jfol762 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 This looks ridiculous. I can't wait. http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/crank.../teaser-trailer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeszekely Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 The first Crank was terrible (and I'm saying that as a fan of the Transporter movies). It looks like someone told the makers that, and they were like, "It wasn't that bad. We'll show you by making a really bad movie!" And the result is Crank 2... a movie that, if the trailer is any indication, just moved humans back down a few steps on the evolutionary ladder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UN Spacy Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 What is it with Stratham and S HITTY movies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuinJester Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 I enjoyed Crank for what it was. An excuse to eat (and occasionally throw) popcorn and be mindlessly amused by the insanity. It was like the Itchy and Scratchy show of movies. Terrible, mind-meltingly bad for you, yet horrifically entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenHawk Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 i actually like Jason Statham, and, after Crank... he owes me about $16. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeszekely Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 I enjoyed Crank for what it was. An excuse to eat (and occasionally throw) popcorn and be mindlessly amused by the insanity. It was like the Itchy and Scratchy show of movies. Terrible, mind-meltingly bad for you, yet horrifically entertaining. I don't know what movie you saw, but I'd summarize Crank as a movie about Jason Stathem spending his last few hours of life driving around and talking on his cell phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vostok 7 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 I don't know what movie you saw, but I'd summarize Crank as a movie about Jason Stathem spending his last few hours of life driving around and talking on his cell phone. Isn't that every Jason Statham movie? Vostok 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugimon Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Isn't that every Jason Statham movie? Vostok 7 except for that uwe boll movie, but only because they didn't have cell phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I was alright with Crank - I like movies that I know exactly what I'm getting out of it. You know like Shoot 'Em Up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeszekely Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Isn't that every Jason Statham movie? Vostok 7 Usually he beats the crap out of people. That's when he's at his best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuinJester Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I don't know what movie you saw, but I'd summarize Crank as a movie about Jason Stathem spending his last few hours of life driving around and talking on his cell phone. Are you sure you aren't thinking of an episode of 24? I enjoyed the first Crank, but this trailer doesn't do a thing for me. It's not really the sort of movie that should have had a sequel to begin with. Leave Chelios dead. It gives the original movie at least a modicum of relevance as an expenditure of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenHawk Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 except for that uwe boll movie, but only because they didn't have cell phones. NEVER mention that movie again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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