My God! I despise most of the things you've mentioned!
My list, in no order of priority:
Macross 7 (I could rant, but...)
Pokemon (Not as bad as the one below)
Yu-g-oh (Ugh)
Care Bears
Jem
Transformers (post movie)
Sailor Moon (Short skirts can't save everything)
Smurfs (anyone remember the Smurfs rap song from the late 80's?)
He Man (The toys were cool, but the cartoon was strange. The animation was too stiff)
King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table (?) (The one where it was a football team that somehow switched with the real Arthur and his Knights. I had as a kid a good idea on what a knight should look like and fight. This wasn't it)
I'm sure I'm missing more that I hated as a kid, but these are the ones I can spew out right now.
Careful with that quote there
King Aurthur and the Knughts was one of Solscuds FAVORITE Shows as a wee trouble maker wouldnt want to bring his wrath here down on us poor schlubs