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Agent ONE

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  1. All this stuff is a matter of opinion anyway, and I think some guys here (not you) are taking my comments way too seriously. I see the M3 as elegant, respectable, and clean. I see the Skyline as gawdy and cheap looking.
  2. Dude, for the most part it's white people who drive these things, my comments had nothing to do with race... The kind of people I am talking about is 4ft tall posers (and I say they are short usually because of some kind of Napoleon conplex) that want to pretend they drive a Ferrari, but really drive an economy car, which is slow, that has some ill-fitting fiberglass crap glued on.
  3. No kidding... Its so NOT a sleeper. An M3... THAT is a sleeper. No spoiler (unless you are dickless and have one screwed on) No fins or worthless air ducting. Just kickass, in an elegant body.
  4. Looks like its going to be as stipid as Hellboy.
  5. They may not screw around, but they still do a sh!tty job. Everything on a Ferrari, Lambo, Aston, Porsche or any other exotic has a purpose too... They, on the other hand, don't look like riced out economy cars.
  6. Too bad nobody but a few wannabe racer 4 foot tall angry teenagers would even know its worth more than 5k.
  7. I answered "yes" but its conditional. IF some new animation could be added at the begining just to explain things and we could get a little more concise, like speed things up, in the middle.
  8. Nah.. In war, life is cheap.
  9. WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't see that! That is unreal. I don't care whats under the hood, that thing is SO not woth it. I wouldn't take that thing for 10 grand. It actually looks like a 10 grand car... like I said, 85 Honda with a bad bodykit.
  10. Thank you, that was EXACTLY what I was trying to say.
  11. Certainly NOT the highlight of his career.
  12. Wow, you guys sure have different taste than I do. That Skyline looks like some riced out economy car. Lame ass. I make fun of the 4 foot tall posers that drive rice cars like that. ironically the Skyline actually is fast. it makes no sense. Its like they went through extra effort to make it look like an 85 honda with "racing" plastic.
  13. Hellboy sucks: Stupid characters: 1. Hellboy - Totally lame Terminator wannabe, tried for an "Hasta La Vista.. Baby" type line before during and after EVERY combat scene. He was beyond 'over the top' and into the stupid zone with trying to be tough... I loved how he was flying through the air at 100mph geting blown up, hit with acid and all other kinds of unpelasant things while puffing on a cigar. 2. Agent Meyers - Super sissy little boy who acts like a 9 year old when he first meets Hellboy, then he attempts to steal Hellboys girlfriend, which would be out of character for him... I mean you don't hit on your hero's girlfriend, that would be like me hitting on Maria Shriver, in front of Arnold... Nevermind the fact that one second Meyers is a puntang one second, then a pimp the next. 3. Rasputin's girlfriend - What the hell was her deal!!? She was aiding the Nazi mummy guy and Rasputin end the world... Why would THAT be in HER favor????? "Yay, I rule a baren wasteland! There are no more people to boss around because my boyfriend ate them all." Holes in plot: 1. Insane-O monsters, they are imortal one second, then when it serves Hellboy looking cool, the die like dogs. And of course in the end you can just light them on fire and they dissapear, but otherwise, if action sequences dictate... They can go for hours smashing through brick walls, and killing hundreds. 2. Hellboys adopted Father was Catholic and (I guess) so was Hellboy however ironic THAT is. So at the last second when Hellboy decides to become the devil, then at the last second changes his mind and battles Rasputin, God fails to help Hellboy out... What kind of crap is that? If Satin (Rasputin) is on Earth messin the place I would hope God would do something about it... I mean at least give Hellboy somethin.. It left you with the impression that there is no God, but there certainly IS a Devil. 3. Hellboys girlfriend can light anything in fire and is basically a walking nutron bomb that incinirates anything in her path however her clothes, and Hellboy's seem to be impervious, as well as Agent Meyers, who is a normal human. Other than that crap it was ok for a movie that relies on effects, how creative... What a let down.
  14. Now who said that? All I see is a Chrysler 300C that got whacked with an ugly stick. I think it looks as good as the concept, maybe even better. Personally I never thought the orig. Charger was anything special.
  15. Too many curves. If GM can straighten them out, they can build it. Yep... Curves = expensive
  16. Alec Baldwin: "That is the F.A.G. way. Soon, the whole world will say, 'Good going, F.A.G. You made the world a better place, didn't you, F.A.G.?'" Yep his comments in Team America really embody what he is all about... Being a worthless pussy that is.
  17. Lame.
  18. Heh, I have 2 coppies of that tape... One of Clash of the Bionoids.
  19. Other than Conan the Barbarian, DYRL is my favorite movie of all time. Great movies aren't 100% asskicking all the time.
  20. just tell them you know me. Instant score.
  21. Dude DO IT!!! I really want to see that.
  22. I HATE Macross7 enough to actually murder someone over it. My reasons: 1. ENCOURAGING WEAKNESS IN CHILDREN The trend since we were kids has been one of featuring heroes (if I must call them that) who are just worthless weaklings who promote taking the easy way out… M7 is one of the worst on this issue. Plot-line is unrealistic and peace and dancing while holding hands is ALWAYS the way things end, which is teaching a lesson of fantasy, NOT reality… No one is ever confrontational, there is no real problem solving, and everything is a compromise, as much as we would like to believe that is a real reflection on life, it isn’t… Nothing in life is a compromise; there are those who take, and those who get ripped off, that’s life. 2. TARGETED AT LITTLE KIDS I have had many arguments with MW members on this point, but it is pretty obvious that M7 wasn’t made for us old Macross fans… In fact quite the opposite, most of the older guys around here are enraged by M7… No, M7 was made for a younger generation, it was made to bring a new Macross fans in, but if it did or not, it managed to make me and others like me embarrassed to be Macross fans. 3. STUPID DESIGNS, MACHINES WITH BOOBS AND FACES The designs are so retarded I could scream. I mean seriously, the teenage girl gets a pink fighter plane with boobs…Some of the other fighters have actual faces… What the fu(k… If this show were called “Fruits in Space” or something, I guess I could handle this, but its called Macross… A show that gets affiliated with DYRL, and the machines with faces and boobs have no place next to a work of art like DYRL. 4. STUPID DESIGNS, CLOTHING, NAMES, AND COLOR CHOICES They took the bad ass of bad asses.. Max, and they made him wear a dress. So unbelievably lame. They made the main squadron of the show, whose job was to dance and sing in space in a RAINBOW or colors… They named a squadron “Pink Pecker.” This one makes me want to just rip M7 fan’s teeth out with a rusty pair of pliers. God I swear Kawamori hates old school Macross fans. 5. REDICULOUS ENEMIES The ‘bad guys’ in this show were just clowns. Totally stupid dialogue, with characters that looked like some kind of cross-dressing costume pride parade winners. I mean there is absolutely nothing to fear about these guys, they are laughable 100% of the time. Combined with their lame appearance and lame dialogue, their mission is to suck song energy from humans… How sinister.
  23. I would get em! Make some more that go on the toy to make it even more detailed! Great idea BTW.
  24. What you may have missed in Macross ZERO. The purpose of the AFOS was to make sure that the Protoculture didn't create another race like the Zjentohlauedy/Meltohlauedy. The purpose of creating humanity was to have a "restart" of culture, as the protoculture ruined their own. Think of the AFOS as like a artifact or symbol that ancient cultures leave behind... Some are just to honor someone, but some are also a reminder of "what NOT to do." We write books about Hitler not to revere him, but to alert future generations of the horrible potential that one man can have. The AFOS just went a step furthur... Instead of teaching us a lesson, it administered a test. that test being a test of 2 questions... 1. Has mankind achieved space travel. if yes go to question #2. 2. Does mankind still wage war (keep in mind the definition of waging war, and having emotion was probably different to the Protoculture... As the wars they were accostomed to for thousands of years involved completely emotionless beings)? If yes destroy all. The second Sarah felt an emotion other than rage, the AFOS thought, "oh, I guess they aren't like my creators were, and they also aren't like the Zjentohlauedy or Meltohlauedy... I guess I should stop killing everything." How does this fit in with the rest of Macross? The Protoculture tested humanity in MZero by leaving the AFOS behind.. This was to ensure that humanity wouldn't make the same mistakes that the Protoculture did, by creating thoughtless emotionless killing machines. Humanity then tested the Zjentohlauedy and Meltohlauedy in the final battle with Bodolza and Laplamez in DYRL (also in SDFM). Some of both sides turned out NOT to be those mindless thoughtless killing machines so they were spared. Humanity tested itself in Macross Plus by almost making the same mistakes the Protoculture did. Think about it... Humans were going to created automated AI systems that would kill without thought.... Just like the Zjentohlauedy, just like the Meltohlauedy and just like the Protodevlin. Just for the record, in care you can't tell, I think MZero is awesome.
  25. Compact cheap-0 computer...
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