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Agent ONE

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  1. I NUKES.
  2. I like it. Simple, subtle, and elegant. ... I concur.
  3. OK so with EXO's help I got out of that stupid room... I think this whole game is a thinly veiled message of comunism... I think we should rise up and murder the creators. I mean come on. The room WAS red.
  4. ewww that was offsides Hey! i didn't make that up... read his sig... No, not my sig, my member title... something that I can do nothing about.
  5. Mr Disco, You are seeing the result of a suggestion I gave in a secret Santa thread... Mechamaniac had a secret Santa that would leave stuff hanging on his door knob. He wanted OUR suggestion on how to catch the secret Santa... My solution was to jerk off on the door knob... This way it didn't matter who it was they would just mess their hand up. I didn't realize that the joke would stick with me FOREVER! Anyway, I am un-offendable...
  6. Original show! Every episode ended in a phaser battle! Sweet. I like voilence. I also got a kick out of their lame attempt for racial equality by having the token minority get maimed or killed in each episode. Kirk is bad ass though, thats really why. Toughest of all of them. Great actor for the part.
  7. RAWR! Where is the option to smash the door or punch through the ceiling... Dry wall is like paper to me.
  8. I wouldn't mind a date with her... I'd let her feel my biceps, on the condition that she tell me where Basara is hiding so I can seek him out and eat him.
  9. I think private citizens being able to own military equipment is a good thing, but we're drifting dangerously into politics... Hows that? Lighten up man... It is only a problem if members start threatening each other's lives.
  10. If I were a TF fan I would be looking for a really tall bridge to jump from.
  11. Though I think it is cute, what the hell is it? I thought it was that fuzz ball thing, Guvava from M7 in a plastic Hamster ball being tortured... Is that what it is?
  12. I have something "reactive" in my pants... Maybe the Zjentohlauedy will come after me now.
  13. Your handle is blasphemous... CROM is my god, and he lives in the Earth.
  14. WOW, I wanted to pick up another set! This one looks nice! I DID however like the US box set look, refined and elegant.
  15. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That rocks! You put my head on the body of a little girly man though... That guy is way too skinny.
  16. It is not as sexually powerfull as mine, but cool.
  17. ...Made with Row-boat technology.
  18. It is black the entire time in the movie... The idea of having it blue is stupid... It is inconsistent with Focker's heatshield, when someone gets a 1S, they should have a black heatshield. If that isn't hte case then why didn't Roy have a yellow heatshield?
  19. dude thanks for posting that... I loved that ad.
  20. Knock yourself out... I dream about fire and eating people.
  21. LOL
  22. A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant. In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. " The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?" "That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... " - some site
  23. No kidding... The word "gay" should not be used as a negitive adjective, it just isn't nice. I have trouble with this especially when it comes to describing M7. I try to stick with adjectives like "lame," or "retarted," even "flamin" is less offensive.
  24. No it wasn't excessive... There was nothing there about rape in my post... I said I would screw the guys mother... I am sure, like most women, she would be throbbing and wet for my body to be pressed against hers.
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