Well, if you insist...
The Macross Saga
Rick Hunter - Peter North
Lisa Hayes - Tera Patrick
Lynn Minmay - Jun Kusanagi
Roy Fokker - Rocco Siffredi
Captain Gloval - Ron Jeremy
Claudia - Midori
Miriya - Aria Giovanni
Azonia - Jewel De Nyle
Kim - Sylvia Saint
Sammy - Violet Blue
Vanessa - Raylene
The Robotech Masters
Dana Sterling - Jenna Jameson
Bowie Grant - Sean Michaels
Marie Crystal - Asia Carrera
Nova Satori - Lexus Locklear
Musica - Jasmin St. Claire
The New Generation
Rook Bartley - Briana Banks
Annie LaBelle - Nikki Dial
Marlene - Nici Sterling
Sera - Jill Kelly
Robotech II: The Sentinels
Karen Penn - Devon
Janice Em - Stephanie Swift
Invid Regis - Marilyn Chambers
Special thanks to Noriko Takaya for the Sentinels suggestions.
Oh, c'mon, A7, you're not even trying. Peter North as Rick? Dude, that's all sorts of wrong. But it would be funny to see Ron Jeremy as Gloval.