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  1. Agent ONE
    Never did much for me. I think DH is a funny guy though. I comend him for being the most pathetically cheesy guy and turning into a sex symbol... At least in Europe.
  2. Agent ONE
    Its a good thing, considering the car is plastic. Vette wrecks are nuts, when they do crash the body of the car just disinigrates.
  3. Agent ONE
    For 99 bucks, I would say yes. Yeah I think I am going to do it. Nintendo never makes anything suck that has the name Zelda on it. They are protective of that brand.
  4. Agent ONE
    WOW!! Do you guys think it would be worth it to get a game cube just for this?
  5. Agent ONE
    Did you catch last week's 60 minutes? Some dead cops family wants to sue the makers of GTA games because a psycho kid went on a rampage at the police station. Next thing you know, they're gonna sue Ah-nold and Cameron because that's the real inspiration for a police station rampage. heh... Censorship is for the weak.
  6. Agent ONE
    HAHA SA is the best game ever!
  7. Agent ONE
    Sounds kick ass!
  8. Agent ONE
    Jesus, what a stupid poster. If I bothered to draw something like that I would have at least made them say something cool.
  9. Agent ONE
    Ah... I see you are trying to tell me you are attracted to me. Most men that try to call me homosexual are just trying to get a little Agent ONE... Sorry to tell you, but I am exclusively for women, sometimes more than one at a time. Don't feel bad though. Its hard to find any human being that isn't attracted to me, so it doesn't necessarily make you gay. You just have an appreciation for perfection.
  10. Agent ONE
    You just want to touch em too! I understand. I always thought you'd fit right in with the girls that beg to touch my balls.
  11. Agent ONE
    Ah... You are just looking for an invitation to touch em!!! I know this trick. Chicks are always trying to find some logical excuse to touch my balls also.
  12. Agent ONE
    Don't make yourself look like an ass by using words you don't understand; I'm pretty sure you weren't implying Panzer is of Indo-Iranian descent. Edumacate yo'self: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=aryan Yes, I'm an ass. I was imlying that Panzer was a Nazi Poster-boy. HAHA.. You said "aryan." Thats funny. Actually if anyone would be a Hitler's master race poster boy, it would be me... I mean come on, 6ft, 210 lbs or awesome muscle, perfect blond hair, blue eyes. Unfortunately I don't really agree with Hitler's ideas about the master race because I really like to nail hot foreign chicks.
  13. Agent ONE
    This should be in "feedback"
  14. Agent ONE
    You might want to have them checked. Sounds like a "torsion." H No, its actually a symptom of "awsomeness"
  15. Agent ONE
    Wow, since the last one was SO good, I am sure this one will be a smashing success. I wonder where on the scale of suck it will be. Actually they have toped out when it comes to lameness, if only they would put the crew in pink panties and nipple clamps... Then it would be as stuupid as Macross7.
  16. Agent ONE
    Your head looks like a tomato. And my balls look like a pair of em.
  17. Agent ONE
    That made my day.
  18. Agent ONE
    My sexual energy has a strange effect on many things. When I walk by, women have their bras spontaneously pop open and they feel hot all over. I am sure I am just having some kind of effect on your browser.
  19. Agent ONE
    YES!!!!!!!!!!!
  20. Agent ONE
    As far as location goes, I would do him in, in the town of Golgotha, on the hill where Jesus was crucified. I feel that this would be the end to Christianity and the begining of the rebirth of Cimerians, the worshipers of CROM.
  21. Agent ONE
    I'd fight Godmeida. I'd like to think all of my violent moves are somehow biblical. I'd want him to have some kind of nial like the kind Jesus was crucified with to try to kill me, but I would be wearing a viking helmet so that I could gore him with one of the horns... I would also be naked so you could all enjoy my beautiful body.
  22. Agent ONE
    No.
  23. Agent ONE
    Since you mentioned Anime, I'll tell you where I watch my anime... Everyone I know hates anime and thinks is for gays, this is probably due to the fact that in the US we have anime that caters to worthless weak children and fosters pussy attitudes.. Anime like Pokemon and Sailor Moon (just so you all know M7 fits right in here). Anyway because everyone I know hates anime so much I am forced to watch most of it alone, so I watch it on my cell phone. I download the file, then re-encode it with subs and move it over to my cell. Theres some optimum viewing for ya.
  24. Agent ONE
    When I watch anything, I watch it on whatever i have in front of me. Its not like I sit in a room full of audiovisual equipment and think what that particular DVD would be formated best on.
  25. Agent ONE
    Where is the "whatever you have" option.
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