Testimonial:
Roy can kill anyone he wants! Roy cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that Roy was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Roy killed the whole town. My friend John said that he saw Roy totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Roy has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Roy is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact. Roy is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love Roy with all of my body (including my pee pee).