Agent ONE

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of THEIR women!" Dude, that is engraved on the back of my iPod... seriously.

I don't know if I should let you tarnish the name of Conan by a Gladiator affiliation. Not that Gladiator was bad... It just wasn't Conan. Gladiator was by far a thousand times better than any Conan movie..... NOT! You almost made me choke on the fish I am eating. Fish...? Funny, I always thought of you more as a rare beef kinda guy. Y'know, something manly. Seafood... I dunno, seafood is kinda girly. Higher protien, lower fat. I eat fish for Breakfast, mid morning, and at 3:00... Beef for dinner, followed by 2 protien shakes, one at 8:30 and one at 11.

I fail to see how more Robotech could affect your love of Macross since this is going to essentially be a sequel to Mospeada. It's not going to be a sequel to Mospeada, it's gonna pick up where the Mospeada portion of Robotech left off. You don't think they're gonna mine the Macross saga? You think Rick Hunter and Lisa Hayes won't show up? There's a good chance you won't see logans and hovertanks though... Hahahaha!!! Yeah no logans or hovertanks... The ONLY thing HG has ever done right is knowing what sucks and NOT pushing it on the public. IE: SC stuff.

W00t!!! Hey man, were neighbors now! I moved in wtih Margarita. We should take some time to walk around "The Peoples Republic of Berkeley California" to pummel some girlie men.

nice restaurants usually do not have a tv. in the future you should pick places where they do not have a TV. Out shopping all day with the GF in Downtown SF, starving... Name another good place close to the corner of Mason and Sutter that has a good steak. You need to realize that I am more important than everyone else, therefore everywhere needs to change to fit MY needs.

well you could just go over to the fat dude and tell him to shut it and felex your muscles for him. one look at those "guns" and he'll be quiet. Thats the real problem with fatass sports fans... They think they are athletes. I maybe a lean 6ft, lean 220, but they see themselves as similar to me, where they maybe a fat 190. Probelm is you tell one of these guys to "shut the fuk up," and they imediately want to fight. I don't mind cracking skulls or anything, but I don't care for run-ins with the law. Besides as I mentioned in the scenario in my last post, the fat retard yelling at the TV can make a perfect evening a little less perfect but it still ends with Agent ONE giving the WANG to the lucky girl of the evening. A fist fight evening ends with me in a holding cell and the poor girl with no Agent ONE to enjoy.

It isn't sports bars where I get pissed. I never mentioned sports bars. How about a place like Mortons. Great steak place. Its also a nice restaurant, usually quite enought so the girl who is lucky enough to be with Agent ONE for the evening can listen to my soothing voice... only to be interupted by some a$$hole who is screaming at the TV across the restaurant. So the whole place is interupted so this lardass can tell Jerry Rice what he is doing wrong...

Hey, if I were gay... It's like being in prison. You attach yourself to the biggest, baddest guy who runs the joint. You don't want to be just anybody's bitch. AAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Downright comedy gold. I'll have to tell my pregnant wife that I find you beautiful. She'll be amused. You know, there's been several studies that homophobes have a strong tendency to be homosexual themselves, you might want to look into that. I forget that I'm on the internet, where pedestrian "gay" humor abounds. "You disagree with my viewpoint, therefore you are GAY! ELOHELctrlalt!" Good stuff sir! Were you on your college debate team? How am I homophobic? I live in SF amongst gay people... They lust after me... No big deal. Back when I was single I met more hot chicks through gay friends than anywhere else. Like I said, I'm an equal opportunity sex symbol.

For the most part, huh? Well, I'm glad you can recognize your own ridiculous claims. Laugh-out-loud. But seriously, you result to personal name calling. Boy howdy, that's some real class. The sum of your argument: "Berkeley is full of liberal pussies and if you question my logic, you are therefore also a pussy". Way to make a credible point. You should have your own show on Fox, perhaps. Your own feelings of inadequacy and social rejection lend themselves to ridiculing those around you. You might consider some counseling to address that. I don't see anywhere where I used the word "liberal." Listen this kind of thing happens all the time to me.. You are just fighting your urges to admit to yourself that I am beautiful. Its ok man. Gay and straight people all around the globe find me attractive, I am an equal opportunity sex symbol.

To tell you the truth, I don't think Nebraska is really a racist place. I never went to Lincon, but I did drive through Nebraska once. If you want to see a racist place go to the middle east.

Well there are some awesome people in Berkeley actually. ewilen lives there and he is a great guy, and of course I am there often and I exceed ALL benchmarks of awesomeness. BUT for the most part, yeah. The sterotype is true. Berkeley is full of weaklings and pussies. I have a feeling you are either a weakling or a pussy, which is why you made issue with my post... Its ok dude. You can always just go to the gym and pump up. You don't need to be a girlie man!

Right, I'm sure that all of Berkeley is full of people that maintain the exact same viewpoint that is so threatening to you. "sterotypes exist for a reason." You're arguing against yourself by citing a stereotype...or sterotype. Comedy gold. I had never heard of any sterotype involving Lincon Nebraska. But if thats how you say it is.. That rumor came from somewhere.

http://www.tvbgone.com/ I don't know if you have ever had this experience, but from time to time I am in a bar or restaurant and I am sitting wtith a female companion, or maybe a group of friends, and we are all enjoying each other's company and the bartender, or some patron ruins everything by turning "the game" on. It is usually some fatass who thinks for some reason, because he watches football he is an athlete. The guy usually screams at the TV while filling his face with beer and fried foods. I hate these fukin people.. That is why I can't wait to get my TV-B-GONE! Everytime one of these wastes of space starts yelling at a TV, I am just going to shut the thing off. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

That thread was Macross related, but it was also in poor taste. There are little kids on this board man. Shawn doesn't want email from angry mothers who want to kill him because their kids were looking at anime chicks showing their tits in bondage on some website dedicated to a cartoon.

As opposed to the Peoples Republic of Lincoln Nebraska. So the theatre would be full of inbred hick white supremacists? You obviously don't understant the reference of "People's Republic." And I've never been to Lincon Nebraska, but my GF lives in Berkeley, and the sterotype of that town is true. Sterotypes exist for a reason.

I hope they put a plot in this one, or maybe even something tying it to other Macross stories.

I was the ONLY one laughing in the theatre I was in, Cape Fear style... Like I said,I went to see it in "The Peoples Republic of Berkeley California." So the theatre was full of weaklings and pussies.

I don't know if I should let you tarnish the name of Conan by a Gladiator affiliation. Not that Gladiator was bad... It just wasn't Conan. Gladiator was by far a thousand times better than any Conan movie..... NOT! You almost made me choke on the fish I am eating.

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I don't know if I should let you tarnish the name of Conan by a Gladiator affiliation. Not that Gladiator was bad... It just wasn't Conan.

We're you not entertained? Was it not what you wanted? Well my point was I guess 1 whole year equals to "ages" for you. Since that's how long his films have been absent from the theatres... and the new Kingdom of Heaven is coming up next year... I know he's not your run of the mill "churn them out" director, but you gotta understand how hard he works on these films... Gladiator ruled!!!! It should have had more of Ralf Moeller though.

I went to see it in "The Peoples Republic of Berkeley California." So the theatre was full of weaklings and pussies that took time away from bitching about the current administration owes them a free lunch as a result of somehow being a victim of society, to see the movie. They were all in line talking about how the current administration was going to look so stupid in this movie, and how this is going to ensure a liberal win... 1/2 of the way through the movie, they must NOT have been in tune with their inner-groovieness or something because they all quit laughing... I was the ONLY one in the theatre laughing and I was being an a55hole about it... I looked like Deniro in Cape Fear. At the end of the movie I thought the only thing that was missing was the "I'm George W Bush and I approve this message." This movie should have been called "The GOP Strikes Back"

I loved Dell in the past, but since owning an IBM, I'd never go back. WAY better quality.

Well my fav is really Macross TV but I voted for Dynamite 7 just to give the 7 series some love... So you and Haterist just gave it a sympathy vote!!? Terrible.