Hey, what about the Star Wars Kid?
BEST. LIGHTSABER DUEL. EVER.
The awsome moves he was using against the dreaded Darth Curtain makes Luke look like a toddler waving around a spork.
Not really, at least not in this case. The image could've been lifted from some other artwork and then adapted for wallscrolls.
I'd still like a real answer to my original question, though.
VLC gave me a headache when I tried to use it. It was always reseting the audio/subtitles back to the default settings if I did anything like stop, pause, or switch between fullscreen/windowed mode.
"You have a surprise kiss! Your partner is always pleasantly pleased to have you jump outta no where to dote them with a fun peck on the cheek or more passionate embrace. super markets and work places are your favorite places to attack your loved one with all your love =p"
Believe it or not that wizard kid is a real person. Shortly after that episode of Conan first aired, operators of a website (don't remember which one) found his phone number and pretended to also be wizards while talking to him about some club he's in.