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The first Crank was terrible (and I'm saying that as a fan of the Transporter movies). It looks like someone told the makers that, and they were like, "It wasn't that bad. We'll show you by making a really bad movie!" And the result is Crank 2... a movie that, if the trailer is any indication, just moved humans back down a few steps on the evolutionary ladder.

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I enjoyed Crank for what it was. An excuse to eat (and occasionally throw) popcorn and be mindlessly amused by the insanity. It was like the Itchy and Scratchy show of movies. Terrible, mind-meltingly bad for you, yet horrifically entertaining.

I don't know what movie you saw, but I'd summarize Crank as a movie about Jason Stathem spending his last few hours of life driving around and talking on his cell phone.

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I don't know what movie you saw, but I'd summarize Crank as a movie about Jason Stathem spending his last few hours of life driving around and talking on his cell phone.

Are you sure you aren't thinking of an episode of 24? :lol:

I enjoyed the first Crank, but this trailer doesn't do a thing for me. It's not really the sort of movie that should have had a sequel to begin with. Leave Chelios dead. It gives the original movie at least a modicum of relevance as an expenditure of time.

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