Hilarious Auction Description

[Duke Togo]

The seller is a real a-hole. Reminds me of why we kicked the Brits out of this country in the first place.

[the white drew carey]

That auction stopped being funny with all the added description the seller added. Sounds more like he's got a big and thick stick up his ass. He needs to get laid and relax a little.

I disagree. I think the humor of it all is further multiplied by his updates on the current status of the auction.

[JRock]

Reminds me of when a guy was ing up a literal butt whoopin on Ebay

[mikeszekely]

Those are funny, but my personal favorite is the "I Will Kick Your Ass"  auction.

Hahaha, I remember that one, but this auction is definitely a classic.

That kid is getting 10,000,000 for his virginity?!?!

And I went and gave mine away for free...

[Father Jack]

I don't know this seems like something the guys at somethingawful would be doing to post as a rant later on.

On that note a few days ago they had this woman's website up as an awful link of the day. She is apparently auctioning the "privilage" of shaving her hair for $50,000 on ebay.

Feck all! what the heck is wrong with these people.

The picture of the virginity kid brought a huge smile to my face though.

[scand]

OMG! That auction has been viewed over 91,000 times!

[valkyrietestpilot]

that is so freakin funny. i emailed it to everyone i know.

[Montarvillois]

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages, man I must have broken a rib from rolling on the floor. So if you liked this, look at his other past auction:

Other Bike-pusher auction

Here's a pic of what he sold !

Notice, the super soaker is still there !!!

LMAO !!!

[Gaijin]

That is the funniest auction I have ever seen!!