Piranah 3D

[Gubaba]

God Bless your optimism. But alas; given time, you too, will come to understand the futility of your wish. The Studios have nothing to fear from people with anything like intelligence, taste, or discretion.

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people...

True...but think about it. It's Friday night, you've had an exhausting week, and couple of similarly-exhausted friends are coming over for a few beers and a laugh or two. You head to your neighborhood video store (or whatever you use to get movies these days) to pick up something to watch. Which are you going to go for, The Seventh Seal, directed by Ingmar Bergman, widely hailed as one of the greatest movies ever made, a stirring meditation on death and mortality that will force you to ponder numerous weighty philosophical questions? Or will you go for Piranha Beach Party, which "contains graphic violence, adult language and situations, smoking, and nudity - all involving teens"?

Be honest...