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The Official "Uwe Boll's Dungeon Siege" thread


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Ok, ok, here's my excuse: the girl and I had just gotten out of a work meeting with some hours to kill, and we figured on seeing a movie. I had never even heard of Boll's latest, or that he had anything to do with it. Heck, I didn't even know that Jason Statham was in it. We picked this movie for the hell of it, and it was the biggest mistake of my life, so there...

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Ok, ok, here's my excuse: the girl and I had just gotten out of a work meeting with some hours to kill, and we figured on seeing a movie. I had never even heard of Boll's latest, or that he had anything to do with it. Heck, I didn't even know that Jason Statham was in it. We picked this movie for the hell of it, and it was the biggest mistake of my life, so there...

there should be public uwe boll warnings (like hurricane and tsunami and other natural disaster warnings) to proctect innocent people like you from being victimized.

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there should be public uwe boll warnings (like hurricane and tsunami and other natural disaster warnings) to proctect innocent people like you from being victimized.

But it has to be one of those mildly condescending ones. The kind that implies that it's actually your own fault that XYZ happened, because you weren't careful or didn't take the time to educate yourself on the risks.

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But it has to be one of those mildly condescending ones. The kind that implies that it's actually your own fault that XYZ happened, because you weren't careful or didn't take the time to educate yourself on the risks.

like when the stewerdess on the plane tells you that you can change seats if you think you can't open a door?

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there should be public uwe boll warnings (like hurricane and tsunami and other natural disaster warnings) to proctect innocent people like you from being victimized.

Seeeeriously. That experience cost me much sanity and pride, not to mention that the g/f broke up with me just months after In the name of the King. I wonder....

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