JELEINEN Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Someone posted this on another board I frequent. It appears to be an instructional course in English using lines from Full Metal Jacket. It's really messed up. Given the source material, these aren't really work safe, so be warned. A full example: http://learnenglishfma18.ytmnsfw.com/ A bunch of the lines being quoted: http://maritan.ytmnd.com/ The web comic the characters come from: http://pixel-maritan.net/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr March Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 HAHAHAHAHA! Listening to them speak that dialogue in a cutesy voice is hilarious. That's definitely not the kind of english learning that strengthen's international relations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 And here I thought my best friend was the only one who would only learn the cuss words of foreign languages... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Leader Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 (edited) "Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-f-ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f@%$ you!" "Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f-ing walrus-looking piece of sh!t. Get the f#$* off of my obstacle! Get the f#$* down off of my obstacle, now!! Move it!!! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo" "Don't fall Private Pyle! That would break my #$*&()$ heart!" "Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?" Edited September 19, 2006 by Skull Leader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumdumgai Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Awesome, that made me laugh hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seven Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I just laughed up my guts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfx Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Ohhh...its mari-tan. Supposed to be a US Marine Corp inspired mascot that teaches english , something like Moe-tan. When I was in the office, i thought this has something to do with Full Metal Jacket, F.A.K.K, and not office safe i could only imagine. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsARCLIGHT Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 OK, I think everyone has had a chance at this. Sorry guys but in keeping with the "family theme" stuff yadda yadda yadda this has run it's course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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