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    What the crap! Definitely done by someone that doesn't understand the blue bomber.
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    For a while, it was one of the more famous examples of "great games Japan isn't releasing in America". The only big flaw I see with it is that you can't change the AI for the two sidekick turrets without a game over/continue. That sounded like Arrow Flash until you said "towards the end". That and Arrow Flash isn't exactly spectacular. It was good for early in the system's life when it came out, but against the entire library it's just average. ... You're probably thinking of Ranger X. But speaking of Genesis games with robots... I can't believe I forgot to mention MUSHA earlier.
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    Gaiares is a pretty interesting game, and definitely deserves a look. Actually, the Genesis has several noteworthy shooters that simply don't get the respect they deserve. Gaiares, Gleylancer, the Thunder Force series... You can't throw a stone without hitting a shooter, and that quantity means there's a good few gems in there just waiting to be overlooked. R-Type has style, but Irem's level design gets just hateful in the later stages. I've got a long-running love/hate relationship with that series. The entire Gradius series is a big unfun dumpster fire. Sorry, Konami, you've stayed married to a terrible powerup system and refused to fix your broken game. Even had the audacity to shoehorn it into Salamander and ruin a perfectly good game that didn't do anything to anyone. </controversial_opinion> Zanac on the NES, and the PS1 sequel Zanac Neo are both an interesting take on the genre. Enemy spawns and behavior are dependent on what weapons you're carrying and how well you're playing. There's something immensely satisfying when you're doing well and the game is throwing everything it can at you. It is almost like you can hear the computer shouting "Bullcrap, that shot hit, you cheating bastage!", and it is so nice to have the shoe on the other foot. Compile, you guys had class. But let's rock it EVEN older and get some Defender action going. That's a fun game, though the original arcade controls can be an obstacle. Especially now that everyone is used to playing the genre with an 8-way joystick. There's a lot of instincts that just don't work on a Defender cab. Fortunately, most home ports adapted the controls to something more normal. But my nostalgia goes to Parsec, on the 99/4a computer. Yeah, that's right. I'm gonna get WEIRD up in this joint. There's also some Robotech game on the TurboGrafX called Muhcrawss 2036. It's pretty cool.
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    When people start talking about Kingdom Hearts, I can never tell if I missed something amazing or dodged a bullet by not getting into that series.
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    Darius 1 is also kinda klunky. Limited shots on-screen, combined with VERY long screen, makes every missed shot very punishing. Taito got better, obviously.
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    Super Nintendo game is a sequel, as I understand things. It was a much diffrent game than the original arcade game, for the better. The original arcade is a stiff and boring game once you get past the initial "omg three screens!" aspect.
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    Of all the games to get another sequel... I love the title progression(Ninja Warriors, Ninja Warriors Again, Ninja Warriors Once Again), but really... it just isn't all that notable aside from being stuffed in a giant 3-screen Darius cab originally.
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    Having never actually finished Delta, and having bailed right around the point Mikumo's back story started to come out... I'm starting to think that Star Singer is a synonym for "emulator", which makes Mikumo basically an Ishtar bootleg. So... Macross 2 did it better?
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    Yeah, they seemed to draw every scene those two were in with an eye towards reminding people they were lesbians. Just in case we managed to forget in the last ten minutes.
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    Difference between the men and the boys... Actually, having been doing a little side project recently, I've come to find the trailer more important than I used to. I was comparing Prime toys from three different characters(OG, Powermaster, and Cybertron), and realized that aside from "red truck" and "radiator for abs", they also all shared "trailer turns into a battle station."
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    I'm reasonably sure that's not true, if only because I've seen monster truck commercials with a transforming truck, and it was a lot more than two feet tall. But that is a pretty darn big Prime.
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    That's the VD-1 Ajax. (Variable Detergent, obviously)
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    To be clear, I was making fun. Go figure that's an accepted spelling.
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    Wait, Hayate and Mirage got good at some point? ... Wait, Mirage is actually DOING something? CLEARLY things changed wildly after I dropped Delta.
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    Gasp! The Gelgoog and the AJAX share a head! Gundam ripped off Southern Cross!
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    I've heard of that one! I think it is some sort of pirate bootleg dub?
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    "The single best-selling character in the history of the Chogokin series " Well, that explains the availability and aftermarket pricing issues. Turns out he's a mighty robot loved by good, feared by evil, and coveted by toy collectors.
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    As long as you don't tell me WHAT context, because I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.
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    We're calling them missile hoses.
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    Honestly, I'm surprised the refund happened. A Kickstarter story with a happy ending is rare.
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    The SDF-3 is their Megaroad-1, after all. People hate to accept that a story has come to an actual conclusion.
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    Here's what I don't understand. Why, in the infinite multitude of things to rip off, would you choose something as distinctive(and weird) as giant blue star-hopping space tardigrades? You simply can't argue independent evolution with that.
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    Like XPanders, but with more play potential.
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    Either they are buying it to laugh at the awful, or no one's buying and they keep making them as part of some sort of tax scam or money-laundering scheme. I don't see any other options.
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    This is the limited-edition movie colors.
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