crescens Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 well being too serious isn't too good actually so i've decided to make a topic where we can post some jokes/puns about Macross @_@ if it's a bad idea, im sorry and pls remove topic i'll go first... What you'll get when you cross Klan and Ranka? Klanka~! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie addict Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 haha, good idea... errr...I got one, Macross relationships -vs- Real Life relationship RL: Bro's before crazy Ho's Macross Plus: two best buds shooting at each others with kickass valks for a screwed up ugly disfunctional bitch (Popeye syndrome) RL: Current GF catches you hugging for whatever reason with your previews lover: she goes psycho and unstable, kicks the bitch out, breaks all your possessions, blows up your car and possibly kills any pet you may have DYRL: Misa turns her head down and tell Hikaru, you can have her RL: Girl gets rejected and then gets bitchslap: she calls the cops on you and you spend night in jail...unless you're a pimp DYRL: Minmei gets her heart broken rejected by Hikaru and then gets bitchslap, it's ok, I'll sing Misa's song RL: You get into a knife fight in a park with a girl, one of you dies SDFM: after Max beats Milia they decide to get married RL: I've only met you two times, let's get married...get away from me you freak SDFM: I don't know what that is but let's do it RL: Two girls fighting for one man, they both would hate each other and would not hesitate to get rid of the other bitch if she's on a downward spiral Frontier: for some bizarre reason, Ranka and Sheryl want Alto but they are best friends and keep helping each other at everything and end up happily being Alto's wings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crescens Posted November 16, 2008 Author Share Posted November 16, 2008 hahahaha~! seriously made me laugh 1st, 3rd and 6th are sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruskiiVFaussie Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 haha, good idea... errr...I got one, Macross relationships -vs- Real Life relationship RL: Bro's before crazy Ho's Macross Plus: two best buds shooting at each others with kickass valks for a screwed up ugly disfunctional bitch (Popeye syndrome) RL: Current GF catches you hugging for whatever reason with your previews lover: she goes psycho and unstable, kicks the bitch out, breaks all your possessions, blows up your car and possibly kills any pet you may have DYRL: Misa turns her head down and tell Hikaru, you can have her RL: Girl gets rejected and then gets bitchslap: she calls the cops on you and you spend night in jail...unless you're a pimp DYRL: Minmei gets her heart broken rejected by Hikaru and then gets bitchslap, it's ok, I'll sing Misa's song RL: You get into a knife fight in a park with a girl, one of you dies SDFM: after Max beats Milia they decide to get married RL: I've only met you two times, let's get married...get away from me you freak SDFM: I don't know what that is but let's do it RL: Two girls fighting for one man, they both would hate each other and would not hesitate to get rid of the other bitch if she's on a downward spiral Frontier: for some bizarre reason, Ranka and Sheryl want Alto but they are best friends and keep helping each other at everything and end up happily being Alto's wings Bravo!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 haha, good idea... errr...I got one, Macross relationships -vs- Real Life relationship RL: Bro's before crazy Ho's Macross Plus: two best buds shooting at each others with kickass valks for a screwed up ugly disfunctional bitch (Popeye syndrome) RL: Current GF catches you hugging for whatever reason with your previews lover: she goes psycho and unstable, kicks the bitch out, breaks all your possessions, blows up your car and possibly kills any pet you may have DYRL: Misa turns her head down and tell Hikaru, you can have her RL: Girl gets rejected and then gets bitchslap: she calls the cops on you and you spend night in jail...unless you're a pimp DYRL: Minmei gets her heart broken rejected by Hikaru and then gets bitchslap, it's ok, I'll sing Misa's song RL: You get into a knife fight in a park with a girl, one of you dies SDFM: after Max beats Milia they decide to get married RL: I've only met you two times, let's get married...get away from me you freak SDFM: I don't know what that is but let's do it RL: Two girls fighting for one man, they both would hate each other and would not hesitate to get rid of the other bitch if she's on a downward spiral Frontier: for some bizarre reason, Ranka and Sheryl want Alto but they are best friends and keep helping each other at everything and end up happily being Alto's wings brilliant! the RL for the minmay slap is my favorite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) Ok, here's an idea. somewhat related to Valkyrie addict's real life thing. i was pretty sure it's been done before, but i searched this forum, and googled, but couldn't find any. (the one for Evangelion was hilarious). You know you've been watching too much Macross when... - you have a tendency to bitchslap girls who just declared their love for you (and as valk addict pointed out, this is gonna get you some jailtime) - when you're in a room full of people that you don't really like, you rotate your eyeballs to focus on each and every one of them rapidly - Last july 17, 1999, you kept looking up at the sky to see something - you try squeezing your cell phone and wonder why it doesn't turn off on its own - you ordered a personalized license plate for your car: SDF-1 - you'd rather own the skull 1 themed bicycle than a car - you have weird dreams where you recall the past few months of your life, with very weird differences - you sing to bugs. with all your heart. and from your diapraghm. - "aimo" is still in your head. and it's driving you insane. - even worse, "aimo" is still in your head, and it's making you horny. - every chance you get, you try to get yourself lost and trapped with this girl you have a crush on. in a basement. in a deadend. anywhere will do. - you see a mountain, and you suddenly have an urge to play the guitar and sing - when shocked, you suddenly blurt out "de culcha!" - when on a date, you keep looking for a place that will allow you to wear several costumes... - you get stuck in an elevator with a girl you like, and the first thing you say to her is... "well we could have a pretend wedding..." - - Edited November 26, 2008 by dreamweaver13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gubaba Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Ok, here's an idea. somewhat related to Valkyrie addict's real life thing. i was pretty sure it's been done before, but i searched this forum, and googled, but couldn't find any. (the one for Evangelion was hilarious). You know you've been watching too much Macross when... - you have a tendency to bitchslap girls who just declared their love for you (and as valk addict pointed out, this is gonna get you some jailtime) - when you're in a room full of people that you don't really like, you rotate your eyeballs to focus on each and every one of them rapidly - Last july 17, 1999, you kept looking up at the sky to see something - you try squeezing your cell phone and wonder why it doesn't turn off on its own - you ordered a personalized license plate for your car: SDF-1 - you'd rather own the skull 1 themed bicycle than a car - you have weird dreams where you recall the past few months of your life, with very weird differences - you sing to bugs. with all your heart. and from your diapraghm. - "aimo" is still in your head. and it's driving you insane. - even worse, "aimo" is still in your head, and it's making you horny. - every chance you get, you try to get yourself lost and trapped with this girl you have a crush on. in a basement. in a deadend. anywhere will do. - you see a mountain, and you suddenly have an urge to play the guitar and sing - when shocked, you suddenly blurt out "de culcha!" - when on a date, you keep looking for a place that will allow you to wear several costumes... - you get stuck in an elevator with a girl you like, and the first thing you say to her is... "well we could have a pretend wedding..." - - Good job, but you forgot the most important ones: - While dining, you realize that your sandwich can be assembled into a vaguely Gerwalk-like form. This makes you so excited that you stand up and knock over your coffee. - Bonus points if you then dazedly utter "Deculture..." - You know where the above two references come from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) Good job, but you forgot the most important ones: - While dining, you realize that your sandwich can be assembled into a vaguely Gerwalk-like form. This makes you so excited that you stand up and knock over your coffee. - Bonus points if you then dazedly utter "Deculture..." - You know where the above two references come from. damn, i can't remember where this is from. to my shame, please enlighten me. i guess i haven't been watching too much macross. but you have! after all, you're in week 7 8 already. Edited November 26, 2008 by dreamweaver13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB0 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) damn, i can't remember where this is from. to my shame, please enlighten me. i guess i haven't been watching too much macross. but you have! after all, you're in week 7 8 already. Macross Zero ad of pure awesome. RL: Two girls fighting for one man, they both would hate each other and would not hesitate to get rid of the other bitch if she's on a downward spiral Frontier: for some bizarre reason, Ranka and Sheryl want Alto but they are best friends and keep helping each other at everything and end up happily being Alto's wings Don't forget Minmay and Misa. Misa sees Minmay shacking up with her boyfriend, after he ditches her on his day off to hang out with Minmay One city-destroying battle later, she invites Minmay along on her colony mission. Edited November 26, 2008 by JB0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) Macross Zero ad of pure awesome. oh man, haven't seen this. anyone have a link? Don't forget Minmay and Misa. Misa sees Minmay shacking up with her boyfriend, after he ditches her on his day off to hang out with Minmay One city-destroying battle later, she invites Minmay along on her colony mission. come to think of it... Minmay's "Maybe when i can find my song, i can join you on your new ship" = Ranka's "i'll never give up, in song, and in love"" so..... Misa's "of course" = Sheryl's "i accept your challenge" Edited November 26, 2008 by dreamweaver13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gubaba Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 oh man, haven't seen this. anyone have a link? PM'd you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignacio Ocamica Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 - you see a mountain, and you suddenly have an urge to play the guitar and sing Made me spill the coffe over the keyboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VFTF1 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Continuing on the Real Life vs Macross theme - but with a twist: Real Life: The girl you love turns out to be in a sexual relationship with her cousin. SDF Macross: ....oh sh#t! Real Life: The sweet and harmless girl you love actually turns out to be a Queen Bitch. Macross Frontier: ....oh sh#t!!! Real Life: The Enemy you hated with all your guts turns out to be just as human and victimized as you. SDF Macross: ...oh sh#t!!!!! Real Life: Your sister has a quarrel with her boyfriend and then kills him during a sniping engagement Wait. I guess it can only go so far Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiyao Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Q: Why does Ozuma always get served before Alto at the Nyan-Nyan restaurant? A: Because he can pull ranka. If you're British, this might mean something else to you ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie addict Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 haha!! you've been watching too much Macross: - You get a terrible sense of doom on yourself when you're ready to eat a big fat juicy steak and someone calls you for an emergency - You will never ever live or visit Montreal, just in case... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crescens Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) - when shocked, you suddenly blurt out "de culcha!" that's so real anyways, i bow dreamweaver, its so damn entertaining ps. didnt knew this topic is still alive o.O Edited November 26, 2008 by crescens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF-26AAC Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 You know you've been watching too much macross when-- you are frustrated immensely when a jet-based transformer can't be put into 'gerwalk mode'. you consider making your own UN SPACY military PT uniforms... you consider making yourself a R. FOCKER PT uniform... Whenever you start your car, you pretend to ask air traffic control for permission to takeoff before you start driving. You know you've been watching too much Macross7 when "LISTEN TO MY SONG!!" has any meaning to you. You begin to actually *like* fire bomber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Whenever you start your car, you pretend to ask air traffic control for permission to takeoff before you start driving. and also, when you do drive out of the garage, you salute and say "sankyu". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Hmm, let me try it Ten Top sign you need to quit UN Spacy 10. UN Spacy decided to use GHOST as their main fighter 9. Your bunker mate is a micronized zentran in anger-medication. 8. You assigned to a valk with Cannon Fodder coloring, and your superior refused your request to repaint it. 9. You want to eat steak before going into a mission. 7. You started to talk about your superior love live during a patrol. 6. The ship you are currently assigned are ordered to make a sneak attack to enemy homeworld and your name is not MAX. 5. Your assigned to a cats-eye mission with Kakizaki level escort. 4. You found and keep a mysterious green hairless creature. 3. You don't have any friend that can sing during war time. 2. You defeated a Meltran ace by accident and your name is not MAX (meaning she'll go back to you and kill you in a knife fight). 1. Out of nowhere, you got Pineapple salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theplasticwerks Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 You know you've been watching too much macross when-- you are frustrated immensely when a jet-based transformer can't be put into 'gerwalk mode'. Hell, I try to put any Transformer into GERWALK mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 You know you've been watching too much macross when-- - You want your wife to dress in a military uniform and start singing "you're boyfriend is a pilot" while you're playing with your Yamato 1/60 VF-1S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mog Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Another sign you've been watching too much Macross? --You use Isamu-style hand gestures to figure out how to pose your fighter toys. --If you have to get into a brown-and-white car, tram, plane, or train, you curl up into a fetal position. --You hear the phrase "chunky-monkey," and you don't automatically think of ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Add more....sign you've been watching too much Macross - During dinner with a big red lobster being served, you claimed the lobster is reinforced with ECA and you pull a PPB reinforced butcher knife, and you successfully cut open the red lobster. - When you driving your custom red painted car and got caught speeding by the police, the first reason you said is "red is always 3x faster", and if the police insisted in bringing you in, you sing "Try Again". - You mark every restaurant which serve Pineapple Salad - You joined the Air Force hoping to fly a valk and dating your superior officer. - You mentally identified HG Gunpla as Robotech - You speak Zentraedi fluently - You claimed that a true driver is never affraid of a couple of booze and got yourself arrested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Add more....sign you've been watching too much Macross - You claimed that a true driver is never affraid of a couple of booze and got yourself arrested. that one was full of win. more signs: - you try to get your parked car to pick you up by using the "slave-mode" hand signals. - someone screams "ghost!", and you (yes, only you) look up at the sky in fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crescens Posted December 2, 2008 Author Share Posted December 2, 2008 (edited) one sign from me... you've been listning/watching Flashback 2012 before going to bed too much when... *you wake up in the morning in your room and you ask yourself... WTH... i've just boarded Megaroad-1* yea... it was a dream... ( urk~! ) Edited December 2, 2008 by crescens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 one sign from me... you've been listning/watching Flashback 2012 before going to bed too much when... *you wake up in the morning in your room and you ask yourself... WTH... i've just boarded Megaroad-1* yea... it was a dream... ( urk~! ) haha. cool dream. if ever your dream gets continued, do tell what happens to Megaroad 1. hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crescens Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 (edited) haha. cool dream. if ever your dream gets continued, do tell what happens to Megaroad 1. hehe. lol this is actually what i miss... Hikaru, Misa and Minmay's story... Flashback always gives the taste so you can think what was next... but yea, if i get the whole idea what happened to MR-1 i'll just call Kawamori and say it straight... Me : sup, we continue that story... Kawamori : wtf are you saying ( ee, nan to iu ? ) ? Me : no, no but's... i had a dream ... ( explains the plot etc. ) Kawamori : wow, this sounds great actually ok we'll go with that Me : my account number is... xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxxx Poland you know what to do what? i need $ for more 1/48's Edited December 3, 2008 by crescens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie addict Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 lol this is actually what i miss... Hikaru, Misa and Minmay's story... Flashback always gives the tase so you can think what was next... but yea, if i get the whole idea what happened to MR-1 i'll just call Kawamori and say it straight... Me : sup, we continue that story... Kawamori : wtf are you saying ( ee, nan to iu ? ) ? Me : no, no but's... i had a dream ... ( explains the plot etc. ) Kawamori : wow, this sounds great actually ok we'll go with that Me : my account number is... xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxxx Poland you know what to do what? i need $ for more 1/48's you've watched way too much macross if this makes any sense to you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crescens Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 (edited) you've watched way too much macross if this makes any sense to you... hey it's 1am here i got a meeting with a client tomorrow ( i should kill him for changing his vision too much ) of course i can't sleep so, that conversation with Kawamori was pure freestyle ps. this post dosen't make sense >_< Edited December 3, 2008 by crescens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 hey it's 1am here i got a meeting with a client tomorrow ( i should kill him for changing his vision too much ) of course i can't sleep so, that conversation with Kawamori was pure freestyle ps. this post dosen't make sense >_< deculture.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crescens Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 deculture.... u mean yack deculture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 u mean yack deculture by then, i was too dizzy to be sure what i meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamweaver13 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 (edited) To put it a bit differently... LATE SHOW TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU’RE A MACROSS NUT. Number 10... You think a mini-jet is the perfect prize for the winner of a beauty pageant. Number 9... When you're thirsty, you keep shouting "COLA!" Number 8... You're never happy with your lovelife unless there's a third party involved. Number 7... You're deeply and clinically terrified of pineapple salad. Number 6... You marry the first person who tries to kill you with a knife. Number 5... On June 27, 2008, your neighbors called the cops complaining about the kid next door who kept shouting WTF! WTF! like a crazy person. Number 4... On June 27, 2008, you had an aneurysm. Number 3. You think that you don't really need weapons to protect yourself, as long as you can sing really REALLY loud. Number 2... You hate this show because of a certain background music we sometimes use in our gag-segments *Paul Schaffer and the orchestra start to play Stagefright BG*. David: Yeah, you like that one, don't ya? Heehee. Paul: Hey. It's not bad. And apparently, it has lyrics. *continues playing the music on his keyboards* "Stagefright, go away, this is my big day. This is my time to be a star..." David: That's the lyrics of the song? Seriously? Paul: Yeah, seriously. That's what it says here. David: Yeah, I think we’ll stick with the instrumental next time, Paul. *flips the index card into the new york skyline - CRASH* AND the number one sign that you're a Macross Nut... You moved to Iwo Jima! Edited December 4, 2008 by dreamweaver13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crescens Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 (edited) To put it a bit differently... LATE SHOW TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU’RE A MACROSS NUT. AND the number one sign that you're a Macross Nut... You moved to Iwo Jima! you missed one You're getting ready to throw a big party cause 7 February 2009 is the day ps. "Cola~! Cola~!" *devastated* Edited December 4, 2008 by crescens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcroRay Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Adding: Your six year old daughter sings Minmei, Sheryl and Ranka songs to herself while she plays and does her chores. (Mine actually does this - and does it pretty well, too.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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