigiri= You have not arrived at your destination Petite Cola = invites creepy stares from lecherous older men? Edited January 5, 2016 by Isamu Starkiller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedWolf Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 (edited) Giant tuna head = faux marriage, almost kiss and almost double suicide. Hotdog in a bun has several inconsistent effects. All of which not getting to eat it properly due to a female. e.g. 1. Mylene steals Basara's hotdog which he paid for in the Battroid festival. Because she was pissed at mom for not letting her ride one. 2. Basara drops his unfinished hotdog because of a Sivil possesed Akiko trying to seduce him worse she stepped on it. 3. Luca droped his unfinished hotdog in front of Nanase. Bento lunchboxes can come in a wide variety. If you miss persons you decorate your food like them. Ranka, Alto and Sheryl in the case of Nanase. Luca has a Macross Frontier bento. Mikhail doesn't even bring one. Lots of it were given for free by girls. Bento weiner makes a bridge bunny's sexual harassing superior consider her marriage material. Strawberry Pie, Sheryl Nome's favorite. Partially eaten dimsum at Nyan Nyan, all squads are to launch to repel Zentradi battlepods. Tea in Hermes teacups, drink in ware of choice by filthy rich train otaku and maid fetish Zentradi. (See Densha Otoko for reference) Edited August 1, 2008 by RedWolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdf2501 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 I think that Pineapple Cake just has restorative properties in general. Not only did it ensure Ozma's survival, but it also snapped Ranka out of her trauma. In my opinion, they should have tried Pineapple Cake on the Protodevlin victims. That way, they might have recovered even faster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Dex Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Lets not forget that adding Fire Bomber music to Pineapple Cake boosts its effectiveness by 50% or more depending on the song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whispo Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Lets not forget that adding Fire Bomber music to Pineapple Cake boosts its effectiveness by 50% or more depending on the song. my soul for you + pineapple cake = imortality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedWolf Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 my soul for you + pineapple cake = imortality Don't forget "Try Again". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeros Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Try Again + pineapple cake = Inmortality in suicide mission Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruskiiVFaussie Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 lol this is awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Anyone know what's Gilliam last meal before he was turned into a human juice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VF-25 Messiah Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Anyone know what's Gilliam last meal before he was turned into a human juice? A cup of what is presumably coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdf2501 Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 A cup of what is presumably coffee. It was probably pineapple juice. The kind that the bar probably had in plenty of supply in order to make cocktails, but it had no booze in it on the account that he was on duty. Just a guess, of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charger69 Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 (edited) I think we should add Turkish coffee too, I remember the word from Silver Moon, Red Moon “Silver Moon, Red Moon” Performed by: Iijima Mari Music: Haneda Kentarou Lyrics: Asa Akane At a cafe terrace, painted by the vermillion sun, Akane ni somaru cafe terrace Along with the fragrance of Turkish coffee, Turkish Coffee no kaori ni notte The somber tango rhythm fills the air. Tango no rhythm ga monouge ni As lonely as I may be, if I dance Hitori sabishiku step fumeba It will bring a breath of fresh air into my heart. Watashi no kokoro ni kaze ga fuku If you're not coming and you keep me waiting Konomama anata ga konainara I wonder who I'll be dancing with? Konya wa dareka to odorokana “Silver Moon, Red Moon” Silver Moon - Red Moon You are so cold, Shanghai Dandy. Tsumetai anata wa Shanghai Dandy The smoke of Gitanes gets in my eyes. Jitan no kemuri ga me ni shimiru As the night makes the gypsy violin cry Yoru ga nakaseru Gipsy Violin Two glasses and a wine bottle Wine no bottle to glass ga futatsu Belittle my burning passion for you. Moeru omoi mo yarusenaku As lonely as I may be, if I toast Hitori sabishiku kanpai sureba Even a little flame can dance against the wind. Chiisana honou ga kaze ni mau If you're not coming and you keep me waiting Konomama anata ga konaikara I wonder who I'll be drinking with? Konya wa dareka to yooukana “Silver Moon, Red Moon” Silver Moon - Red Moon You are so cold, Shanghai Dandy. Tsumetai anata wa Shanghai Dandy The smoke of Gitanes gets in my eyes. Jitan no kemuri ga me ni shimiru Edited August 3, 2008 by charger69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isamu Starkiller Posted August 3, 2008 Author Share Posted August 3, 2008 (edited) It was probably pineapple juice. The kind that the bar probably had in plenty of supply in order to make cocktails, but it had no booze in it on the account that he was on duty. Just a guess, of course... I'll add that to the list on the first post ^^ EDIT: Made it a virgin Pineappletini Edited August 3, 2008 by Isamu Starkiller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Right now, we still don't know what strawberry pie does. i wonder... And after watching ep17 again... cup of coffee = escape death by cyborg i still go by my earlier theory: Giant Tuna Head = no libido. (12 days, and the best you can do is a mock wedding ceremony??) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedWolf Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Right now, we still don't know what strawberry pie does. i wonder... And after watching ep17 again... cup of coffee = escape death by cyborg i still go by my earlier theory: Giant Tuna Head = no libido. (12 days, and the best you can do is a mock wedding ceremony??) Well lets not forget Spam. Spam goes a long way while being stranded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Well lets not forget Spam. Spam goes a long way while being stranded. Oh yeah, forgot about the Spam (or rations, whatever it is). But then again, when they were eating the Spam, hikaru was still trying to sneak a peek at bathing minmei, minmei was snuggling up to Hikaru while sleeping, and there was definitely some sexual tension there. wasn't until the giant tuna head that things turned bleh for them. hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3v Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 I believe we should also note that Pineapple cake, or at least Pineapple cake baked by Ozma = miraculously regaining the power of speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isamu Starkiller Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 A guy I work with is driving from NY to FL tommorow morning after working a 12 hr day 7PM-7AM. It's his last day (night) with the company and some friends bought him a cake.... I think he'll make it safe and sound! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 A guy I work with is driving from NY to FL tommorow morning after working a 12 hr day 7PM-7AM. It's his last day (night) with the company and some friends bought him a cake.... I think he'll make it safe and sound! Make sure he's listening to Fire Bomber, or the real pineapple curse will come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jet660 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Here's the recipe for pineapple cheesecake. Somebody gotta make one for the next Mac-Con http://food.yahoo.com/recipes/kraft/51982/...pple-cheesecake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruskiiVFaussie Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Nicotine = irrate and over zealous bridge bunny screaming at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whispo Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 (edited) Right now, we still don't know what strawberry pie does. i wonder... We do know what dreaming about strawberry pie does; Getting fold lag (the jet lag thingie when folding) ... anyway back to swabbing ARMD decks (hadn't noticed) Edited August 4, 2008 by whispo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnie Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Eh, I'm not sure the fact that Pineapple was baked into a cake is a sure-Fire (Bomber) recipe to escape death. I'm pretty sure pineapple in all it's forms is still a cursed food and that's really what they were tryng to get at with all the references to it in Goodbye Sister. Ozma simply cheated death in this case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Dex Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Eh, I'm not sure the fact that Pineapple was baked into a cake is a sure-Fire (Bomber) recipe to escape death. I'm pretty sure pineapple in all it's forms is still a cursed food and that's really what they were tryng to get at with all the references to it in Goodbye Sister. Ozma simply cheated death in this case. No, pineapples alone have never been detrimental, just pineapple salad. The pineapple cake does seem to be quite healthy as it got Ranka to speak again, and Ozma was practically saved by looking forward to it. Fire Bomber of course enhanced its effects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnie Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Ehh...you're still going to have a very hard time getting me to eat pineapple anything before I go out and fly. I'd also be worried about the fact that I wear green, but fortunately for me, so does everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfx Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 This thread is full of win. Keep it goin guys. How bout Fish-on-a-stick in Macross Zero? (i vaguely recall there was one Shin was eating) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Dex Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 This thread is full of win. Keep it goin guys. How bout Fish-on-a-stick in Macross Zero? (i vaguely recall there was one Shin was eating) You'll end up interested in a women more your age who sings naked in ponds while her 12 year old sister will be more interested in you, causing an awkward situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3v Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 You'll end up interested in a women more your age who sings naked in ponds while her 12 year old sister will be more interested in you, causing an awkward situation. I could live with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Dex Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Oh yeah me too, I was just saying what it does. I actually don't like fish but if this effect is guaranteed, well it wouldn't kill me after one time (unless Pineapple Salad or Steak is slipped in). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 here's one: Plastic display food = free food, three bridge bunnies, and disco fever!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfx Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 just found this. Appale Genki missile. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 just found this. Appale Genki missile. XD hehe. so what does Appale Genki do (other than tricking people into givng blood, of course)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfx Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 hehe. so what does Appale Genki do (other than tricking people into givng blood, of course)? Blowing up Vajra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Blowing up Vajra. Haha! you're right! so it wasn't Ranka's singing that did the trick after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isamu Starkiller Posted August 5, 2008 Author Share Posted August 5, 2008 Updated! I haven't seen M7 so I rely on those of you who have to add M7 food references. Gotta go watch M0 again. Those villagers must've eaten ALOT of pineapple salad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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