That sucks. All I've got are toy jets that turn into 6-12 inch death dealing robots.
Not married yet either but I've got nephews and a niece and if it came down to toys or them they'd win. Love the little tykes. That and I don't have to put up with their colicky crap. They go home to their mommy and daddy's for that.
Of course, everyboday I know is pushing me towards the "time to get settled-down" route too. Fix-up here, set-up there. Kids are a GREAT conversation piece with the ladies. You take them for a walk, all bundled up, and you're an automatic babe-magnet. Can't really do that with a 1/48 eh?