HAhahahaa....well, the super glue stories don't make me feel so bad now. I can't decide if I have bad model karma or I'm just an utter klutz. (My girlfriend tells me it's the latter.)
Hmmm, what to share, what to share - well, a few years back I was working at a LHS. At the time I was building a Tamiya CLK-GTR (incidentally my last model built), and I was working on the entire engine/trans/susp assembly. Both hands were tied up trying the keep the thing together as I tacked it up with CA, so I pulled off the bottle cap w/ my teeth. When I went to put the bottle back IN the cap, I missed it completely, and hit my very tongue. Thereafter, I was the proud owner of a CA bottle tongue ornament. Being that acetone is toxic and all, and so not being able to use it on my tongue, I just pulled it off. Was good for character, grew hair on my chest and all that baloney.
Then there was the time I severly singed myself with the soldering iron, and while I was doing laps around the room screaming and looking for water, my boss was yelling at me that I smelled like burned hotdogs.
Anyway, if anybody has any karma that was inflicted on them, try and beat those....or I have some better ones still, but I still have some dignity I'd like to preserve.
Shaun