Agent ONE

Said the guy who just used one of the weakest & overused cheap reply tactics... 364714[/snapback] The internet was made for you.

I'll admit that you have a hot mom too. Although, admittedly I usually only see her from behind. 364553[/snapback] I agree. Most of undergrad I was porkin older women, like mid 30's chicks... Now however I like the young ones. Nice hard asses, perky tits, easy to convince that its normal to have sex in front of other people. Dude, she is a beautiful woman, but she is also 70, so thats kinda nasty... Especially since you are like what, 20? 364583[/snapback] Older women, make beautiful lovers Older women, they understand I've been around some, and I have discovered That older women know just how to please a man. 364600[/snapback]

I'll admit that you have a hot mom too. Although, admittedly I usually only see her from behind. 364553[/snapback] Dude, she is a beautiful woman, but she is also 70, so thats kinda nasty... Especially since you are like what, 20?

Close. A MILF is actually someone else's parent that you find sexually agreeable. Freud, of course, would just say she's a substitute for your own. 364534[/snapback] Heh, at least I am man enough to admit I have a hot mom.

So Keith, in Candyland, who at city hall is in charge of inviting the teletubies to their speaking engagements? 364439[/snapback] Your doorknob. 364445[/snapback] You need to hire someone to write your posts for you. Seriously, your comebacks are just shamefull.

I expected this since the moment I saw you posted in this thread... 364410[/snapback] If only the fuzz would look the other way while I eat the liberals.

So Keith, in Candyland, who at city hall is in charge of inviting the teletubies to their speaking engagements?

HAHA, I was being a jerk... Looks like there were actually some changes. I suppose I could appologise, however I won't. There are new admins, but one is an M7 fan and that is like handing out fliers for the "alternative lifestyle." Also I noticed there is no area for a MILF contest or a any place for obscene photographs... This sucks because I drew a happy face on my balls last night and took some pictures where my balls had a conversation with Minmay (the one that came with my DYRL Strike). I am affraid there is just no place for that topic as of now.

God fukin dammit! The admins here RAWK! Love all the changes guys.

too much reading... Someone give me the executive summary. What exactly are Jem and Hurin fighting about?

Thats him.

I would like to put Hurin in a burlap bag, then put Jem in that same bag, hang the bag from a tree, then beat the bag with a stick... Then I would like some toothless hooker to tug on my cock while Graham sings the theme to Macross.

That's probably the most exciting thing they've put in a Nissan in the past 10 years. 362217[/snapback] YLM loves his Nissans.

Even Jesus couldn't do that.

This movie licks the cock.

I believe that's from a magazine. Though, I do recall him answering a similar question in more PG-rated language on video. But, I stand by the point that "c*cK" is largely considered to be the most vulgar of the commonly used words for male genitalia. It's simply not used on television. H 361472[/snapback] Hurin, I want you to lovingly tug on my donger.

"The cock isn't a muscle, so it doesn't grow in relation to the shoulders, say, or the pectorals. You can't make it bigger through exercise, that's for sure." - Arnold Schwarzenegger He is not only my Governor, but also the mesiah in my religion so I think if he uses the word it is ok.

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Roy wins!

My PBS station is still running "Are You Being Served?". They try to work it in every episode. 361411[/snapback] PBS? Yes, but they are godless Communists and therefore have no sense of decency. 361412[/snapback] Ah, of course. How silly of me to forget. 361416[/snapback] I agree with Hurin the most.

I just watched End of Days on TV... Arnold says "stop being such a pussy!" and it was NOT edited out.

Anybody wanna see mine? Its totally awesome.

You can say it on TV... Its just like pussy, ass, and bitch.

No no, the best part was when people thought YOUR cock was in MY avatar.

I thought it was a stupid effects based movie, full of fake crap, with huge opportunity for Halley Berry to throw in Jive lines, so she can once again remind everyone that she is black.

I've got this great animated Golgo 13 avatar sitting on my PC hard drive... 361195[/snapback] I kept the one with the cock too.