Finally I am enlightened yet at the same time highly disturbed.
Such is the nature of the being we know as Agent ONE.
You guys have to look at every problem in 3 ways:
The Right way to handle things (usually also known as the Pussy's way)
The Wrong way to handle things
And the Agent ONE way of handling things.
Here is an example:
A guy insults you in mixed company, what do you do?
The right thing to do would to just shrug it off and just take it. The wrong thing to do would be to punch him in the face, this IS tempting but you end up looking like a dick. The Agent ONE way would be to start maniacly laughing so hard that people forget the insult all together, and wonder what the hell is wrong with you, then get really close to the guy and keep the crazy laugh up. Just when he is wondering what the hell you are going to do, lick his forehead, once he reels back in horror, tell him you fuct his girlfriend in the ass (he doesn't even need to have a girlfirend for this to work). Lemme tell you, if you do this right, nobody will remember a thing about the night except for that.
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