Agent ONE

Sigs rule, especially mine... Actually if we are to follow extablished previous rulings, politics in sigs is a big no... Part of the reason CTLesq was banned.

So you are stayin'?! AWESOME!

"My family didn't have a car — but one day we were in my uncle's car. It was near dark as we came to a Soviet checkpoint." http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2...tent_370713.htm To me this says he was traveling with his uncle. And he didn't say there were commie tanks parked next to his house, so its feasable. I think whats really is going on here is his critics are just grasping at straws, I mean really, who cares? If a politician has to simplify a story to make a point, no big deal.

Cape fear was a remake!!!?? the original is a must see. It make the DeNiro version look like crap. On an interesting Arnold note I read yesterday that he was the first choice for Flash Gordon but his English wasn't good enough. They gave the part to Sam Jones and ended up dubbing his voice anyway. It's all for the best, Arnold's too big to be a quarteback anyway. I'll have to see it. I just put it on my netflix list.. Arnold as Flash Gordon... eek. That would have been as good as Last Action Hero.

No Van Damme = Not a good Street Fighter

Cape fear was a remake!!!??

I'd probably stay... Actually if it were me I would go the roof right before the huricane got to me and I'd hit a double bicep pose... The huricane would be so scared it would go to Cuba. That building will be cool. Its made of cement. Just board up the place and prepare for one kickass ride.

PER your suggestions, I have added the manchurian Candidate to my Netflix list.

I thought about Telly, after playing the most badass Ernst Blowfeld ever. I don't know sh!t about the other guys.

It is just the feeling that they give me on screen... I mean like Jack isn't super strong or anything, but he just puts the fear of God in most people, and most (including me) feel like his characters are able to take serious punnishment and laugh about it.

UPDATED! The Official Agent ONE: Tiers of Toughness TIER ZERO: GODMODE: the divine ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER – Its lonely at the top. He defines indestructible action heroes in the most extreme way, when you see him in person, he doesn’t even look human. From the machine he was in Terminator, to even his tender side in Conan the Barbarian he has displayed that he is just unstoppable. CLINT EASTWOOD – Found the energy after facing death in the desert to throw a cup of water in Tuco’s face and crack a joke in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. All the Sergio Leone movies saw him looking down the barrel of a pistol many times and he didn’t flinch. Toughness unlimited. Upon rethinking the situation and a long discussion with Duke Togo (no not Sonny Chiba.. The MW member) I have decided that Eastwood is immortal like Arnold. * Honorable mention goes to Jesus Christ… He wasn’t an action star, but if he was I am sure he would be one bad mo-fo just like Arnold. TIER ONE: Bullet-proof SONNY CHIBA – Duke Togo, Golgo13… There is no tougher character in anything ever. In fact if instead of Alien vs. Predator, it was Alien vs. Golgo13 I’d imagine Sonny would walk out of the movie with an alien skin coat. SYLVESTER STALONE – The man has made some corny movies, but is immortalized for the first 3 Rocky movies and First Blood. He took insane torture and even saw death to come out victorious, and for the most part fought for very little other than pride. So tough, he’s a commie’s worst nightmare. TIER TWO: Laughs at death JACK NICHOLSON – Powered by insanity most of the time this ‘Joker’ was always looking death in the eye, and death was scared. His pinnacle was One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, the Shining, or A Few Good Men. Just badass. BRUCE LEE – This guy was the most dangerous man with his fists to ever live. His movies were great fun and he was always in awesome shape. Unfortunately in real life he wasn’t great at avoiding death like in the movies. MEL GIBSON – Mad Max.. Braveheart, Payback, really tough.. Too bad he has done so many limp roles since then, he would have scored much higher. TIER THREE: Drinks Gasoline CHRISTOPHER WALKEN – The Deer Hunter, just beautiful to be able to gamble with your brain as a betting chip. Like Jack, powered by insanity but a much more seductive insanity, mesmerizing in a way, and on top of that he did hold that watch up his ass for a few years. GENE HACKMAN – The French Connection, Enemy of the State, Runaway Jury, Unforgiven… He always impressed me with his toughness, kind of gave me chills reminding me of my father when he was pissed at me for painting the cat. WILLIAM HOLDEN – Suicide mission in Bridge on the River Kwai made this guy tough for me. Probably even more so because I saw it as a little kid, but this guy was tough both on and off the screen. TIER FOUR: Eats nails CHARLES BRONSON – This dude was just awesome in his day, but I could never decide if the source of his toughness was insanity like with Jack, or it was ‘little-man disease.’ We all know this guy was like 5’3. I understand most actors are short, but I always felt like his character was the little guy trying to push everyone around. Aside from this fact he probably belongs with Sly, Clint, and Jack in “Laughs at Death.” ROBERT DENIRO – The Taxi Driver… Nuthin beats a suicide mission, or even the stuff he did in the Deer hunter. The guy just eats nails. LEE MARVIN – The Dirty Dozen was just awesome, and it would have been nothing without Lee. One tough sucka. TIER FIVE: Walks on broken glass BRUCE WILLIS – Ends up covered in his own blood at the end of every movie… Pain is nothing to him, and I like the way he dealt with terrorists in The Seige. JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME – The ‘Muscles from Brussels’ has a great physique, probably the best in acting as far as pleasing to the mass market, however in real life he seriously fails to be tough. Claiming to be the greatest martial artist in the world then getting your ass kicked when trying to be Billy BadAss at a NY club is not so tough. Recent information suggests that he may have been outnumbered so he gets to hang with Bruce. LEE VAN CLEEF – Not many movies really highlight his badass nature, but when cast in the Sergio Leone movies is enough for me. Awesome tough. GEORGE LAZENBY – Yeah yeah, the dude only did one real movie, but the self proclaimed “Connery Copy” did it all without the use of gadgets. The only Bond to rely ONLY on his toughness and wit. Honorable mention goes to Robert Shaw. I just haven’t seen enough of him to really judge; I think he belongs with Lee, James, and Bruce though. TIER SIX: Better than average SEAN CONNERY – The original Bond does disserve some credit, though we all knew he was going to make it out of any life threatening situation, he still looked down the working end of a few guns and managed a smile. He would have been higher but he depended just a little too much on his gadgets which may be cool, but isn’t tough. PAUL HOGAN – “That’s not a knife”… Not superhuman, but way better than the average so-called action star. JAMES COBURN – Our Man FLINT! The ultimate in cheesy spy movies, as well as a ton of other great roles, one always knew if Coburn was in the movie he would put on a tough show. Even toward the end of his life in Payback he was In like Flint. TIER SEVEN: On par with the rest of humanity HARRISON FORD – Was a tough dude back in the 80’s but his work after that was great acting, but lacked any and all toughness. I just see him as a regular guy. CHUCK NORIS – Better than average back in the day, but never did much on the screen for me. Had a good career start but is just pathetic now. TIER EIGHT: Is my hair ok? STEVE MCQUEEN – Was ok in Bullet, but never did much for me. He was high on the ‘chick magnet’ scale, but he isn’t really tough. CHARLTON HESTON – Maybe his movies are just too old for me to really get into, but he never really did much for me in the realm of toughness. One of the best actors on the list, but surpassed many times over in toughness by the above Tiers. TIER NINE: Lisp-Ville JOHN WAYNE – Sorry guys, I know back in the day this kind of dude was considered tough, but he just comes off as an overweight blowhard to me. FAT does NOT equal tough after 1975. Russell Crowe fits this description also, but he isn’t even a legend so he doesn’t even get a spot on the list.

It was funny to all those who didn't hear it the first time... And I think it was more of a statement to his critics than anything. Funny or not.

This is still the best.

Took it: "You scored 14 out of 17. You are either on the board at Pfizer, or an Autobot." Well, I ain't on the board at Pfizer.

He obviously didn't give a sh!t about what his critics had to say. They just didn't see his Saturday Night Live sketch. Anyone who has seen it knows it has nothing to do with girls or gays. There was a skit of the Oak on SNL? What episode? Was it shown already? Yeah like in 81... Here is a picture from it:

He obviously didn't give a sh!t about what his critics had to say. They just didn't see his Saturday Night Live sketch. Anyone who has seen it knows it has nothing to do with girls or gays.

HAHAHAHAAA!

Found it: http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowM...et/showid-6887/

That last one looks really good. I'd like to see a rendition with texture and battle damage.

definitely bruce campbell, tough, witty, handsome with lines like "thats what we call pillow talk baby" and "good...bad....i'm the guy with the gun" hes gotta get on. He is more funny and cool, than tough. If it were a coolness contest he would be on the list. He is tough. He cut off his own hand when it "went bad" and drank a kettle of boiling water. Was that in Army of Darkness?

Dood, you should see a doctor that ain't right. Oh , and stop being a spaceship. HAHA. The biatches don't seem to mind. I'll stop being a spaceship now.

definitely bruce campbell, tough, witty, handsome with lines like "thats what we call pillow talk baby" and "good...bad....i'm the guy with the gun" hes gotta get on. He is more funny and cool, than tough. If it were a coolness contest he would be on the list.

Its not really MY issue, its THE issue... And THE issue is, I am so sexy it's unbearable. also; your spaceship looks like my donger. Suggestion, do something else do the front, like widen it at the bow.

I don't mind constructice criticism, or even something that is actually funny, but that is none of the above. anytime. If you don't have some constructive to add then bug off Agent One. Whether I agree with them or not everyone else who has posted here has at least given some constructive criticsm, not dropped to the level of 12 yr old just to increase their post count and make themselves seem like a big man. I don't know why you are bend out of shape. The comments I make on this board I make for my own entertainment exclusively, and I must say, I rule. If you don't like em... well I won't lose any sleep over it. Tell you what if you would feel better I'll email you some pictures of my biceps.

What else was he in? You are right Sparticus WAS REALLY bad ass. The Vikings, Detective Story, 20,000 leagues Under the Sea and the Indian Fighter come to mind. I've only seen 20k leagues out of that list, and I don't really remember Kirk. He's the only thing I really remeber about 20k. The other movies are good but Spatracus is the best. You must admit that by 1950's standards he's as tough as they come. Yep... Way better than that blowhard John Wayne.