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So the reason Kim took so long to return to the show is because of a plastic surgery gone wrong... no amount of makeup could hide that scar on her chin, LOL.

Tony will turn Robocop off before making the ultimate sacrifice.

It is comforting to know all it takes is an altered key card to access a high security government facility without the need for forged thumb and retica scans. Pffft. James Cameron wrote a better, more realistic scenario with True Lies over a decade ago than these 'hot' TV writers they grabbed for this season. Hell, even the first Charlie's Angels movies had more realism with the security bypass sequence.

Imagine if Lynch was given the option to make it a trilogy instead.

Of course, how can you take B-actors over Patrick Stewart and Sting??? And the mini-series was so chock-full of CG, it hurt my eyes. Sorry, but I'm a traditionalist and I'd rather have classic special effects, miniatures, rotoscoping, animated light, matte paintings, etc. than CG. I can't stand that stuff, even in modern anime. So in the "alternate" ending - is it different from the rain ending? 362970[/snapback] Not really... it's an extended cut made for TV, not really an 'alternative' version. A lot of narratives were inserted, often without any live action footage to go with them so you have a camera moving thru or zooming in/out of illustrations. A lot of times, lines are repeated again for emphasis... this Alan Smithee cut is definitely a poor rendition of the original theatrical cut. The movie's production value didn't really stand up to the test of time as far as some of the compositing FX and how some of the costumes were slapped together, but luckily the acting did for the most part.

I missed last night's episode, can someone post a summary please?

Post the box cover art of the DVD will help me find the one you're talking about...

Well looks like Jack's new one liner will be "paper or plastic"? He might need the help of an imprisoned British spy next week...

Killing Michelle off was a huge mistake, she's the closest thing the show has to a regular eye candy, naked Mandy being the occassiona icing on the cake.

Jack Bauer in Die Harder. Come on, Ontario Airport? Why not LAX?

Well, he isn't wearing any clothes, so he is actually dickless with a lump there instead... If I were running that company, his cock would hang to his mid thigh, and would light up... Just like mine (I actually have this flashlight trick for parties where I light up my scrotum and touch it against people). 360351[/snapback] No way ...take a closer look , it appears he has an Inner cock like a dog...so when he gets in heat his pink friend slides out ...i think thats very beast like..bravo Maybe it comes out when mystique shows herself 360434[/snapback] LMAO... I'm hurting from laughing!

All this hate should be directed to Konami, who would give out the franchise's film rights to such an infamous 'filmmaker' (using the term veeeeery loosely).

"From what I see, you ain't leading nothin' but Jack and poo, and Jack left town!" 357969[/snapback] Dang, that was my favorite quote, and I forgot about it! "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with… molecular… structures… " - AoD "The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh. -Why the hell would we want to do that?" - ED2 357973[/snapback] Gimme some sugar, baby.

There you go boys n girls, Limited Edition Suikoden iPod Nano, with customized earbuds: http://www.konamistyle.jp/sp/genso_ipod/index.html

Seriously debating whether I should re-subscribe to cable again or just wait for the DVD to come out...

Gay jokes are so 1990s. The Episode III trailer l33t edition is still funnier.

When did Scorpion gain the ability to slide?!

That's because Tomino was pretty much absent during the first half of ZZ because he was busy with the Char's Counterattack film production. It wasn't until he came back onboard for the last half of ZZ did the tone became more serious again.

I would kill for a decent True Lies DVD release. 353063[/snapback] Or a good sequel, too.

Funny stuff http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=lr_HR-iIlYg

Unlimited... POWAH!!! Funniest thing I've seen in a while, so simple yet so effective.

You've opend Pandora's Box and wish to close it now? A little too late now.

I know Blizzard is doing a rebate promotion for existing players to give out gift copies this month. Is WoW being sold for $19.99 at all retail locations as well?

As long as the plot does not devolve into the realm of fantasy with some lame attempt at linking the hero's destiny to some made-up mythology it should be OK...

Wow, I can't believe I was glad to see Chloe when she showed up on screen, LOL. Looks like the gunfight from Day 4 made her extra tough and more likeable than she deserved to be.