Here ya go, A1.
I can do it, yes I can read! The words make sense to me!
Don't say I never did anything for you.
I didn't say I didn't know how to read... I just said pleasure reading puts me to sleep. I have no problem reading marketing textbooks. THEY are actually interesting. But reading a story... Forget it.
I started to read The Bourne Ultimatum when I was in Warsaw (after my interogation... I had a little trouble at the airport) and I got 100 pages into it, since the military was watching me I couldn't do much else. But since I got back to SF I haven't opened it.