No not really, I know a little about women though.
I guess I know enough about wine to get by. But I am not an expert by any means. I mean any Cabernet or Pinot Noir (basically reds)will give me a headache so I usually stick to white if I am at an event where I must drink wine. I can drink Vodka like its water though.
hahaha. Ok, just wondering. I just need to know like what wine goes with what food, and what is good for dates. Stuff like that. That last point does involve women. Like what kinda wine will get the girl in my bed.
Easiest rule to follow without getting too crazy...
Red wine with red meat. They are two strong flavors and compliment each other. Any other food drink white. If you drink red with like chicken or seafood you can't taste your food because the wine is so strong. This may be obvious to you, but you'd be surprised how many people I see order Cabernet with their Salmon. Yuck.
As the ultimate goal it to get some service for the WANG, you should stick to Chardonnay, or Sauvignon Blanc, not too strong an after taste, if you keep the conversation light and fun she will drink more than she will remember having drank.